BugsyShipping
Er, relationships? Well, let's say due to all the gender confusion, having an actual relationship is difficult. Plus, girls don't like Bugs. Sigh… May I see this list, please?
AdvantageShipping – Bugsy x Sabrina
Just because I have Bug-types doesn't mean I have any advantage over Sabrina's Pokémon. She would destroy my whole team in seconds. She's pretty cool, though.
AmethystShipping – Bugsy x Will
Will? Eh, I haven't gotten to know him much. But his sense of style is…questionable.
AndrogynyShipping – Bugsy x Anabel
I've met Anabel before and I could tell she was a girl instantly. She's actually kind of cute and really sweet.
BeeswaxShipping – Bugsy x Vespiquen
A Pokémon? Uhh, should this be here?
BeetleShipping – Bugsy x Burgh
Burgh and I have yet to meet, but I've video chatted with him before. He's a really awesome guy and his artwork is amazing! I'll have to take a trip to Isshu sometime and walk around his museum.
'CauseGoldSaidSoShipping – Fem!Bugsy x Male!Yellow
Oh…haha.
CicadaShipping – Bugsy x Ethan
Ethan's a good friend. He mistook me for a girl for the longest time…until Whitney told him the truth and he nearly lost his mind. I wonder if he had a crush on me?
ConfuseMeShipping – Bugsy x Yellow
Yellow is one of my best friends. She understands my gender-issue problems very well, although I guess it doesn't bother her as much. She's such a sweet girl.
CorruptShipping – Bugsy x Eusine
Eusine's…different. I see him from time to time, but ever since Kris caught that Suicune, he just kinda roams now. Either that or hangs out with Kris or Morty.
EarlyShipping – Bugsy x Falkner
Falkner and I are really good friends. He visits a lot and we go looking for Bug and Flying-type Pokémon, especially in the early morning. I guess this name would make sense, haha.
EarthwormShipping – Bugsy x Maisy
Kurt's granddaughter? She's a sweet girl. A little too young for a relationship, but she's fun to hang out with. She likes to play with my Bug Pokémon. They're all really friendly with each other.
EntomologistShipping – Bugsy, Aaron, Burgh x Samurai
All about Bugs! Not…a foursome or anything.
FirebugShipping – Bugsy x Blaine
Blaine's…pretty old. He's a good friend, but I'm positive a relationship is out of the question, haha.
Flycatcher – Bugsy x Weepinbell (Bugsy's)
No seriously, the Pokémon thing is a mistake, right?
GenderShipping – Bugsy x Gold
Gold trying to ask me out…because he thought I was a girl… Sigh, Gold. What to do with him? At least Crystal and Silver can keep him in place.
GlareShipping – Bugsy x Giovanni
Uh, most certainly not…
GlowwormShipping – Bugsy x Lt. Surge
Lt. Surge? Oh, gosh no… I don't know him that well.
GrasshopperShipping – Bugsy x Bruno
I dunno Bruno that well. I guess he's always training up in the mountains or something. Sometimes with Chuck.
GraveOfTheFirefliesShipping – Bugsy, Morty x Will
…How dare you.
HigurashiShipping – Bugsy, Jimmy, Cheryl x May
I shall cry.
HypnosisShipping – Bugsy x Koga
Koga and I hang out from time to time. His Pokémon are very well trained. Especially his Ariados. I take some tips from him.
IlexShipping – Bugsy x Celebi
Celebi? While I think this whole Pokémon thing is a joke—I hope—she visits me at the Ilex Shrine sometimes.
InjectionShipping – Bugsy x Janine
Janine actually asked me on a date one time, which I agreed to go on. We had a good time. We're not actually going out, it was more of a friendship sort of meeting. We're still good friends and we train together.
InsectShipping – Bugsy x Aaron
Aaron and I met once and we had a really good time. He told us that next time we should invite Burgh along.
IntheDarkShipping – Bugsy x Jasmine
I wouldn't mind taking Jasmine out on a date sometime. Who doesn't like Jasmine? Not only is she sweet, but she's strong willed, too. I mean, have you seen her Steelix?
KindSoulShipping – Bugsy x Lyra
Lyra is a good friend. Her and Kris are a lot alike, except I guess Lyra is more bubbly. They're both great people to hang out with.
KindSpiritShipping – Bugsy x Kris
Kris is a cool kid. Same with Lyra, she's fun to hang around.
LadybugShipping – Bugsy x Red (game)
Not much of a talker. Dates with him would be difficult.
MantisShipping – Bugsy x Scyther
I'm starting to think the Pokémon thing isn't a joke anymore…
MetalCoatShipping – Bugsy x Scizor
A-all right now, guys…
MistakenGenderIdentityShipping – Bugsy, Yellow x Anabel
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MistakenGenderShipping – Bugsy, Roark, Tate, Anabel, Mairin x Yellow
…
MunchShipping – Bugsy x Erika
I love spending time with Erika. She thought I was a girl, too, at first. But when I told her I was a boy, she felt really bad. But her friends at her Gym love me so I get invited over a lot. And asked if I want to play dress up…
MushiShipping – Bugsy, Aaron x Burgh
Haha, the three of us need to get together sometime and talk all about our love for Bugs!
With this being a ship list, I'm sure a lot of what I'm trying to say can be easily misconstrued…
PaintedLadyShipping – Bugsy x Karen
No… Karen can be pretty frightening if you make her mad. I actually think her and Will would go well together.
PennantShipping – Bugsy x Lance
Uh, I'm not really close with Lance.
PestShipping – Bugsy x Proton
Um, no…
PhobiaShipping – Bugsy x Misty
Misty can only handle being around me if I promise not to let my Bug Pokémon out.
PlainHiveShipping – Bugsy x Whitney
Whitney's a good friend. She's a bit of a crybaby sometimes, though.
QuiverShipping – Bugsy x Archer
Okay, my question is, do people really actually ship these things? Or is this list just for comedy purposes?
RAID!?Shipping – Bugsy, Janine x Electrode
…I don't even know how to respond to this one.
ResinShipping – Bugsy x Leaf
I've met Leaf twice. She's a cute girl, I honestly wouldn't mind asking her out. But I think she's interested in someone else from what Lyra tells me.
RisingHiveShipping – Bugsy x Clair
I'm not sure who scares me more, Clair or Karen.
Actually, I take that back. Normally Karen has a reason to be upset. Clair just normally goes off for no reason. It's hard trying to be friendly with her…
RolyPolyShipping – Bugsy x Brock
Brock is very nice person, but no, I would not date him, haha.
ScizorShipping – Bugsy x Gary
Gary came along, battled, left. A squad of cheerleaders was following him, so was he dating one of them…?
ShedinjaShipping – Bugsy x Morty
Ah, clever name. Morty's a cool guy, as well. He sometimes joins Falkner and I on our Bug and Flying-type catching escapades. But I like to visit Morty and hear him and the elders discuss the history of Ecruteak and Johto.
ShortShipping – Bugsy x Ash
…Ash is a cool kid. Certainly not interested in dating him…
Wait, I'm not that short!
ShutterbugShipping – Bugsy x Viola
That's another Bug-type Gym Leader, right? Out in, what is it…the Kalos region? I dunno much about her, but if she like Bugs, I'd love to get to know her!
SmugbugShipping – Bugsy x Silver (game)
This guy was kinda scary when I first met him. A bit harsh. But I guess him and Kris and crew are good friends now, so that's nice to hear.
StagShipping – Bugsy x Chuck
Chuck intimidates me. He's really cool and laughs a lot, but he likes to startle Whitney and I by pretending he's going to smash our face in when he sees us. It gets me every time…
StickShipping – Bugsy x Pryce
Whoa…Pryce is old enough to be my grandpa… But he's a cool guy. We even went Bug catching together before.
TourmalineShipping – Bugsy x Green (male)
Green is an okay guy. Um, I don't really have much else to say…
UnclearGenderShipping – Bugsy x Mairin
…!
WeevilShipping – Bugsy x Daniel
Who's Daniel? *Handed a picture* Oh, whoa. Wait, is this a reference to Yu-Gi-Oh!?
Final Thoughts
Well, it's not like I found a potential mate or anything. Most of these guys are just friends of mine. But it was fun to look through and it gave me something to do. So thanks!
I actually feel that all of the Johto Gym Leaders are really good friends. Except for maybe Clair. I like Clair, but I feel like she's always really cranky or something, haha.
~Midori
