You Paired Me With Who?

by Midori12

The characters of Pokémon have been paired off with some strange people and/or Pokémon, but how do they really feel about it? Well, here's their first-hand accounts! Watch them go through their own shipping lists with mostly humorous responses! What could possibly go wrong? - Currently updating old chapters; May 5 - Skyla, Max and Trip / May 8 - Volkner, Black and Bianca (Bel)

17. MaxShipping

MaxShipping

Love? I'm only seven! I'm too young to even comprehend what love even is! Well, supposedly. I know more about it than Ash, apparently, but c'mon! Who in the heck do you think I would be paired well with?

…I have a bad feeling that a lot of these are going to be very disturbing. But I guess most of my friends are ten, so I think that line was crossed a long time ago…

AdvanceAzaleeShipping – Max x Serena

I have yet to meet Serena, but she seems nice.

AgeFactorShipping – Max x Ghost Maiden

…A ghost?

AgeIsOnlyANumberShipping – Max x Agatha

NO IT'S NOT!

AlfShipping – Max x Ash

Ash? No. I admire him, but he's just a friend.

AspirationShipping – Max x Ash, Brock, Professor Oak, Tracey, May or Misty

This…this one is giving me a choice.

How considerate.

BluenettenerdShipping – Max x Conway

So, apparently I look a lot like this guy.

…And that terrifies me…

CalmingShipping – Max, James, Jessie, Meowth x Shuppet

This is not any ideal use of the word "calming!"

CaSuffitShipping – Max's hand x Brock ear

WE'RE ONLY IN THE C'S.

CheekyShipping – Max x Mira

I've been told that I could be paired well with this girl. Is it because we're about the same age? Regardless, I don't know anything about her.

ContestIncestShipping – Max, Drew, Norman, Ruby, Caroline x May

WE'RE STILL ONLY IN THE C'S.

CorporateShipping – Max x Mr. Stone

What's with all the really old people? This is a joke, right?

CrybabyShipping – Max x Piplup

Hey, that is offensive! I am not a crybaby! Now Piplup, maybe. Maybe Dawn's Piplup…

DanceDanceShipping – Max x Ludicolo (Brock's)

Haha, stop pairing me with Pokémon…

DebateShipping – Max x Tracey

I heard that Tracey is a huge admirer of Professor Oak and likes to draw Pokémon. I'd like to chat with him one day. He seems to know a lot about Pokémon, I'd be awesome to hear what he could teach me.

DeoxysStalkerShipping – Max x Solana

Solana was pretty cool…

Wait, who said I stalked Deoxys? Is this a reference to our trip to LaRousse? What? I'M SO CONFUSED!

EmanationShipping – Max x Gardevoir

Gardevoir's an awesome Pokémon.

…If you look in the wrong places on the Internet, it's also one of the most disturbing…

FingerfoodShipping – Max x Cilan

I heard that Cilan is a really good cook and works at some fancy restaurant in Isshu. I'd love to visit it and meet him.

FourthWheelShipping – Max x Bonnie

Another popular pairing. At least I can accept this for the simple fact that we're the same age.

Although I haven't met her, I wouldn't mind meeting her. I'd like to get to know Ash's other friends.

GambitShipping – Max x Norman

That's my dad! No way!

GeekyKidsShipping – Max x Amanita

Amanita is some really smart kid who invented the Storage System in the Isshu region. I dunno if people pair us a lot together, but I wouldn't be surprised.

GymcestShipping – Max, May, Norman x Caroline

…That is sick, you guys are sick.

HangingOutShipping – Max x James

Ugh, not James.

HepburnShipping – Max, Audrey x Kathryn

Together? As in both of them?

Ah, I don't even remember which one was which. Was Audrey the one in the pink?

HomeAloneShipping – Max x no one

Good. I think I prefer it this way. And no, don't you dare tag the 'Forever Alone' meme onto me…

IBelieveInSantaClausShipping – Max x Santa Claus

…

ID4Shipping – Max x Deoxys

Can I just ban people and Pokémon getting paired together?

ImbalancedFamilyShipping – Max, Norman, Ruby, Caroline, May x Norman's wife

What the hell even is this? Who is Ruby? Isn't my mom my dad's wife? WHAT IS HAPPENING?!

ImpromptuHugShipping – Max x Meowth

WHAT'S WITH ALL OF THE POKÉMON?

InternetDangersShipping – Max, Zinzolin, Agatha, Infi, Gardevoir x Octillery

Gross.

KillThemAllShipping – Max x Morrison

Whoa. I mean, I think about smashing some of the people who made these ships over the head with a frying pan, but...

KnowitallShipping – Max x Gary

…Who's the know it all? I know a lot, but I didn't say I knew everything. Sheesh.

KodomoneShipping – Max x Iris

I can't have much of an opinion on someone I've never met.

LittleBrotherShipping – Max x Forrest (Kanto)

I've met Forrest before. I'm not sure how he can handle having so many siblings… He kinda reminds me of the brother I never had.

MasumiShipping – Max x Misty

Misty's really cool! She promised me to show me around her Gym one day. I can't wait to see all of her Pokémon! Brock says her sisters are hot, but I don't care about that…maybe.

MaxShipping / MasatoShipping – Max x Max (Character of the Day)

Could you imagine dating someone who looks just like you? And shares your same name? Neither can I and it's not going to happen.

MidgetShipping – Max x Ritchie

I am taking offense to a lot of these names… I've never met Ritchie before, but I heard that he's like a clone of Ash. That would be pretty interesting.

MindShipping – Max x Ralts

I can't wait to get my own Ralts! Not to form some freaky relationship with it, no.

MoonflowerShipping – Max x Liza (Hoenn)

She's pretty cute. I think she's older than she looks, though…

MunchmaxShipping – Max x Munchlax

Munchlax is annoying. He eats all of my food!

NAMBLAShipping – Max x Lt. Surge

NAMBLA, REALLY? YOU GUYS SICKEN ME!

NavigatorShipping – Max x Brock

He's like my older brother. I look up to him. Not in the way of girls, though. I think Ash could give better advice than this guy.

OhnoesShipping – Max, Scott x Mr. Stone

Oh noes indeed.

PaternalisticDeceptionShipping – Max, Norman, Santa Claus x Caroline

This is getting specifically weird.

PetalburgShipping / HoennIncestShipping / FlowersInTheAtticShipping – Max x May

…No.

RoadtripShipping – Max x Professor Birch

No… He's kinda like a second father. Really cool guy.

RockyRoadShipping – Max x Roxanne

…This is my teacher, guys! No!

SabelotodoShipping – Max x Brandon

*Facepalm* Enough with the old guys!

ShotaShipping – Max x Clemont

Well, this isn't the worst name on the list.

ShowOffShipping – Max x Dawn

I am certainly not a show off! May said she's a cool chick, though. I have yet to meet her.

SmartkidShipping – Max x Molly Hale

I'm glad you think so! I'm not sure who Molly is, but I'd like to meet her.

StarryEyedShipping – Max x Caroline

All right, the incest is getting out of hand…

StorybookShipping – Max x Gallade

Gallade's a cool Pokémon. When I get my Ralts, I honestly have no idea what I'll evolve him into. Hmm.

SundaeShipping – Max x Harley

Bwahahaha! Are you guys serious? Well, you guys have already paired me with everyone else… Definite no.

SuperPedoShipping – Max x Spenser (Frontier)

OKAY, THIS IS OFFICIALLY THE WORST NAME ON THIS LIST.

ToleranceShipping – Max x Drew

Ha! No. I think he likes May's Beautifly a little too much. This kid's pretty full of himself.

TotalCrybabiesShipping – Max, Ash (Mirror), Karuta, Bonnie, Narissa x Wilhelmina

Am I almost done?

ToukaFamilyShipping – Max, Norman, Ruby, Caroline x May

Please tell me I'm almost done with this monstrosity.

TuffetShipping – Max x Ariados

AM I LITTLE MISS MUFFET?

WishShipping – Max x Jirachi

Jirachi's a close friend. Ah, I miss Jirachi…

YowainaShipping – Max x Delia

Ash's mom? C'mon now.

Final Thoughts

Well, that was pretty disturbing. Sure, I've seen some crazy things on the Internet, but it's not cool to be a part of that place.

… *Shivers*

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For some reason, apparently I have this idea of Max being a wiz on all things Internet related.

Max, you're only seven! Stay away from that stuff!

~Midori