Draco
Hermione
Granger.
Granger.
Granger.
Please.
Come out.
What are you even doing in there?
Please come out.
Granger.
Granger.
You're highly annoying. Do you know that?
Will you come out now?
Nope.
Why not?
Because.
'Because' is not an answer, Granger!
Because I'm reading.
Then stop reading.
Or read out here.
I don't like this.
Please come out here.
With my diary.
And don't laugh at me.
You watch me sleep.
Well... yes.
That's why it was oddly comforting when you read that I watch you sleep?
Because you watch me sleep?
Yes?
Well, that's surprising.
Yeah, yeah. Whatever.
Can you come out now?
Please?
I'll beg.
I'm on my knees.
Open your bedroom door.
You'll see me.
I'm on my knees, Granger.
You know, that's weird.
You call me Granger to my face.
And even when we're writing like this.
But, in your diary, you call me Hermione.
You even dot the I's in my name with little hearts.
It's cute.
I dot all my I's with little hearts in my diary.
See, I've checked, because I thought I was imagining things. But no, no you don't. It's only the I's in my name.
You think it's cute?
Yes.
Well, I think that the way you do a heart instead of the O in Draco is cute.
Do I do that?
Yes. Yes, you do. I'm literally looking at it.
Oh... I've never noticed.
Well you do it.
Okay, I believe you.
So will you come out now?
No.
Why not?!
Because this is good stuff.
Interesting stuff.
I could so use this against you.
Oh.
Oooooh.
You like the way my hair smells?
My hair?
My HAIR!?
Really?
Would you like to lend my shampoo?
What scent is it?
Coconut and strawberry.
It's nice.
Really nice.
And it suits your hair.
So you've said.
So, no, I don't want to lend your shampoo.
I like it on you.
Anything else you want to admit?
You've got my diary, Granger.
You know everything.
So yesterday's entry will just be the same old things?
Oh. Yesterday.
Yes. Yesterday.
Just read it.
Say it. Tell me.
You've read it, haven't you?
Maybe.
Yes.
Yes, I've read it.
What, you're not going to reply to me now?
Malfoy.
Malfoy!
Draco...
I love you too.