BlueShipping

Oh my Arceus! *Chuckles* Well, it's understandable that fans like to pair me with people. No one can resist my charm! Hehe, now I'm starting to sound like Whitney, she'll probably kill me. Oh well, let's she what this is all about!

AngelinaShipping – Blue x Lisia

Oh, that contest queen from Hoenn? That women is gorgeous!

ArchrivalShipping – Blue, Gary, Green (game), Green (PokéSpe) x Leaf

What a mess.

BirthdayMurderShipping – Blue, Silver (PokéSpe), Articuno x Ditty (Ditto)

…What is this?

BerylShipping – Blue x Clair

Ugh, I don't think so. Clair and I didn't get along. Too conflicting of personalities, I guess.

BlueandGreenLeavesShipping – Blue, Blue (beta) x Leaf

You guys gotta stop that doppelgänger shit.

BlueberryShipping – Blue x Leaf

Ahh!

BratShipping – Blue, Caitlin x Platinum

Um, that's pretty insulting to Caitlin and Platinum, guys.

BurntBerryShipping – Blue x Cynthia

The two hottest chicks in the Pokémon World? I think I'd be catastrophic if we were together. Men would toss themselves off of cliffs.

ButtShipping – Blue x Gold

Ha! ButtShipping? That's probably from Gold smacking my ass when he first met me. He wishes he could get with me.

CharmingCriminalShipping – Blue x Rakutsu

So…apparently Rakutsu does some kind of work with the police or something… But I also heard that he was a womanizer, which reminds me too much of Gold…

ChōsenShipping – Blue x Silver (PokéSpe)

Hmm, this one's tough. When I first met Silver, I protected him like a little brother, but our relationship has changed since we've gotten older. He still calls me his sister, but I'm not too sure how he really feels.

My feelings. Eh, who knows? It's fun to mess with your heads, hehe.

ClearBlueSkyShipping – Blue x Y

I dunno who Y is. Is that really her name? Well, I guess I'm named after a color, so…

ColorOfWaterShipping – Blue x Misty

Misty is one of my friends. I think she has a crush on Red, although she certainly doesn't want to admit it.

ComplicityShipping – Blue x Giovanni

Wah—? No way!

DeepBlueShipping – Blue x Sapphire

No. Sapphire and I are completely different people. I can get along with her, though.

FearowShipping – Blue x Bill

Bill? Haha, no. Just friends.

FearShipping – Blue x Falkner

Falkner is pretty cute. I don't think he has much time for a date.

GammaShipping – Blue x Lance

Yelch, no. This guy was off his rocker.

GolddiggerShipping – Blue, Green (PokéSpe), Gold, Red (PokéSpe) x Silver (PokéSpe)

Wait, who is the gold digger in this situation? I'm the only female…

Huh? It's not me, is it?

GoldsAngelsShipping – Blue, Gold, Crystal, Platinum, Sapphire x White

PUUUUUUU-LEASE!

HappyEndingShipping – Blue, Red (PokéSpe), Misty x Yellow

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

HatefulMemoriesShipping – Blue x Will

No way! That bastard! No!

HomicidalDisguiseShipping – Blue, Gold x Ditty (Ditto)

Um, is there something I should be aware of…?

HomicidalShipping – Blue x Lysandre

I'm starting to get a bit worried.

HypnoticKillerShipping – Blue x Hypno

I think I would have reacted more to the fact that I'm being paired with a Pokémon if not for the third mention in a row on this list about…murder…

ImpulseShipping – Blue x Black

Haha, Black is great, but he's pretty loud and obnoxious. He needs a girl that can calm him down.

InflateShipping – Blue x Jiggly (Jigglypuff)

My Jigglypuff? Haha, another Pokémon? Although I do adore my Jiggly, I don't think so.

IWon'tKillYouYetShipping – Blue x Wally

Wally is an adorable kid, but

WHAT IS WITH ALL THESE ENTRIES ABOUT KILLING?!

JadeShipping – Blue x Yellow

Yellow! Argh, she's so cute. I don't love her like that, though. She's too infatuated with Red. Ah, young love! Too bad he's dense.

KidsWithGunsShipping – Blue, Green (PokéSpe), Lt. Surge x Red (PokéSpe)

I can feel a headache forming…

KillerCombinationShipping – Blue, Silver (PokéSpe), Articuno, Ditty (Ditto), Brock's knife x Toxic Orb

MOST OF THESE AREN'T EVEN PEOPLE, ARE YOU GUYS IMPLYING SOMETHING I SHOULD BE AWARE OF?!

KillerShipping – Blue x Fraud

SERIOUSLY.

LazuriteShipping – Blue x Crystal

Nah, Crystal and I are just close friends.

LightBlueShipping – Blue x White

White is another close friend. Too bad she lives pretty far away, but we always go shopping together when she visits.

LoveSexMagicMurderShipping – Blue, Elesa, Serena x Valerie

Okay, maybe the murder part doesn't have to do with me. I mean, I know how to love, I'm sexy and I can perform magic, right?

…LOVESEXMAGICSHIPPING DOES NOT INCLUDE ME, THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE.

LuckyDayForBillShipping – Blue, Bill x Yellow

Um, haha, no…

LuckyShipping – Blue x Red (PokéSpe)

Haha, I love to tease Red! Not my type, though. Besides, I push for a relationship between him and Yellow.

LuckyStarShipping – Blue x Jirachi

I can take the Pokémon entries more than I can the killing ones…

ManEaterShipping – Blue x any boy

Hey! I resent that!

MaskedChildrenShipping – Blue, Carl, Silver (PokéSpe), Will, Karen x Sham

UM.

NavyBlueShipping – Blue x Lt. Surge

Certainly not.

NeverChōsenShipping – Blue x Silver (Pocket Monsters)

Whoa, who is that guy? He looks exactly like Silver!

NewChōsenShipping – Blue x Tsubaki

THAT GUY LOOKS JUST LIKE SILVER, TOO, WHAT IS THIS?

NilasShipping – Blue x Lorelei

Oh, hell no.

OldRivalShipping – Blue x Green (PokéSpe)

This guy? Haha! Messing with him is fun, too. I'd maybe think of a date or two, but not a relationship. He's much too serious. This pairing seems to be really popular, though. Sorry, guys!

Also, the author would like to inform everyone that this is not the name for Gary and Leaf... Leaf is that girl who looks like me, right? That's still really freaking tripping me out.

OneDayApartShipping – Blue x Emerald

Oh, no way. We enjoy playing pranks on people together. He can get kinda gross with them, though…

OrionShipping – Blue x Whitney

Whitney and I really love teasing Gold. I pretty positive she has some weird crush on him, but she gets mad whenever I bring it up, haha.

OutwitShipping – Blue x Cheren

I'm not really too close with Cheren. From what I've heard from Bianca, he doesn't really know how to have fun, haha.

PearlBirthstoneShipping – Blue x Pearl

Oh, does Pearl make me laugh! Ahh, too bad he's not my type. He's pretty high-strung.

PrincessShipping – Blue x Platinum

I wish I were a princess. This girl, though. She's pretty nice for a rich girl. You know all those other rich kids are rude as hell, but I enjoy spending time with her.

PsychoKillerShipping – Blue, Fantina, Roxie x Sabrina

*Shrieks*

RealisticIllusionShipping – Blue x Zoroark

This list is gonna make me lose it.

ShenanigansShipping – Blue, Gold x Zoroark

I'm literally running out of responses.

StalkingMurder&StealingShipping – Blue, Conway x Rug

I DIDN'T KILL ANYONE, I SWEAR.

SummerbeautyShipping – Blue x Ruby

Ruby! I feel he's like my gay best friend. Sure, people say he's in love with Sapphire, but I don't know. He seems pretty close to Wally, too… Whatever, I still love to go shopping with him! He actually has good fashion sense! Unlike most girls I know, which makes it weirder…

TastyShipping – Blue x Diamond

I love Diamond's cooking. It's the best ever! But I'm not in love with him, only his cooking, haha.

TofanaShipping – Blue x Koga

Nope.

TrickstersShipping – Blue x Eusine

Eusine and I get along. He's much closer to Crystal. Maybe he likes her, I can't tell.

VanityShipping – Blue x Karen

No! Ugh, don't get me started with this bitch…

VeronicaShipping – Blue x Erika

Erika is really sweet, but I wouldn't ask her out or anything.

WellEndowedShipping – Blue x Faitsu

…Well endowed…?

WhatColorIsTheDressShipping – Blue, Black, Gold x White

Isn't it blue and black? Are people still debating this?

WristShipping – Blue x Sabrina

Haha! Oh, what a laugh. Sabrina and I are…I'm not sure how our relationship is. We're caddy to one another, but we also like to joke about things, too. It's strange, but I guess we're good friends. Ever since that bizarre incident on Cerise… I still don't think she's forgiven me for not telling her she was attached to a Ditto, haha.

Final Thoughts

Well, that was fun! I heard that a lot of people have been paired with Pokémon, but that didn't seem to be the case with me. I seemed to be shipped with a lot of girls, though. Oh well, at least it's diverse.

But, um, what's up with all the…y'know…murdery ones…?

So like, I know that my PokéSpe horror story Welcome to the Birthday Massacre inspired a few of these ship names (BirthdayMurder, HomicidalDisguise, KillerCombination and I personally named IWon'tKillYouYet) but

Did I start a trend of people naming Blue pairings with mentions of murder or killing in them…?

Ironically, the people who wrote the song that my horror story is based on (…The Birthday Massacre) also made a song called Blue. So, I probably did indirectly start something, whoops. Doesn't help that Blue is my fav PokéSpe girl, haha.

~Midori