eren didnt like the idea of a baby, it sucked! it super duper sucked. stupid fucking baby, now he couldnt screw levi all the time!
mikasa was looking for rin-kun and found him jerking off!
"OH! OH! MMM... MM YEAH!" he moaned loudly, strokig the one eyes snake. "OH YEAH! MARKO!"
mikasa screamed, how dare he! marco wasnt even gay! she was soooo much fucking hotter than him. stupid marco!
"RIN-KUN" she roared, as he came lots and lots
"MIKASAS!" he gasped, going bright red up to the tops of his ears "what are you doing here?" he snarled breathlessly, wiping up all his goop.
"i wanted to see you but FORGET IT. youre not even bi, you homo." she angrily told him.
"no wait! mikasa thats not tru!"
"no?
"no! I...I LOVER YOU!" he declaired quietly.
she grinned and jumped on him "LETS DO IT!"
"YEAH!"
MEANWHILE
eren was sexily eating some ice cream, watching his hormoanal boyfriend eating lots of wired stuff like crackers and srtawberries. weirdo preggo food lol!
levi frowned at him
"why are you so sexy? i just wanna fuck you, but the babie." eren sulked.
"well if you hurt the baby ill kill you." levi scalded, and they were still in the hospital wing at the wall mary where levi was getting more and more pregant
"ugh fine!"
the hot nurse came over in his short dress "um excuse me heichu?"
"what?" the both snapped
"um. youres having twins..."
"TWINS?" levi gaped
"but we only did it once! did you...cheat on ME?" eren accused, jaw dropping as he clenched it
"no!you stupid bitch thats now how being pregant works!" shouted armin
"wtf armin dont call me a stupid bitch you dumb uke!"
"dont talk to armin like that, hes my boyfriend!" jean shouted, before kissing him really really hard, giving the nurse and everyone a boner
"ugh homos" rin muttered, holding miksasas hand