"The person who's name is ejaculated into this book… shall die?" Light read in amazement
"Unless otherwise indicated, the person shall die of… excessive wanking?"
Light sniggered, it was a funny prank.
He lay the book down on his desk
"Light!" the anime mom called from downstairs, "I'm going out to buy erotic manga, do you want some?"
"Thanks, ma niggah", replied Light.
Once Light heard the door close, he did what every teenage boy does when left alone in a house for 5 minutes.
He turned on his favourite anime and had a wank.
Koi wo shiyou yo kisu suru mae ni
Koi wo shiyou yo me wo mitsumete
(A/N: 4 points for u if you no the anime)
Light's wank was so aggressive that as he released his mayonnaise it flew across the room landing on his desk.
"Oh shit", Light groaned, giving his penis a 'well done' pat and making his way to the desk.
His baby batter had landed on the wank note. 'lol. ironic' thought Light.
Light was about to feed the substance to his dog (A/N: Light has a dog. AU). when he thought he might as well try out the book.
Light looked out the window and saw the postman twerking up to his letterbox. In his hand was the tentacle dildo he had ordered.
'Hmm, looks a bit small' thought Light. He put his finger into his specimen and wrote in the book 'Dildo Postman'.
Light watched excitedly as the postman spontaneously pulled down his trousers and wanked furiously, screaming in terror as he did so.
"GAAAAH! MY PENIS! WHAT IS HAPPENING?"
The postman spluged so much that he drowned in it and died.
"It works…"