Aphrodite. Zeus/ Hera

I Dont own anything

All credits goes to mr Rick Riordan

Now I do know that last chapter was short but don't worry also a have a great Idea that might be funny and I'm a this chapter is later than i originally thought but things changes.

BTW there is profanity in this chapter

At campfire everybody had a good time

So Percy did you and Artemis have a good time? Annabeth asked

Yes we did but let's see how this rolls I mean it's has only been a few weeks after my Disownment.

Oh before I forget about it Aphrodite also wants to adopt you, but I told her how it's going to be but I'd be careful If I was you seaweed brain.

Okay wise ass Percy said.

HEY what have I told about that nickname a very irritated Annabeth said?

Not to call you that, but then you say so much and I hardly pay attention a Laughing Percy Jackson said. " I'm gonna get back at you, you know this don't you Annabeth said.

Yes I do but I don't care, you are mine wise girl and I love you very fucking much.

Likewise fish boy likewise, anyway it's bedtime so come on, we don't want to be in line for bathroom. "Come on Lazy-girl Percy said laughing while running towards the Athena Cabin. oh you so gonna get it Annabeth shrieked.

The Next morning

Hurry Up Perce while you maybe a water child the rest of us isn't an Athena child said angry "Just a minute he sing sang back, while whistling a Disney tune to the great irritation from all Athenian campers who heard him. "PERSEUS JACKSON IF YOU AREN'T OUT IN 5 MINUTES WE ARE COMING IN Annabeth Screamed she alongside her siblings were really annoyed by his bathroom schedule " Who knew that he needed an 2 hours to use the bathroom a girl said, " who does he think he is? Aphrodite? surely he isn't that dumb?. " Hey that's my boyfriend yes he is a little gullible he isn't dumb maybe just a tad eccentric.

" Percy are you finished ? Malcolm asked, " Yes I am he said back coming out the doors in only a towel showing his six-pack, sorry it took so long I thought it was 15 minutes he said looking sheepishly, " it's okay just don't take 2 hours next time a girl said feeling sorry him yet couldn't stop drooling at the sight of his bare chest.

anyway I'm heading up to breakfast so see ya he said.

Alright is everyone here Chiron said at the breakfast announcements?

Yes a choir of voices said. good Mr. D has something important to say Chiron said.

"Listen you little pricks (Mr. D began. As you all know Peter Johnson's Parents decided he was a annoying little bastard and they suddenly didn't want him in their life. Anyway a few weeks ago there was a meeting at Olympus where almost everyone decided that they wanted Percy as their heir except for Me and barnacle Beard of course which brings me to say that The gods have decided to come to camp Half-blood next week and visit you, which means that you better be on your best behavior and you are going to clean this dump up. have fascinating day fuckheads Mr. D finished.

Dionysus there is no need for that language Chiron said gently knowing that pissing of the god of insanity can cause a heck of chaos.

It's just I can't enjoy my wine and my biggest headache is coming next week Dionysus said ( Headache is Hera)

Still that doesn't excuse it and you know that the gods are keeping a eye on you

oh and his name isn't Peter Johnson it's Percy Jackson

FUCK OFF CHIRON RIGHT NOW Dionysus Suddenly Exploded in fit of anger

Very well, but do everybody a favor and take a nap Chiron said.

Stupid fucking Centaur telling me A god what to do and how to behave

"Fucking clown, Dionysus kept thinking occasionally Shouting a few curse words out

" Later that day.

Hey wise girl I'm gonna have a shower Percy said. Okay but don't take to long as you know what will happen? she said in threatening tone. don't worry I have learned my lesson, " and what is that she asked confused? Never ever come between a Athena Camper and Their shower time he said laughing, PERSEUS JACKSON I AM GONNA GET BACK AT YOU FOR THAT COMMENT Annabeth Screamed in fit of anger and Humiliation.

Yeah Yeah that's what she said he continued while people were starting to look at the both of them. anyway gotta go babe he finished

yeah fuck of like the coward you are she tried but couldn't finish as he had already left quickly.

arrogant bastard he will pay, he will pay she kept thinking until she came up with the perfect plan.

" since he no longer was sea spawn he couldn't dry himself or make water hot or cold why not give him a cold shower, and with that thought she started going towards the Athena Cabin with an predatory smile that said payback is a bitch.

"Percy

Alright here we go "Mötley Crüe's Kickstart My Heart started blasting out of the speaker in his phone as he undressed himself and turned on the hot water .

Lilly Malcolm I need your help, Annabeth said, "why Malcolm asked?

Well I am going to play a little joke on Perce and I need your help with it.

what is it? Lilly asked. Well since he is no longer a Sea spawn that means he has no control over water. Annabeth said smirking.

So? Lilly continued,

that means he can't control whether it's warm or cold plus he can't dry himself. Annabeth continued.

in other words. you want to pour cold water over him.

Yes now are you going to help or not she asked? because if not I am rather just say so.

count us in. they both said at the same time. " that was freaky Annabeth said.

I know Malcolm and Lilly continued. Ugh anyway let's just head towards our cabin pour the water and laugh she said.

okay how are we gonna do this? Lilly asked.

alright here is the plan. I will knock on bathroom door and ask if I can come in.

and I will go in but throw his clothes out the door, your job Lilly is taking his clothes and run Malcolm will hand a bucket of Ice water which I will throw and run but before that I will leave a present to him.

What is the gift? Malcolm asked. Pink Panties and a Pink Bra

TMI Malcolm said with a disgusted look on face. I like the idea Lilly said

" Percy's Shower.

Woah yeah Kickstart my Heart hope it never stops, he sang.

" My he really doesn't have tone in his life Malcolm whispered

Yes I know trust me on this I know Annabeth said while trying to not think about murdering Percy because of his horrible Singing

I don't think that even with Apollo's blessing he could sing good it's just to horrible Lilly continued. anyway the quicker we do this the quicker he will stop singing.

Agreed Malcolm said, " Hey that's my boyfriend you pick on, so ? Only I am allowed to do that. Annabeth said.

"Knock Knock Knock,

who is it? Percy asked. it's me Annabeth said, can I come in? she asked

Yes he said, Is there anything you want? he asked,

Oh yes There is she said while giving Lilly his clothes sneak away with.

Well what is it? have I done something wrong or have I forgot something?

he asked,

No but you know what it is don't you? You do realize that I am not Athenian right wise-girl,

No you are not but you are you doesn't that count for something she continued while waiting for Malcolm.

You are full of it, he said, "anyway I have a surprise for you she said

"Well what is it? it's this she said while throwing the water bucker over the shower curtains. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH he screamed oh I am gonna get you he said while she ran. " wait where's my clothes he said while looking Annabeth did you steal my clothes? Yes but I did leave you something she said back.

Oh you got to be kidding me he said while looking at the pink underwear,

Well it's looks like I am fucked Either naked or female pink underwear can't get worse than this he kept thinking

Alright fine payback's a bitch he thought however the vision that envisioned him outside the showers wasn't a good one.

Lord Zeus Lady Hera what can I do for you.

Sorry about the wait had stuff to deal with

and this is a little embarrassing but I started on this chapter in November and forgot about it because new ideas popped into my head and all these ideas (including this chapter) was extremely weird and had get them out of the way

next one will be late Feb early March

and I don't own anything except for Lilly