VolknerShipping

Relationships? I heard I'm pretty popular with the ladies for some reason, but I don't know. I'm pretty bored right now, so I'll give it a look at and tell you how I think.

AlexandrianShipping – Volkner x Jasmine

Jasmine's a sweet girl. She visits Sunyshore once a month to hang out with Flint and I. I hope to take a trip to Olivine one day. I'm not sure how I feel about her…

AmarilloShipping – Volkner x Jolteon

Jolteon? It's a cool Pokémon and all, but I wouldn't date it, haha.

BashouShipping – Volkner x Cyrus

No… This guy is creepy…

BeaconShipping – Volkner x Dawn

I'm good friends with Dawn. She made me appreciate my position as a Gym Leader again, which is difficult to do. I couldn't pursue a relationship with her, though. I think Barry and Lucas would kill me.

CableShipping – Volkner x Riley

Nah. I think he's pretty close with Dawn. Although he should be careful with her best friends around.

ChargebeamShipping – Volkner x Raichu

I've heard that these Pokémon pairings may be considered…crack pairings? Certainly. Someone had to have been on it to come up with these…

ChargeParticleShipping / WiredShipping – Volkner x Barry

He's so hyper… Plus, I think I'd get a lot of glares from Dawn and Lucas if I were to take him away.

CircuitShipping – Volkner x Lucian

Ugh, Lucian gets on my nerves. I'm not sure why. Just his demeanor or something, I don't know.

CitrusStarShipping – Volkner x Clemont

Clemont is pretty cool, but I think he's much more interested in his inventions than dating.

DiscontentShipping – Volkner x Marley

She seems discontent. A very quiet girl; it was hard to talk to her.

DisrespectShipping – Volkner x Paul

Disrespect is right! This kid angered me. He was a strong trainer, but he pushed his Pokémon too hard. I almost told my Pokémon to zap him…

DormitoryShipping – Volkner x Rotom

Dawn showed me her Rotom once. A very interesting Pokémon. Not one I would ask out, no.

ElectricEliteShipping – Volkner x Cynthia

I went on a date with her once. Very…scary to say the least. She's a beautiful woman and all, but she is definitely not one to mess with. Or challenge to a battle unless you're absolutely prepared. She wiped out my whole team with just Garchomp…

ElectricGuitarShipping – Volkner x Roxie

I went to one of her concerts here in Sunyshore and met her backstage. She's a pretty chill chick, but we didn't get too much of a chance to talk. I got her number, though.

ElectricHeaterShipping – Volkner x Buck

Haha, Flint's younger brother? He's so obnoxious, I don't think so. Cool kid, though, just a little too headstrong.

ElectricMotorShipping – Volkner x Electivire

How does anyone even manage to find themselves in a relationship with a Pokémon?

ElectrifyingShipping – Volkner x Zapdos

"Hello, Zapdos. I'd like to pursue a romantic relationship with you. Would that be acceptable?"

ElectrocutedShipping – Volkner x Fantina

Nah, not Fantina. She likes to laugh at me when Flint plays pranks on me. And then she joins in. And she gets her Pokémon to frighten me. I'm not scared of much, but Ghost Pokémon are the worst pranksters ever… Never piss one of those things off.

ElectroShipping – Volkner x Lt. Surge

That man is a drill sergeant. Sure, he likes a good laugh, but don't mess with him when he's angry.

EnergyShipping – Volkner x Roark

Y'know, when I first met Roark, I thought he was a girl… No, that doesn't mean I was attracted to her—him! Damn, he's gonna get me for that one…

ExhallenShipping – Volkner x Luxray

"Oh, Luxray, why don't you get the steak? Don't worry, you won't look like a pig, I promise. I wouldn't lie to you."

ExPikaShipping – Volkner x Pikachu

"What movie would you like to go see? The horror one? I wouldn't want you to shock me if you get scared."

Fandom'sShippingBicycleShipping – Volkner, Ash x N

…I could understand Ash and N being shipping bicycles, but…me? Really?

FirecrackerShipping – Volkner x Maylene

Maylene tried to break my arm one day for no reason. I do my best to avoid her now…

FrazzleShipping – Volkner x Crasher Wake

Uh, yeah, no…

GalvanicShipping – Volkner x Byron

Good friend, but no.

IgnitionShipping – Volkner x Flint

Flint… He's a really good friend on mine. My best friend, actually. He can always make me feel better when I'm bored or down.A romantic relationship? Um…

IndifferenceShipping – Volkner x Platinum

Indifferent. Besides, she's much too unapproachable. Especially with those bodyguards of hers, haha.

LightningboltShipping – Volkner x Ash

Ambitious kid, I'll say. Headstrong, like Buck. Maybe too headstrong…

LightningbugShipping – Volkner x Aaron

Aaron's cool to hang out with. I think his obsession with Bugs is kinda weird, though.

LucozadeShipping – Volkner x Mira

Maybe a little too young for me… She's a very strong Trainer, too. I underestimated her…

MagneticShipping – Volkner x Magneton

"Oh, Magneton, a hotel you say? Don't you think you're moving a bit too fast?"

ManaShipping – Volkner x Gardenia

Gardenia's a cool person to spend time with. I guess she enjoys my company because I don't tease her about her fear of Ghosts. If one of her Pokémon somehow wanders near the Old Chateau, I'm always the one she calls to help her get it back. That can get kind of annoying…

McDonaldsShipping – Volkner, Flint x Buck

…

MinatoShipping – Volkner x Ninetales

Someone told me this was a reference to something called "Naruto?" I dunno what that means.

OvercoatShipping – Volkner x Palmer

I haven't spent much time with Palmer to get to know him very well.

PokéBoyfriendShipping – Volkner, Green (game), N, Red (game), Professor Sycamore x Steven Stone

…Am I really that popular?

SenirasuShipping – Volkner x Candice

Candice and I get along. She likes to join in with Flint in his pranks sometimes, so I guess that can get irritating, but not as bad as Fantina. She just likes to throw snowballs at me. I'm certainly not visiting her in Snowpoint anymore…

SettingTheStageShipping – Volkner x Argenta

I've only met Argenta once and we hardly talked. She seems like a pleasant woman, though.

ShockingShipping – Volkner x Elesa

I'm good friends with Elesa. We don't see each other too often because we live far apart, but we meet and hang out when we can.

StokeShipping – Volkner x Lucas

By this point, I think it's safe to say that Lucas, Barry and Dawn are not to be pursued, haha.

TechnologyShipping – Volkner x Thorton

Thorton is interesting. I don't think he's too concerned with relationships.

ThroughBeingCoolShipping – Volkner x Looker

The detective guy who likes to call himself Handsome? Haha, no.

TrefoilShipping – Volkner x Cheryl

Cheryl is a very lovely girl, I'd like to spend some time with her. She hangs out with Gardenia a lot.

TriforceShipping – Volkner, Flint x Jasmine

Jasmine would be Wisdom, I think I would be Power…but that would leave Flint with Courage. But Jasmine has Steel-type Pokémon, so maybe she would be Power? I don't think Flint could be Wisdom. But that still leaves him with Courage…

Am I doing this right?

UnimpressedShipping – Volkner x Drew

…I dunno who Drew is, but sorry if I seem unimpressed all the time. Destroying weak trainers gets pretty boring sometimes, y'know?

VideoArcadeShipping – Volkner x Dahlia

Dahlia is quite the spark herself, huh? She seems like a cheerful spirit.

VoltageShipping – Volkner x Manectric

"Manectric, I think we had a great night tonight. But I have to get home. A kiss? Eh, you may be pushing it…"

ZapPlateShipping – Volkner x Arceus

…I just don't have anything to say.

ZapShipping – Volkner x Pachirisu

Ugh, I'm running out of jokes for the Pokémon ones…

Final Thoughts

Well, that was amusing. I haven't had a good laugh for awhile.

…I'm still stumped on the Triforce one…