BlackShipping
Hmm? What's this? WHAT? A LIST OF ROMANTIC PAIRINGS INCLUDING ME? WHAT, AM I BEING TOO LOUD? THIS IS CRAZY!
Fine, I'll calm down, but still! I don't have time for this! I have to keep training for the Pokémon League! What, you'll tell White and she'll make me do this because she's my boss? You guys are evil. Fine, fine, I'll spare a few minutes…
AgencyShipping – Black x White
Boss? Haha, I like Boss, but not like that. I mean, she's pretty cool and all, sometimes frustrating to deal with when things don't go her way, but she's a hard worker and I really admire that.
Besides, she's much too busy for a relationship. Y'know, not like I've asked her or anything.
BadBruiseShipping – Black x Green (PokéSpe)
Nu-uh, this guy's got a stick in his butt. He's so serious! That Blue chick likes to mess with him, but I don't think he can take a joke. Who the hell thinks we would go well together anyway?
BlackBullShipping – Black x Tauros
Ahaha! A Pokémon? Seriously, that's a bit much, don't you think?
BlackMindShipping – Black (PokéSpe) x Black (Golden Boys)
I don't know who this kid is, but I'm not sure why we have the same name…
BlackWingShipping – Black x Skyla
Skyla's pretty cute. She probably gets asked out all the time.
BlueclothesShipping – Black x Sapphire
Sapphire's an interesting character. She's very strategic when it comes to battles, so we train together a lot.
CarCrashShipping – Black x Bianca
Bianca's my childhood friend and she's like a sister to me. I couldn't date her. Besides, I think she has a thing for Cheren…
CarbonMonoxideShipping – Black x Silver (PokéSpe)
Silver seems like an okay guy. I haven't spent much time with him, although he has a very intimidating stare.
CaretShipping – Black x Cheren
No way. I think the two of us together would be the most unorthodox relationship ever. I should encourage him to go after Bianca.
CheckerBoardShipping – Black x Red (PokéSpe)
I have to take training tips from him! I thought I could ask Green but I think I would ask Red over him. At least Red is a little more approachable. But dense. Very dense.
DancingUnderTheTajMahalShipping – Black, Gold, Red (PokéSpe), Ruby x X
Um…this is interesting…?
GraphiteShipping – Black x Crystal
Crystal can be a sweetheart, but don't piss her off or you might lose your head. That's a scary thought.
ImpulseShipping – Black x Blue
Blue's the trickster. She always looks like she's being serious, but then something explodes in the background and she laughs. So if she's ever actually serious, I might be concerned. That would make it very difficult to date her.
IsshuDexShipping – Black x N
Man, N is so weird. He seems like he has no soul, but maybe he has some troubled past or something.
LimelightShipping – Black x Platinum
Platinum should smile more. It's kinda difficult to talk to her. Maybe she thinks I'm too loud? I only yelled because I thought she couldn't hear me.
LockedAwayShipping – Black x X
I heard X was a powerful trainer as a young kid, but then I nothing else was ever mentioned about him.
MangaElectricBlackShipping – Black x Faitsu
Faitsu used to be a member of Team Plasma, so I heard. But Rakutsu is always hitting on her, so I wouldn't even try going after her.
NimbasaShipping – Black x Elesa
Elesa is pretty rad, but I don't think she'd have an interest in dating me. She has to have guys flocking all over her.
OneironautShipping – Black x Fennel
Nah. Fennel likes one thing and one thing only…Munna and dreams. Okay, that was two things, but they might as well be one thing in Fennel's eyes!
PepperShipping – Black x Gold
Haha, Gold's so much like me! Which makes me think a relationship with him would be like a relationship with myself…which wouldn't be cool…I think…
RareCarbonShipping – Black x Diamond
Diamond's a cool fellow. He makes the best pizza in the world! And pretty much any other food, but I love pizza! I enjoy hanging out with him and Pearl.
SevereMigraineShipping – Black x Wally
I dunno Wally that well. I guess he's sick all the time?
ShoutingShipping – Black x Pearl
Pearl…doesn't like when I yell. Which is funny because Diamond tells me he's pretty loud himself.
SidekickShipping – Black x Yellow
I could imagine Yellow being my sidekick in an action movie. She's so adorable!
This needs to happen. I'm dragging Yellow to Pokéstar Studios, now.
SingleBlackShipping – Black x Hilbert
What. Who is that? That's so weird, he looks just like me!
SummerHaremShipping – Black, Elesa, Skyla x Iris
…Is this a joke?
TruthseekerShipping – Black x Rakutsu
Rakutsu is very much interested in women. Especially Faitsu, haha.
WhatColorIsTheDressShipping – Black, Gold, Blue x White
Um, I'm pretty positive that it's black and blue. Some people saw white and gold, but I dunno what the hell they were talking about.
WrongStrategyShipping – Black x Ruby
I don't think Ruby likes me much either. He told me Sapphire and I were a lot alike in that we're really obnoxious… I don't think we're obnoxious!
Final Thoughts
Huh, that wasn't so bad. But seriously, I gotta run! I have the Pokémon League to take care of! SEE YA!