Someone suggested RocketShipping, and I noticed that only neither Rocket member had been requested (Butch has been requested, but I'll get to his later). So…I think Jessie's list will be a lot like Misty's, but we'll see…
And no, I do not come up with the names of these Shippings. Here's the all-awesome Shipping list: shipping. bulbagarden listaz. html (without the spaces)
JessieShipping
What is this? Shippings? Oh, don't tell me someone's trying to whore me out. Oh, not really? Hmm, well, okay, I guess I can give this a go. But I swear, if someone pairs me with someone I really don't like…
AdoreShipping – Jessie x Smoochum
…Seriously? A Pokémon? A baby Pokémon at that? That's worse than being paired with someone I hate! Ugh!
AipomAbuseShipping – Jessie x Aipom
Okay, now I hope that someone's smart enough to realize that that stupid Pokémon molested my face…
AttentionDeficitShipping – Jessie x Barry
Excuse me? Who has an attention deficit? Three pairings into this and you're already starting to piss me off…
BerserkButtonShipping – Jessie x Jigglypuff
*Throws the list, but is promptly threatened that her hair shall be set on fire if she doesn't return. She sits back down and picks up the list*
BikerShipping – Jessie x Tyra
Trya? Eh, she's an okay chick. Not dating material for me. Maybe for Chopper.
BitchShipping – Jessie x Misty
*Prepares to throw the list again, but is being shown a flamethrower* Ugh, c'mon now… She's the bitch, not me. What did you just say? Who said I was worse than that twerp? Huh?!
BittenHairShipping – Jessie x Seviper
…I'm just not going to comment on the Pokémon…
BlenderShipping – Jessie x Butch
Hutch? Arceus no. Cassidy can have 'im.
BossShipping – Jessie x Giovanni
No way, the Boss? Oh, no, I don't think so.
BrocketShipping – Jessie x Brock
…You've got to be kidding me.
BrokenGaydarShipping – Jessie, Harley x Wallace
…What? Okay, so maybe Harley and Wallace have gay tendencies, but where the hell do I fit into any of this?
CopsnrobbersShipping – Jessie x Officer Jenny
Oh, haha.
CounterShipping – Jessie x Wobbuffet
ARGH!
CrushShipping – Jessie x Mondo
Mondo's not my type. At all. He's too innocent to be a member of Team Rocket. Just look at his face!
CunningShipping – Jessie x Archer
I've never met this guy, but I heard he's an ass.
DustoxShipping – Jessie x Austin
No. He's a good guy, but no. I wonder how Dustox is doing…
EgoRivalShipping – Jessie x Gary
This kid is so conceited. Wait, how said we have similar personalities?
EvilBitchShipping – Jessie x Ursula
…
FriendShipping – Jessie, James x Meowth
All of us being paired together? No. But we are all good friends.
FutureShipping – Jessie x Vicious
No… This guy was nuts…
GeekCandyShipping – Jessie x Conway
Ugh, no!
HighMaintenanceShipping – Jessie x Dawn
That girl prancing around in her ridiculously short skirt? Ugh…
What? My skirt is not that short.
HissShipping – Jessie x Meowth
No, Meowth is a friend. And a Pokémon.
HussyShipping – Jessie x Hunter J
You guys are doing a great job at pissing me off with these names. And that bitch? No way, she was insane. That's an evil bitch for you.
IckyLickilickyShipping – Jessie x Baron Alberto
How about the pairing is icky icky…
LoudMouthShipping – Jessie x Professor Oak
Ugh, him? Does anyone realize how disturbing this is? The man is fifty!
MaryMackShipping – Jessie x Looker
*Facepalms*
MasochistShipping – Jessie, James x Giovanni
Stop pairing me with Boss! It's disturbing!
MatureShipping – Jessie x Tracey
See, here's a pairing name I can agree with. I think this twerp is the most mature out of all of them, but don't bother pairing me with him.
MedicalShipping – Jessie x Dr. Proctor
This guy was kinda cute… Sigh, I wish I could have become a nurse.
MirrorShipping – Jessie x Jessiebelle
NOWAYNOWAYNOWAYNOWAYNOWAYNOW AY, ARE YOU GUYS INSANE?!
NarcissistDivaShipping – Jessie x herself
…Do I really have to punch someone for this one?
PassionateHeartShipping – Jessie x Woobat
I like the name, but my Woobat? Does anyone realize how disturbing it is for some Pokémon to breed? So what makes you think that a human and a Pokémon are any better?
PoseShipping – Jessie x Glameow
Ugh, see above…
PrickleShipping – Jessie x Cacnea
I SAID SEE ABOVE!
QuadBitchShipping – Jessie, Jessiebelle, Misty x Hunter J
I SWEAR TO ARCEUS SOMEONE IS DYING BY THE TIME I'M DONE WITH THIS!
QueenShipping – Jessie x Harley
I wouldn't pair myself with him, but I feel that we could really get along.
QueerShipping – Male!Jessie x Fem!James
Sigh, back in the day… Times sure have changed.
RedShipping – Jessie x Ash
That twerp? Ugh, you have to be joking. I'm not sure which is worse, him or squinty-eyed twerp.
RocketShipping – Jessie x James
James? Hmm. Well, we really have been through a lot together. I mean, he gave up his rich background to join Team Rocket and became my partner. I couldn't ask for a better partner. He's my best friend, and who knows? Maybe even more…
I question his sexuality sometimes, though. *Shrugs* Maybe someday…
SameHeightShipping – Jessie x Cilan
…Are we really the same height?
SnideShipping – Jessie x Paul
Y'know, I could see this kid being a member of Team Rocket. I'm not sure why, I just can.
SweetPrideShipping – Jessie x Domino
…You guys sure are pairing me with some caddy bitches…
TatuShipping – Jessie x Cassidy
NO! THIS MAY BE EVEN WORSE THAN BOTCH!
TongueShipping – Jessie x Lickitung
THIS HAS TO BE THE DISTURBING ONE!
TriBitchShipping – Jessie, Jessiebelle x Misty
*Flips a table*
UnderneathMyChristmasTreeShi pping – Jessie x Santa Claus
WHAT THE HELL?!
WorldHateShipping – Jessie x Mewtwo
I do seriously hate the world right now…
WurmShipping – Jessie x May
No! Ugh, are we almost done?
Final Thoughts
Arceus, that was awful. Why did I agree to this? *Glances at the flamethrower* Ugh, I feel a headache coming on…
…AND I AM NOT A BITCH!
For any RocketShippers, this pairing is actually canon in the manga The Electric Tale of Pikachu. One final picture of the two of them shows a ring around Jessie's finger and Jessie pregnant!
There you go.
~Midori