Oh boy…
BrockShipping
What? I've been paired with other people? ARE ANY OF THEM BEAUTIFUL WOMEN? LET ME SEE THIS LIST IMMEDIATELY!
AlongsideShipping – Brock x Drew
First on the list is Drew? Well, not a fan of that idea.
AmorousShipping – Brock x Temacu
Temacu was…interesting. She seemed very intent on wanting to marry me…then she fell for James! This girl was all over the place…
BabeShipping / HeWishesShipping – Brock x Lorelei
Lorelei was hot! I wish I could score a date with her…
…He wishes?
BandaidShipping – Brock x Marnie
Marnie's just a kid! Sure, the daughter of Nurse Joy, but still a kid!
BoulderCascadeShipping – Brock x Lily (Cerulean)
Daisy's one for the eyes, but personality…not so much my type.
BoulderShipping – Brock x Ash
Ash is more like a younger brother to me. I know I have plenty of siblings, but that's how I view my relationship with all. He's a good friend.
BreederShipping – Brock x Suzy
I had a huge interest in her and learning her breeding techniques, but when I saw her with Zane… I figured I had to move along.
BrocketShipping – Brock x James
Oh, Arceus, no.
Brock'sNightmareShipping – Professor Ivy, Misty's hand, Max hand x Croagunk
What? This Shipping doesn't even involve me! This really is a nightmare!
BrockwoodoShipping – Brock x Sudowoodo
*Derp face*
CaSuffitShipping – Brock's ear x Max's hand
What is this? Stop that!
CatchShipping – Brock x Flint (Kanto)
Now my father? Gross! WHERE ARE ALL THE WOMEN?
CrystalRockShipping – Brock x Kris
Kris is a cool kid. Not someone I would date, but she's got a good heart.
DeniedShipping – Brock x Charizard
Denied? Yes, Charizard is denied! This is disturbing!
DesperateShipping – Brock x Violet
I'm not…desperate…
DesperationShipping – Brock x Yellow
Oh, come on now. Yellow is a sweet girl, but I am offended by these names.
DollyShipping – Brock x Paige
No! Paige is younger than Marnie!
DownBoyShipping – Brock's ear x Misty's hand
I'm so close to being done with this…
EarnestShipping – Brock x Leaf
Leaf is a good friend, but I think she likes Red. Or Green. I'm not sure.
ElectricrockShipping – Brock x Pikachu
What is with you guys and the Pokémon? Pokémon breed with one another, not humans.
EnemyShipping – Brock x Butch
*Facepalm*
ExperiencedShipping – Brock x Zoey
Zoey's a good trainer and friend. I don't like her like that, maybe because… I'm pretty sure she doesn't swing my way.
FlirtationShipping – Brock x every girl he meets
…Every girl?
GroundShipping – Brock x Cynthia
Hell yeah! I'd ask her out in a heartbeat…! But she would shoot me down quicker than any girl I think I've ever met…
GymShipping – Brock x Misty
Misty? Oh, gosh, no. We have our arguments and whatnot, but we're good friends and only that.
HellShipping – Brock x Gary
Hell is right…
HipsDon'tLieShipping – Brock x Solana
Her hips definitely don't lie, haha. She's got enough meat on those hips to feed a village.
HollowShipping – Brock x Paul
Oh my Arceus, no… I sometimes wonder if this kid can feel any other emotion other than…jerkface.
IgnorantShipping – Brock x Whiscash
Ignorant to what? Oh, I know these Shippings are awful…
InnuendoShipping – Brock x Domino
…Where's the innuendo?
KitchenMaidShipping – Brock x Autumn
I mostly paid attention to Spring and Summer, not realizing that Autumn actually liked me. Maybe I'll go back and visit her someday. She was a nice girl.
KitchenShipping – Brock x Delia
Ash's mom? Do I even need to mention why that disturbs me? I mean, she is attractive, but no.
LightrockShipping – Brock x Dawn
Dawn's more like a sibling, kinda like Ash. She has her moments, though. Especially when Paul is around, but that's understandable.
…Does she like Paul?
LuckShipping – Brock x Lucy
Oh, Lucy… I really need to ask her on a date. She seems very interested in me, so why haven't I done it yet?
LustShipping – Brock x Nurse Joy / Brock x Officer Jenny
THIS NEEDS TO BE A REAL THING. RIGHT NOW.
MaidPimpShipping – Brock, Spring x Summer (Sinnoh)
…I can get in on that.
MangaShipping – Brock x Sabrina
ETOP!Brock: Sabrina's a nice woman, and we've spent a lot of time together.
Anime!Brock: Which Sabrina are you talking about?
MatrincestShipping – Brock x Lola
OH MY ARCEUS, NO!
MedicineShipping – Brock x Iris
I haven't met Iris yet, but from what I've heard from Ash she's different from the other girls we've traveled with. I'd like to meet her sometime,
MolestShipping – Brock x Croagunk
Do I even need to begin with how completely wrong this is…?
MonroeShipping – Brock x Marilyn
Ah, I get it. Marilyn…called me Brocky. I'm not sure if I liked the nickname or not…
MyGirlfriend'sPetShipping – Brock x Psyduck (Misty's)
…Is this implying that Misty is my girlfriend? Because she's not.
NavigatorShipping – Brock x Max
Max? He's only seven!
NurseryShipping – Brock x Happiny
Man, you guys are more sick-minded than I thought…
OlderBrotherShipping – Brock x Reggie
Reggie's a cool guy. I'd love to sit done with him someday and talk with him about his breeding methods. His Pokémon are really well groomed.
I'm sure it'd be hard being the older brother of that kid…
OldSpiceShipping – Brock x Rapidash
Okay, now that's just funny.
OpticShipping – Brock x Cilan
I heard Cilan's a professional chef. I'm sure he makes some great Pokémon food. I have yet to meet him. I'm glad Ash has made some good friends in Isshu.
OutoftheBlueShipping – Brock x Meowth
Yes, that is very out of the blue…
PimpShipping – Brock x everyone else
…Everyone?!
PimpslapShipping – Brock x Gary's cheerleaders
That's not cool, guys… But still, how does Gary have cheerleaders?
RegretShipping – Brock x Cassidy
I regret this Ship ever being made.
ResentShipping – Brock x King of Pokélantis (Ash)
I resent this Ship ever being made. It's like you guys are doing this on purpose.
SelfBreedShipping – Brock x himself
THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
SensitiveShipping – Brock x Gardevoir
…I'm not going to comment on this one… *Glances at laptop*
SexFalconShipping – Brock x Staraptor
Okay, now this one's got a cool name, but no.
ShoppingShipping / BrockGetsLuckyShipping / JailbaitShipping / SugarDaddyShipping – Brock x May
What is with these disturbing names? ShoppingShipping was okay, but whose bright idea was it to add the rest? Not even necessary! But anyway, May's not someone I'm interested in terms of dating, but she's a good friend. Maybe she goes a little overboard on the shopping…
Maybe she should take Harley one day, haha.
SilverRockShipping – Brock x Lyra
Lyra reminds me a lot of Kris. They're strangely very similar…but Lyra's a little more bubbly.
SissyShipping – Brock x Wilhelmina
Wilhelmina was a little spoiled and crybabyish when we first met her, but I think she changed a little after spending some time with her. I wonder if I'll see her again.
SitrusShipping – Brock x Natalie
Natalie's a little kid, but I think she showed an interest in me for some reason. Wait, this is very reminiscent to Autumn's situation…
StuartShipping – Brock x James
Ugh, no! No Team Rocket!
TapThatShipping – Brock, Tracey, Cilan x Harley
AM I DONE WITH THIS LIST YET?!
TeencareShipping – Brock x Holly
Holly definitely wasn't interested in me at first, but later she acted nicer toward me. Then she left without saying goodbye after we lost against Ash and Paul. I guess she felt it was her fault, but she went off to go train. I hope she's doing well. I'm sure I'll see her again.
ThirdwheelShipping – Brock x Tracey
Tracey's an okay guy. I haven't gotten to know him too well.
Third wheel… Were Tracey and I really third wheels?
TraumaShipping – Brock x Professor Ivy
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, GO AWAY!
UniformShipping – Brock, Nurse Joy x Officer Jenny
YES, ALL TOGETHER NOW! Wait, does this mean any Joy or Jenny or all of them?
…IT DOESN'T MATTER, THIS IS THE BEST SHIP OUT THERE!
Final Thoughts
Well, that was a bigger mess than I intended it to be. Glad that's over with…
…BUT YOU SAVED THE BEST FOR LAST, IT WAS WORTH IT!
Man, this chapter was hard. I'm actually not a fan of any Ship with Brock for some reason, and a lot of these characters I didn't know very well.
With the more major characters, the chapters are going to be longer and take more time to do, but the other characters shouldn't take much time. I'll try to do a few of these in a row to get more chapters out faster.
~Midori