So…someone suggested this. I wasn't sure if I wanted to do Pokémon, but since it's Ditto, I chose to do it as a joke. Someone also suggested Pikachu (which could be any Pikachu; Ash's, Yellow's, Red's, Ritchie's, etc.) so I'll probably do that as well. As for other Pokémon…eh, it's a bit of a stretch.

DittoShipping

Sigh…I should have seen this coming. I mean think about it, I'm Ditto, the Pokémon that can breed with any Pokémon that can be bred, whether I like it or not. No one ever asks me about it, but whatever. Let's get this over with…

AmorphousShipping – Ditto x Swalot

Hmm… Swalot is a lot closer to my body type… This could work. I haven't encountered many Swalot, though.

BirthdayMurderShipping – Ditty (Blue's), Silver, Blue (female) x Articuno

Ditty: W-what the hell is this about?

BlottoShipping – Ditto x Kecleon

Hard to try to talk to a Pokémon that's always blending in and disappearing…

BlueberryJellyShipping – Ditto x May

A person? Um, sure, Ditto can breed with any Pokémon, but I don't even want to begin to think about this one…

BubbleGumJellyShipping – Ditto x Riley

…What is up with these names? Am I a food now?

DayCareShipping – Ditto x any other Pokémon

Saw that one coming…

Di2Shipping – Ditto x Mini-Dit (Both Duplica's Ditto)

Ditto: We get along like peanut butter and jelly!

Mini-Dit: Which one of us is the jelly?

Ditto: …

DildoShipping – Ditto x Duplica

…Okay, so I had a feeling I was going to be paired with her, but seriously? I think Duplica has some better standards than a name like that.

FlaseHopeShiping – Ditto (shiny) x Lucas

I don't get this one… This is very specific. Does Lucas just fail at life or something?

FlobadobbShipping – Ditto x Slurpuff

What…is with that name?

HomicidalDisguiseShipping – Ditty (Blue's), Gold x Blue (female)

Ditty: No, seriously, what is this…?

IShallCallHimMiniMeShipping – Mini-Dit (Duplica's) x Ghetsis

Mini-Dit: Huh?

KillerCombinationShipping – Ditty (Blue's), Silver, Blue (female), Articuno, Brock's knife x Toxic Orb

Ditty: THIS IS STARTING TO GET OUT OF HAND.

LolWutTheShipping – Ditto x all Legendary Pokémon (excluding Manaphy and Phione)

Legendary Pokémon can't breed!

…Oh, maybe that's the point…

MerryChristmasToAllShipping – Ditto, Santa Claus, Arceus, Mew x Smeargle

Haha, what?

MigiShipping – Ditto x Shin

…Okay, this is about as obscure as it gets. Was there even a Ditto in that manga? Cause if so, it certainly wasn't me.

MiracleShipping – Ditto x Manaphy

Manaphy's a sweet Pokémon! I just don't see where Phione comes into the picture…

MiseAJourShipping – Ditto x Porygon

SEIZURE! Naw, I kid. I can't breed with a man-made Pokémon…

…Wait, it's not man-made, but how can I breed with a Magnemite? Or here's something that is actually man-made… KLINK?

MissiletainnShipping – Ditto x Honedge

Don't know how breeding is possible with Honedge, don't wanna find out how breeding is possible with Honedge

MorphShipping – Ditto x Brodie

Ah, Brodie. Why must you guys keep pairing me with humans?

MurderToolsShipping – Ditty (Blue's) x Articuno

Ditty: I'm out. *Exits the room*

Mutant64Shipping – Ditto x Barry

Honestly, I don't think there's anything Barry isn't paired with…

NarcissismShipping – Ditto x Milotic

Narcissi—? Excuse me? Just because I can Transform into anything…

PurpleBlobShipping – Ditto x Muk

…Muk is kinda gross.

ShapeShiftShipping – Ditto x Mew

There's a theory out there that my kind came about by Mew being run over by steamrollers.

…I hope this isn't true.

TransformShipping – Ditto x Castform

Castform is a Pokémon that can change forms with the weather. Not as cool as my ability to Transform into any Pokémon, but cool enough. I like its Sunny form best.

TransmutationShipping – Ditto x Deoxys

It's fun to throw random meteorite shards at it and watch it uncontrollably shift Formes, haha.

Not as much fun to get Hyper Beamed afterward, though.

TrolololShipping – Ditto x Zoroark

Trololol is right.

Final Thoughts

So…that was a thing.

Just a heads up…DITTO DON'T APPRECIATE BEING YOUR BREEDING PAWNS! Unless you catch one that is a natural freak. But whatever.

…AND DON'T NICKNAME US PROSTITUTE, EITHER!

Haha, I actually did have a friend who nicknamed his Ditto Prostitute.

And the breeding system is complex and confusing anyway, so why not just use Ditto? It's the easiest way! And you can also get an uber-powerful level 75 Ditto in the process!

And break the bank!

~Midori

Also, all of Ditty's entries are references to my fanfic Welcome to the Birthday Massacre. I did not coin any of those names myself, someone else made them.