SilverShipping
What is this? I'm being thrown into romantic relationships with other people for the sole purpose of entertaining others? That's ridiculous! Let me look at this stupid list!
BalderdashShipping – Silver x Professor Oak
Balderdash!
BeatMeUpShipping – Silver x Will
Ugh, no. This guy is a prick. And he's weird.
BlamikaShipping – Silver x Jasmine
Jasmine told me I didn't treat my Pokémon with care. She may be sweet and all, but I didn't appreciate her telling me that.
BoulevardShipping – Silver x Barry
Ugh, Barry. He's too hyper. He would be okay to handle if he wasn't so hopped up on coffee…
CarbonCopyShipping – Silver x Paul
I've been told that I'm a lot like this guy. And that offends me.
CheeseAndWineShipping – Silver x ChuChu
Yellow's Pikachu? Are you guys nuts?
ChosenShipping – Silver x Blue (female)
Blue's like my sister. She's taken care of me since the beginning, and that's how I've always felt about her.
ColorSubtractionShipping – Silver (game) x Silver (PokéSpe)
What? How can that even work? It's like loving yourself, only there's actually another physical you!
CombustibleShipping – Silver x Black (Golden Boys)
Same as ColorSubtraction! Geez, guys…
ConquestShipping – Silver x Marina (Legend of Thunder)
This girl looks just like Kris. But…she's not Kris…
ContainShipping – Silver x Spinarak
What the hell…
CreditCardShipping – Silver, Gold x Platinum
Oh, haha.
DarkHeartShipping – Silver x Sneasel
No.
DepressionShipping – Silver (PokéSpe) x Red (PokéSpe)
Yeah, that is depressing. Wait a minute…
DistantShipping – Silver x Platinum
I definitely can't see myself in a relationship with her…
DragonsDenShipping – Silver x Clair
This chick's crazy. She has a whip! No, stay away from me.
EdenShipping – Silver x Spiky-eared Pichu
Ugh, no.
EmbarrassingOutfitShipping – Silver, Jasmine x Clair
Embarrasing outfit? The only one whose outfit is embarrassing is Clair! What is this implying? It doesn't even make any sense!
EncounterShipping – Silver x Eusine
This guy was strange. He had some weird obsession with Suicune…
FinalLoveShipping – Silver x Crobat
Yes, my Golbat evolved by the so-called 'Power of Friendship', but that doesn't mean I love it like that. Sheesh.
FleshAndBloodShipping – Silver x Ash
I hear that it's possibly implied that this kid is related to me. If that were true…this pairing would be very disturbing! Even if he isn't my long-lost brother, I don't even know this kid.
GothicChildShipping – Silver x Marley
Goth? Who said I was a goth?
HotRivalsShipping – Silver x N
I've actually met this kid once. He told me that he's also had a pretty bad past with his father as well. I'm sure if I ever meet him again, we'd have a lot to talk about.
HunterShipping – Silver x Ethan
Ethan and I are friendly rivals. Nothing more, contrary to popular belief. Very popular belief, apparently.
ImpurityShipping – Silver x Suicune
Impurity? But isn't Suicune supposed to purify lakes?
…Wait…
IsolationShipping – Silver (game) x Red (game)
I met him one day. Challenged him. Lost. And he never said a word. It was weird. Where is this kid going in life?
JohtoRivalShipping – Silver x Jimmy (Legend of Thunder)
Yeah, no. He seems to be an Ethan knock-off, and it's worrisome.
LithiumShipping – Silver x Sapphire
Sapphire and I? I don't think so.
LostandFoundShipping – Silver (PokéSpe) x Giovanni
…Do I even need to say anything?
MasterShipping – Silver x Lance (PokéSpe)
Arceus, no. I think this guy likes Pokémon… No joke. He hates humans.
MurkrowShipping – Silver x Karen
Same with Will! Ugh, pair her and him together, not me…
PoltergeistShipping – Silver, Red x Kris
…I'm not a ghost…
PreciousMetalShipping – Silver x Gold
Ugh, don't even get me started on this ship… Gold and I are just friends. I don't know how many times I have to emphasize this. Maybe he has some weird feelings for me that I don't know about, but I don't like him like that.
RedemptionShipping – Silver x Kris
Kris and I are good friends. She's a caring person who I can open up to about my past, much more than Ethan.
SecondaryShipping – Silver x Green Oak
Yelch, no. Never.
ShortFuseShipping – Silver x Pearl
Short fuse is right… This kid is an explosion of…hyperness, I guess.
Hold on… I'm not liking the names of these pairings…
SimilarShipping – Silver x Mars
I'm paired with this chick a lot. Sometimes people even claimed that we're related. I can somewhat see the relation, which makes this pairing even more disturbing, but I don't know. I think my dad and I need to have a talk about all these possible other children of his…
SoulSilverShipping – Silver x Lyra
Lyra is a really caring person. I treated her like I treated everyone else at first, but losing to her consistently began to show me how I should treat my Pokémon. Lyra and I are really good friends now. I think she has a crush on me, but I don't think I feel the same way.
SpecialJewelShipping – Silver x Crystal
Crystal's a good friend. Maybe even a special friend, as in the name. But I don't have those kind of feelings for her.
ThieveryShipping – Silver x Wes
I had a reason for stealing Totodile! What does this kid steal for? Oh. Damn, that might be better than my reason…
UnderstandingShipping – Silver (game) x Giovanni
Understanding nothing. That's disturbing.
ViridianShipping – Silver x Yellow
Yellow is someone I can open up to, but I don't have romantic feelings toward her.
Final Thoughts
…
I think it's time for me to just walk away…
Agh! Silver's game and manga counterparts made this chapter difficult to do…but it was fun nonetheless.
~Midori
P.S. For those wondering about CombustibleShipping, Black is a character from the Japanese manga Pokémon: Golden Boys about the main characters of Johto. Ethan is Gold, Kris is Chris, and Silver is…Black. I don't know why he wasn't just named Silver, but that's just how it is.