PaulShipping
Is this some kind of joke? I don't have time for relationships, nor do I care about them. Are you telling me I have to do this or you'll show revealing pictures of me in a maid costume? Yeah, if you can find those kind of—oh. Photoshop exists… Sigh, fine. But I swear, I'll get you back for this…
4chanShipping – Paul x Mira
…First entry and you already want me to kill someone…
AbandonShipping – Paul x Damian
Who's Damian? Did he abandon a weak Pokémon, too?
AgainstShipping – Paul x Zoey
No way. This chick doesn't even seem to like me.
AntiBubbleShipping – Paul x Mew
…Who thought this was funny?
BishieShipping – Paul x Riley
Bishie? *Facepalm*
BlackWhiteShipping – Paul x Marley
I'm not sure about this chick. She always seems to be monotonous. Maybe if I cared, I'd want to get to know her.
CarbonCopyShipping – Paul x Silver
Supposedly, we're a lot alike… Never met him, though.
CobbleShipping – Paul x Maylene
WHAT?! Who the hell paired me with her?
ColdcoffeeShipping – Paul x Barry
This kid seems to have some weird feelings for me. It's kinda…not normal. I try to stay away from him.
ColdFishShipping – Paul x Whiscash
Oh, haha.
ColdGalaxyShipping – Paul x Mars
This chick is interesting. Pretty hardcore, but I'm not interested.
ComaShipping – Paul x Ash
…I'm gonna put someone in a coma for this one…
DarkStreakShipping – Paul x Gary
I've heard of Gary Oak. I'd like to battle him one day. But romantic interest? No way.
DefrostShipping – Paul x Yellow
Someone made a joke that even this girl couldn't make me smile. I'm not sure who she is, but that joke wasn't funny.
DisrespectShipping – Paul x Volkner
Someone said I was disrespectful? Get over it.
DysfunctionalShipping – Paul, Brandon x Reggie
WHO THE HELL CAME UP WITH THIS ONE?! THAT'S NOT EVEN RIGHT!
EmptyShipping – Paul x Kyurem
Very funny…
ErogenousShipping – Paul x Giovanni
I've battled him before. Probably one of my toughest Gym battles. He was pretty tough on his Pokémon; I was very interested in learning his technique. But I wasn't interested in him romantically, no way.
EvaShipping – Paul x Reggie
YOU GUYS ARE SICK.
FlinchShipping – Paul x Ashachu
…I don't know what an Ashachu is, but I'm not about to take any guesses…
GarbageShipping – Paul x Shaymin
I thought Shaymin was supposed to be a clean Pokémon? …Oh, I get it. You guys are terrible people…
GodisnowhereShipping – Paul x Arceus
Heh, I actually had to laugh at that one.
HiroshimaShipping – Paul x Delia
Ash's mother? What the hell is wrong with you guys?
HollowShipping – Paul x Brock
No.
HostileShipping – Paul x King of Pokélantis (Ash)
Brandon told me about this one day. Could someone explain how that would work exactly?
IkariShipping – Paul x Dawn
What? Her? You've got to be joking. There's no way in hell I would ever date her.
Ever. Stop questioning me about it.
I told you to stop.
LachrymoseShipping – Paul x Sabrina
This chick was tough to beat! I'm not sure what her deal was, but I have to admit, she was pretty intimidating…
MethaneShipping – Paul x Chimchar
If I gave up my Chimchar, what makes you think I want to be in a relationship with it? Arceus…
MockShipping – Paul x Ursula
This chick is bratty.
MorbidShipping – Paul x Brandon
MORBID IS RIGHT, YOU SICK ASSHOLES!
MotorDriveShipping – Paul x Electivire
What's up with pairing me with Pokémon? That's just disturbing.
NeverShipping – Paul x Infernape
*Headdesk* ANOTHER JOKE THAT WASN'T FUNNY.
OutofSpiteShipping – Paul x Kenny
Yeah, someone paired me with him out of spite, all right…
OverArrogantShipping – Paul x Georgia
Who said I was over arrogant? And who is Georgia?
PanzerShipping – Paul x Torterra
*Flips table*
PikacharmShipping – Paul x Pikachu
WHAT THE HELL MAKES YOU THINK I'M ATTRACTED TO POKÉMON?!
PurplemagicShipping – Paul x Harley
OH MY ARCEUS, HEAVEN'S NO!
SaintpauliaShipping – Paul x Princess Salvia
The chick that looks like Dawn? Yeah, no…
SnideShipping – Paul x Jessie
*Snorts* What?
TeddybearShipping – Paul x Ursaring
*Breaks light fixture*
VeilstoneShipping – Paul x Conway
Ugh, that weirdo?
VorpalShipping – Paul x Trip
I heard this guy doesn't like Ash. I think we could get along. Not romantically.
WhiteTruthShipping – Paul x Cynthia
The Champion of Sinnoh? I may be the only guy not interested in her.
WickedGameShipping – Paul x Looker
What? Who paired me with that weird detective?
YouDisgustMeShipping – Paul x N
I don't know who N is, but I'm going to take this moment to say that you guys disgust me…
Final Thoughts
Arceus, that was the most awful thing I think I've ever had to deal with! Besides any argument with Dawn. Have you ever heard her whining, rambling, rampaging, whatever mess?
I told you to stop questioning my relationship with her.
Can Paul like anyone?
~Midori