TripShipping
What is this? Shipping? Ugh, that's ridiculous. I'm not doing this… Wait, how did you get my camera? No, no! All right, all right, I'll do it! Just don't hurt the camera!
ArtPhotoShipping – Trip x Burgh
…No. This guy…just, no.
BitterVintageShipping – Trip x Burgundy
This chick's got some kinda beef with Cilan for some reason. She's pretty obnoxious, but if she calms down I'm sure she'd be easier to get along with.
CameraFiendShipping – Trip x Luke
Luke's as dedicated with his movies as I am with my photography. It's an admiration, but only in that aspect. We're not really friends.
CheesemayoShipping – Trip x Astrid
I dunno who that is, but what is with that bizarre name…?
DragonPhotoShipping – Trip x Axew (Iris's)
A Pokémon? Really?
EsteemShipping – Trip x Alder
I admire Alder very much, but I don't like him in that way.
FlarebusterShipping – Trip x Georgia
This girl really likes to get under Iris' skin. I don't understand how someone could dislike Dragon-types unless they're scared of them. I'm not too sure what to think of her.
FlavescentShipping – Trip x Iris
Iris is…interesting. I'm not too sure what to think about her, either. She's got a little more self-control than most of the girls I've met.
GroundImageShipping – Trip x Clay
Um, I don't think so.
InTheClosetShipping – Trip, Burgh, Cilan, Drew, Harley, Kyle (Sinnoh) x Robert (Isshu)
Excuse me?!
IrisLoversShipping – Trip, Ash, Cilan, Georgia x Iris
Um…?
It'sManLoveTimeShipping – Trip, Cilan, Drew, Harley, Kenny x Luvdisc
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!
ItsRainingMenShipping – Trip, Ash, Cilan, Stephan x Montgomery
…
KetchupN'MayonnaiseShipping – Trip x Korrina
Again with the mayo…?
KodakShipping – Trip x Ash
What? Whoever thought that Ash and I being paired together would work? Hell no.
LegalHighShipping – Trip x Princess Salvia
I don't even know anymore…
LetMeTakeASelfieShipping – Trip x Lisia
Some of these ship names are fitting. Others are just…
MakeOrBreakShipping – Trip x Virgil
Can I just say that I refuse to date anyone and just be done with this?
MayonnaiseShipping – Trip x Monica (anime)
What is with you guys and mayonnaise? I don't even like it that much!
ModelShipping – Trip x Bianca
No. This girl takes the obnoxiousness of the other girls and multiplies it by one hundred…
MushroomTripShipping – Trip, Foongus x Shroomish
You guys think you're so funny…
NotPopularShipping – Trip, Bonnie x Iris
I'm…not popular? Whatever, who cares about popularity?
OldPhotoShipping – Trip x Pryce
How old is that guy? This ship name could really fit a lot of people…
OnTheRopesShipping – Trip x Hitmonchan
This Pokémon thing is getting really uncomfortable.
Page3Shipping – Trip x Elesa
The model Gym Leader? Ha, anyone wishes they could score a date with her.
PhotographerShipping – Trip x Viola
She's that Bug photographer from Kalos. I've seen some of her work, and I'm very impressed.
PhotoOrgyShipping – Trip, Cameron (Photo guy from HGSS) x Todd
…You just had to include the word 'orgy'…
PhotoshopShipping – Trip x Todd
I haven't met this guy, but according to Ash, I would get along with him well.
PokéYaoiShipping – Trip, Ash, Cilan, Clemont, Drew, Gary x Paul
I CAN'T HANDLE THIS ANYMORE.
PortraitShipping – Trip x Dawn
I was taking pictures of Ash's group recently with this new girl and I swear every picture included some kind of panty shot that I was definitely not going for. Ugh, I swear she needs to wear some shorts underneath or something.
SelfieShipping – Trip x Harley
At least I can take pride in having all of the names referring to cameras. I heard someone named Gary's ship list was atrocious with names.
SexyUnovaGuyShipping – Trip x James
What?
SexyUnovaModelShipping – Trip x Jessie
*Sighs*
SourCreamShipping – Trip x Vanillite
THIS IS REALLY EXHAUSTING.
SuccinctShipping – Trip x Stephan
Definite no.
ThisIsAYaoiGameShipping – Trip, Ash x Luke
*Rips the list*
TipShipping – Trip x Cilan
Yes, I ripped the damn list. You don't need to tell me the next one!
Ugh, Cilan's an okay guy, but I wouldn't date him.
TripAndHisModelsShipping – Trip, Ashley (Isshu), Bianca (BW), Burgundy, Georgia x Iris
WHY DID YOU EVEN BOTHER HANDING ME A NEW LIST?! *Rips the replacement list*
UnderwaterPhotographyShipping – Trip x Marlon
I'm done with this.
XRayPhotographyShipping – Trip x Nurse Joy
*Screams*
ZebraPhotographyShipping – Trip x Zebstrika
*Proceeds to screech like an Aerodactyl*
Final Thoughts
Am I done now?! No, I don't have anything else to say. *Snatches camera back and walks off*