Light had owned the wank note for just over a week now. His penis was very sore.
"Ryuk, my penis is sore", spoke Light
"I know, it looks like a crusty sausage", reply Ryuk, twerking saucily.
Light hated having to wank every time he wanted to kill a person so he needed to come up with a way to preserve his banana juice. Light looked at the left over spurge from his last killing spree: 'what a waste'.
Light looked at his desk- perhaps there was a small plastic bag he could keep spare specimens in…
Ryuk began penetrating his butt with Light's favourite pen.
"That's it!" Light exclaimed
"What, stimulating yourself anally?"
"No, I collect my cake mix into a pen and then write with it when I need to"
"Oooh, kinky"
So Light came into his pen (A/N: He's a white boy so he could fit his baby penis inside it) and set it on his desk. Perfect.
"Light! Can you help me with my homework?" asked Sayu at dinner.
"Sure, what are you stuck on?" Light asked while leading her to his torture chamber.
Sayu sat down at Light's desk, opening her text book, "Quadratic equations in math"
"Right, well, take a pen and we'll go through them together", Light answered, creepily shutting and locking the door. Sayu grabbed the closest pen, ignoring it's white ink. She began scribbling down an equation. The ink was a thick white liquid. "Light, there's something wrong with this pen, the ink is white"
"Aw shite"
Ryuk laughed so hard he shit himself like 10 times. Light had to pretend he had a kink for pens. Sayu became lesbian.