CilanShipping
Romantic interest? Um, why would you ask me about that? Oh, fans like to pair me with other people? Well, I'm not sure how I feel about that… Could I see this list please?
1000GayWishesShipping – Cilan, Bobby, Drew, Harley, Ricard Noveau x Jirachi
Um, we're off to a good start, it seems...
2Fab4UShipping – Cilan, N x Will
This...is gonna be quite the dilemma.
AdversityShipping – Cilan's hair x Misty's scrunchy
…
…Do you seriously want me to comment on this? Was deciding to do this a good idea?
AestheticShipping – Cilan x Cheren
Cheren? I actually didn't battle him, Chili did, but his battle strategy was interesting. I would like to challenge him myself one day.
AlcoholPoisoningShipping – Cilan x Janine
Uh, hmm…
ArthurShipping – Cilan x Sandshrew
…Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?
AtYourServiceShipping – Cilan x Hilda
Hilda's a sweet girl. I actually had the honor of battling her. Um, maybe she showed an interest in me? I think she was looking more toward Cress than me, I don't know.
BasilShipping – Cilan x Hugh
Hugh has stopped by the restaurant a few times, but usually just to train for a bit and then he just leaves. He seems to be in quite a hurry.
BonsaiShipping – Cilan x Alder
I certainly wouldn't date Alder, but he's a nice guy.
CaféMochaShipping – Cilan x Ash
Ash? Sure, he's a very good friend of mine. One of my best friends, actually, haha.
As for dating? Eh, well, I mean, I do admire him quite a bit, but I dunno…
CaferoShipping – Cilan x Elesa
I adore Elesa. I guess there's really all there is to that.
CafetiereShipping – Cilanor x Ashley (Isshu)
Okay, so this is, um…
CampanulaShipping – Cilan x Shaymin
But Shaymin is a Pokémon…?
CamomileTeaShipping – Cilan x Rosa
Rosa is a very sporty girl, very ambitious. She did wish to join my brothers and I for lunch. Is that considered a date?
Cilan'sPlanShipping – Cilan, Ash x Ash's maid outfit
W-what is this?
CilanHasFunShipping – Cilan, Ash, Ash (Mirror), King of Pokelantis (Ash), Ashley (Kanto) x Ashley (Unova)
WHAT IS GOING ON, THIS CERTAINLY IS NOT MY IDEA OF FUN.
CilanTroShipping – Cilan x Tropius
Oh, haha. I see what you did there.
CloveShipping – Cilan x Nate
Nate is a lot like Rosa. He didn't come in for lunch, though, just a double battle. He chose me to be his partner.
CorianderShipping – Cilan x Lilligant
I adore Lilligant, but I'm not gonna ask one out, like, what is this.
CucumberShipping – Cilan x Curtis
Curtis stops by the restaurant all the time. He's told us about how he's really Christoph and isn't able to visit many places in peace. But many people here are more caught up in battling to even notice him, haha. He's a nice kid.
CuisineShipping – Cilan x May
I haven't met May, but I've heard about her from Ash and Dawn. I need to study up on contests. It sounds really interesting.
CutleryShipping – Cilan x Bisharp
Okay, this one is definitely a joke.
DarkRumShipping – Cilan x Hilbert
He's a lot like Hilda. Strong spirit. I wonder if the two of them have met before? Maybe they would go good together…
DiningCarShipping – Cilan, Emmet x Ingo
…Threesomes? Um…
Don'tAskDon'tTellShipping – Cilan, Bobby, Drew, Harley, Lt. Surge x Ricard Nouveau
...These are starting to get really weird.
Don'tCookMeShipping – Cilan x Tepig (Ash's)
W-what? I would never!
DragQueenShipping – Cilan, Ash x James
…
DreamCuisineShipping- Cilan x Fennel
Fennel's a good friend of my brothers and I. She helps us out at the restaurant from time to time. We get a lot more males to visit when she waits tables with us…
EggplantShipping – Cilan x Nurse Joy
Nurse Joy is sweet, yes, but I'm not interested in dating her. Or any of them, I guess.
ElementalHaremShipping – Cilan, Chili, Cress x Ash
…HAHA, WHAT?!
EvaluationShipping – Cilan x Ricard Nouveau
Yeah…no…
FingerfoodShipping – Cilan x Max
May's younger brother, who I have yet to meet as well. But isn't he, like, seven or something?
FisherShipping – Cilan x Basculin (Cilan's)
…I mean, this Pokémon thing is just a joke, right?
FoodCriticShipping – Cilan x Ingo
The Subway brothers and I are good friends and I admire them a lot. But we're not romantically involved.
…Ingo's expression intimidates me sometimes.
ForMyShrineShipping – Cilan x Ash's Underwear
ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW.
FrostedRosesShipping – Cilan x Brycen
I like to check out his movies at PokéStar Studios. He's a perfect performer.
GayPerformanceShipping – Cilan, Bobby, Drew, Harley, Ricard Nouveau x Wallace
What…
GayPotatoPrideShipping – Cilan, Bobby, Drew, Harley, Ricard Nouveau x Russet
The…
GayPrideShipping – Cilan, Bobby, Drew, Harley x Ricard Nouveau
Hell…
GayStalkingShipping – Cilan, Bobby, Conway, Drew, Harley x Ricard Nouveau
Guys…
GleefulShipper – Cilan x Emmet
Emmet smiles more than Ingo. I'm not saying I favor one brother over the other, it's just I can't ever understand why Ingo never looks happy while Emmet always looks happy…
GrindrShipping – Cilan, Bobby, Drew, Harley, Richard Nouveau x Thorton
*Facepalms*
GundamShipping – Cilan x James
No, not James. He's the enemy!
HolyGayPrideShipping – Cilan, Bobby, Drew, Harley, Ricard Nouveau x Arceus
SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!
HoneyflavoredShipping – Cilan x Combee
*Sighs*
ILikeTrainsShipping – Cilan x trains
YOU GUYS REALLY MISINTERPRET WHAT 'LIKING' SOMETHING MEANS.
ImprovShipping – Cilan x Luke
I like his ideas for movies. Could I be the love interest next time?
InTheClosetShipping – Cilan, Burgh, Drew, Harley, Kyle (Sinnoh), Robert (Unova) x Trip
I deeply regret deciding to do this list thing.
It'sBelieberTimeShipping – Cilan, Drew, Camper Justin x Schoolgirl (Trainer class)
Really?
It'sChristmasTimeShipping – Cilan x Santa Claus
Please tell me this is not real.
It'sDojoTimeShipping – Cilan x Don George
No.
It'sManLoveTimeShipping – Cilan, Drew, Harley, Kenny, Trip x Luvdisc
I'm gonna incinerate this list.
It'sStalkerTimeShipping – Cilan, Conway x Serena
Just because I say "It's—blank—time!" doesn't mean I agree with any of this.
ItsRainingMenShipping – Cilan, Ash, Montgomery, Stephan x Trip
This one is just a tiny bit more acceptable than the others…at least name-wise.
Like, do people actually ship all of these?
IwazaruShipping – Cilan x Pansage
Pansage is my favorite Pokémon, but um. Where did anyone get the idea that this was okay?
JudasShipping – Cilan x Ghetsis
…No, there is no discussion to be had with this.
KiitosShipping – Cilan, Ashley (Kanto) x Ashley (Isshu)
I know that Isshu Ashley is just Ash crossdressing, but who is…?
WAIT, ASH HAS DONE THIS BEFORE?!
KiraShipping – Cilan x N
…N's a bit of an interesting guy. Um, I would never see myself in any kind of relationship with him...
KuroshitsujiShipping – Cilan, Thorton x Will
Um, hold on. Does that mean I'm Sebastian?
LemonMeringuePieShipping – Cilan x Clemont
Clemont is another one of Ash's friends I have yet to meet.
LemonPestoShipping – Cilan x Bonnie
Same with Bonnie. Although, isn't she really young?
…Although people apparently ship people with Pokémon, so…
LGBTShipping – Cilan, Drew, Harley x Zoey
…Do I even wanna know which one of these the people in this fandom consider me…?
LimeFilletShipping – Cilan x Stunfisk
…Not even going to go there…
MajordomeShipping – Cilan x Ashley (Kanto)
THIS IS ASH CROSSDRESSING FOR THE FIRST TIME, I CAN'T EVEN—!
MegaGayPrideShipping – Cilan, Alain, Bobby, Drew, Harley x Ricard Nouveau
There is some kind of pattern going on here that I don't think I wanna understand...
MyPreciousSilverShipping – Cilan x Cilan's silverware
This is really beginning to stress me out…
NalicShipping – Cilan x Ash (Mirror)
I…don't understand…
NepetaShipping – Cilan x Meowth
…Homestuck?
OpticShipping – Cilan x Brock
I haven't met Brock, but I heard he's a good chef. I'd love to taste his cooking, if it's as good as Ash says it is.
…Is there something wrong with our eyes?
OriginalSinShipping – Cilan x Serperior
*Sighs*
ParfaitShipping – Cilan x Serena
Serena sounds like a nice girl, but I have yet to meet her as well.
PersShipping – Cilan x Stephan
Haha, I don't think Stephan and I would go well together.
PokéYaoiShipping – Cilan, Ash, Clemont, Drew, Gary, Paul x Trip
Oh my…
RatatouilleShipping – Cilan x Rattata
Oh, haha…
SameHeightShipping – Cilan x Jessie
No, no, no. Not Jessie.
…Are we really the same height?
SanyouShipping – Cilan, Chili x Cress
…And this is popular?
SavantShipping – Cilan x Dawn
Dawn reminds me a lot of Iris. Their both very spunky, haha.
SeaMonkeyShipping – Cilan x Misty
Haven't met Misty either. But I'd like to challenge her to a fishing contest when I do meet her!
ServiceShipping – Cilan x Bianca (BW)
Bianca's a good kid, but she's pretty…hyper. And bouncy.
ShelterShipping – Cilan x Dwebble
No! How could that even work? It's a crab! Pincers, guys! Ouch!
SommelierShipping – Cilan x Burgundy
Burgundy… Hmm. Iris has told me that she thinks that Burgundy has a thing for me. I'm not really so sure with as much as she likes to argue with me, but I only think of her as a friendly rival.
SosiaShipping – Cilan x Cilanor
…Is this what they call selfcest?
StalkerSocietyShipping - Cilan, Conway, Kenny, Jessiebelle, Serena x Zoey
Ummm…
StarchShipping – Cilan x Tracey
I've heard good things about Tracey. I hope to meet him someday.
StolenGayPrideShipping – Cilan, Bobby, Drew, Harley, James x Ricard Nouveau
Please tell me this is the last one of these...
TamarindShipping – Cilan x Yancy
Yancy is in the same boat as Curtis, with her pop idol persona being Nancy. She visits all the time, a really adorable girl. I think they're both too busy for relationships.
TapThatShipping – Cilan, Brock, Harley x Tracey
…Are we almost done yet?
TarragonShipping – Cilan x Georgia
Georgia? I think she has better chemistry with Iris, hehe.
TheMaskShipping – Cilan x Yamask
Oh, haha.
TipShipping – Cilan x Trip
…Hmm, I don't think so.
TrinityShipping – Cilan, Chili, Cress x Shadow Triad
Well, this is pretty ironic considering…
Um, considering nothing in particular…
UniversecontainerShipping – Cilan's rear x Iris's hair
…Seriously?
WireHairShipping – Cilan x his food
This has gotten outta hand awhile ago, but like…
WishfulShipping – Cilan x Iris
Iris and I are good friends, but I don't believe I would date her. Although the pairing between the two of us seems to be really popular…
But then again, the pairing between Ash and I is pretty popular, too…
ZetsubouRestaurantShipping – Cilan x Professor Juniper
Professor Juniper? Haha, she's a fine woman, but no.
Final Thoughts
While this was fun to look through, a lot of these were quite a bit disturbing…
Sigh…I don't even want to think about the fanart or fanfiction…
Sorry I didn't do any cooking analogies or whatever anime!Cilan does when he talks. It's difficult to do without sounding absolutely stupid, so I just nixed the idea.
~Midori