GeorgiaShipping
What? Pairings? Now I'm a part of this shipping verse? Ugh, whatever, I don't have anything else to do right now. I'll see what this is all about.
BunBusterShipping – Georgia x herself
…Did I make a huge mistake offering to do this?
BustedShipping – Georgia x Michelle
Ugh, no! She has a Bagon! Anyone who loves Dragon-type Pokémon is the enemy!
BusterShipping – Georgia x Iris
No way! Does it look like we could possibly be in a relationship with one another? We're total enemies!
CattyShipping – Georgia, Harley x Ursula
I don't know these two. I'm not catty…
ChristmasBusterShipping – Georgia x Santa Claus
Are you serious right now.
ColdMedievalLoveStoryShipping – Georgia, Ash x Iris
THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE.
ConfidenceShipping – Georgia x Ash
Arceus, no. That kid is denser than a box of doorknobs.
…Who came up with that expression? "Dumber than a box of doorknobs?" What?
CrabbyShipping – Georgia, Corphish x Kingler
What the hell is this?!
DonGerogiaShipping – Georgia x Don George
Haha, see what you did there. Hell no.
DragonSlayerShipping – Georgia x Bisharp
While that name is cool as hell, um, that's a total no-go on dating a Pokémon…
FairyBusterShipping – Georgia x Sylveon
So Fairy-types are a newly discovered Pokémon type that can apparently wipe the floor with Dragon-types. Which is awesome!
But, uh, there's no reason to pair me with one.
FireBusterShipping – Georgia x Chili
I've met the Striaton Brothers, and Chili seemed like the coolest one
FlarebusterShipping – Georgia x Trip
Eh, not particularly. I don't care for him.
GhostbusterShipping – Georgia x Shauntal
Hahaha! I actually laughed at this one.
GlasshouseShipping – Georgia x Sneasal
I like Ice-type Pokémon, but not like that.
HairflipShipping – Georgia x Drew
…What's wrong with flipping my hair? And who's Drew?
HocusPocusShipping – Georgia, Bianca x Zorua
…Someone seriously has to be pulling my leg…?
IrisLoversShipping – Georgia, Ash, Cilan, Trip x Iris
No, it's probably more like yanking my leg…
JokeShipping – Georgia x Bianca (BW)
Yeah, the joke would be the two of us being together.
LoganberryShipping – Georgia x Stephan
Me and Stephan? Ha, no.
May26Shipping – Georgia x Beartic
My Beartic? Are you kidding me?
MosaicBusterShipping – Georgia x Brycen
Ah, the Ice-type Gym Leader of the Isshu Region! Not much for dating material, but we get along.
NiceHatShipping – Georgia x Lyra
Yes, my hat is nice. I wonder what kind of hat this Lyra chick has.
O'KeeffeShipping – Georgia x Burgh
Oh, haha. You guys and your silly puns. I'm not interested in Burgh.
OverArrogantShipping – Georgia x Paul
Who says I'm over arrogant? And I have no clue who Paul is.
SaintlyDevilShipping – Georgia x Ghetsis
…I'm assuming Ghetsis is the Devil? I surely must be the Saint…
SourGrapesShipping – Georgia x Burgundy
Burgundy is obnoxious. And overconfident. So, no.
TarragonShipping – Georgia x Cilan
No. The Striaton Brother I liked the least…
VengefulShipping – Georgia, Harley x Burgundy
Vengeful for what? And who is Harley? This is the second time!
VerysuperclassyShipping – Georgia, Burgundy x Iris
Please tell me this is the last one…
XBusterShipping – Georgia x Crobat
No, you just had to make everything so much better by making the last entry a Pokémon…
Final Thoughts
I'm not really interested in romance, and if I was it surely wouldn't be with anyone on this list. I just decided to look it over to see if it was worthwhile and it was obviously a grave mistake.
…I am not over arrogant, either…