DeliaShipping

A relationship? Well, I haven't been in one since Ash's father. Hmm, I'm still young. We'll just say twenty-nine is young… Let's have a look at this list.

CourtesanShipping – Delia x Johanna

I've met with Dawn's mother before. She's a sweet woman and she competes in contests! What, am I being asked if I would want to be in a relationship with her? Oh, gosh, no. This is strange already.

CrackWhoreShipping / DeadbeatShipping – Delia x Flint (Kanto)

Brock's father? No way, he's happily married to Lola. Really nice lady.

What is up with these disturbing names?

DarkMotherSocietyShipping – Delia x Karen

I'm not sure who Karen is, but these names…

DeathorcareShipping – Delia x Hunter J

Wait, why does that name sound familiar…?

Oh! THAT'S THE WOMAN THAT TRIED TO MURDER MY SON!

DestroyAshShipping – Delia x Lawrence III

O-oh my! Did he try to hurt my Ash baby, too?!

DiamondShipping – Delia x Giovanni

…Oh boy…

Look, a fell in with a bad crowd when I was a teenager. I fell for Giovanni, some things happened… Then I discovered he was leading a crime syndicate and that was where I drew the line.

…But…I could never tell Ash the truth…not just that I was with him, but also…

DrunkenShipping – Delia x Silver (Chronicles)

…Honestly?

ElderShipping – Delia x Professor Oak

Professor Oak is a good man and we spend a lot of time together. Lots of people assume we're together, but I promise we're not. We're just great friends.

ErrandShipping – Delia x Tracey

Tracey? Oh, he's much too young. Quite mature for his age, though.

FatherShipping – Delia x Ash's father (anyone)

…We're not discussing this again…

GallifreyanShipping – Delia x Looker

I'm not sure who Looker is, um, but that word sounds familiar… Have I heard it on a TV show before?

GiboShipping – Delia x May

Um, gosh, of course I would not date a child! She is a sweetheart, though. All of Ash's friends are wonderful children.

HaleShipping – Delia x Spencer Hale

Spencer is a good man and a great mentor. His daughter is just the sweetest! But she isn't my child, haha. Spencer and I were never together, haha.

KidnextdoorShipping – Delia x Gary

Gary? No, no. He's a rash kid, but he and Ash get along well. Why are you guys pairing me with kids?

KitchenShipping – Delia x Brock

Sigh… I'm assuming pedophilia is not uncommon in these lists… But Brock is a great friend of Ash's and takes very good care of him.

LedaShipping – Delia x Ho-Oh

A Pokémon? That doesn't even make sense.

LesboShipping / SickoShipping – Delia x Misty

My, what is with these names? Misty is a good girl. Shh, don't tell anyone, but I wouldn't mind seeing her and Ash together, hehe.

MashShipping – Delia x Norman

May's father is happily married to Caroline. He's a very nice guy.

MILFShipping – Delia x Savannah

I'm not sure if I know Savannah. What's MILF?

MimeShipping – Delia x Mimey (Mr. Mime)

No, not Mr. Mime! This is getting a little disturbing…

ModelDeliriumShipping – Delia x Serena

*Sighs* Yet again, no, I am not going to date any of Ash's friends.

MommyShipping – Delia x Ash

THIS IS NOW GETTING VERY DISTURBING.

MotherOfGodShipping – Delia x Arceus

I haven't had a drink in over ten years, but I think this is what's gonna make me start again.

MotherShipping – Delia x Caroline

No, no, no. Sigh…she's a very nice woman, but I'm not going to date her.

OneBigHappyFamilyShipping – Delia, Ash, Giovanni x Silver (game)

…

ParentShipping – Delia x Entei

…This is getting exhausting…

PikaliahShipping – Delia x Pikachu

Pikachu is cute, but could someone explain to me how a human and a Pokémon could date?

WHAT? POKÉPHILIA?

SaraswatiShipping – Delia x Lugia

I'M DONE WITH THE POKÉMON.

SecretlyAcquaintedMomsShipping – Delia x Grace (Kalos)

I don't really know Grace personally.

SuoceraShipping – Delia x Dawn

*Brings forth a bottle of liquor*

ThumpbangcrashraidShipping – Delia x Officer Jenny

*Takes a sip*

YouKnowWhatShipping – Delia x Ash's underwear

*Spits everywhere* W-WHAT?!

YowainaShipping – Delia x Max

*Proceeds to chug the liquor*

Final Thoughts

*Hic* Am I done now? That was awful. Many of those were against the law…

*Hic* …ASH'S UNDERWEAR? SERIOUSLY?

I never outright state it in my fanfic canon, but Delia likes to avoid the subject of Ash's father. But I'm sure many have figured out my ideas on it (I even wrote a one-shot about it called Name). I'm just all for the idea of Giovanni being Ash's father.

~Midori