Light Yagami was at anime school.
He's the protagonist so he sits next to the window.
His swoopy emo hair covers his eye as he listens to sensei with admiration.
"Yagami, translate the following sentence into English"
Imagay stands up so sensei can check out his fine abs while he reads
"And so, the fuck boy ate a salmon then pleasured himself with it"
"Very good", sensei said
Imagay looked at his class mates
'so many fuck boys. bet they all pleasure themselves with fish too'
While Light pictured his classmates penetrating a small salmon, he caught a glimpse of something falling outside the window.
A black book.
'Oooooh' thought salmon-senpai 'how intriguing'
Salmon-senpai ate a salmon then went outside to investigate the book that had fallen from the clouds.
"Wank note?" Light queried, "Like, a notebook of wank specimens?"
Imagay, excited by this notion, placed the nasty shit in his man bag and proceeded to his crib.