Right In Front of Me

Sasuke woke up a few hours later to a scratching sound in the kitchen followed by a small noise. He sat up and a blanket that was draped over him, slid down to his waist. What time is it? He looked around the dim room for a clock, until he realized he was in a new apartment with no accessories yet. There was more scratching and another noise. What the hell is that?

He got off the bed and made his way over to the kitchen. He switched on the light and looked towards the front door. There was a black kitten trying to get out his apartment.

"A cat?" He walked over to it and the kitten jumped when he tried to grab it. "What are you doing in here?" He brought his face close to his.

The kitten mewed and touched its nose against Sasuke's. Who's cat is this? He lifted the small charm hanging off its collar. "Niko. Apartment 3." He read aloud. The cat mewed at the sound of its name and Sasuke walked over to grab his shoes. "I think your owner might be missing you." He looked down at the kitchen table. Someone's been here. He picked it up and read it to the kitten. "Your door was open and you were asleep, so I closed it for you. If you don't want a cold, I suggest you sleep with a blanket. –Iruka."

After putting on his shoes Sasuke walked outside, the kitten's claws dug deeply into his shirt for fear of falling off. He knocked on the neighbor's door and waited for an answer.

"He's not home," Sasuke turned around to a red head with thick black eyeliner around his clear blue eyes. "He went out drinking with the rest of the people who live here."

"I just came to leave his cat."

"Put him inside through there," He pointed at the broken part of the window. "That's where it comes in and out of the apartment."

Sasuke did as he was told and the kitten ran into the kitchen where its bowl was awaiting.

"So you're the new guy right?" The red head asked.

Sasuke nodded. He looks familiar.

"Mind helping me bring the drunk idiots home?" He asked, zipping up his sweater. "It's just down the street."

Sasuke shrugged and followed the red head out of the neighborhood and down a sidewalk.

They are silent for a while. The red head's phone rings and he flips it open, keeping it a certain distance away from his ear. "What?" He answers.

There is loud crackling and laughing heard from the phone. "Hey babe, where are you? I can't get a boner without looking at your body."

The red head glances at Sasuke and the raven-haired boy looks away with a bit of pink on his face. H-He's… Gay?

"I'm on my way already."

More crackling, "Well hurry, the lezbies are getting it on and I need you. I can see Ino's rod through her pants already." He laughs.

"I don't have a…*belch*… dick you fag…got." A girl is heard through the phone.

"Just wait, I'll be there in a bit." The red head closes his phone and shoves it in his pocket.

Again, silence. The question is scratching the back of Sasuke's throat. Ask, I'm sure he won't mind. Gay people are proud of what they are. The little voice in his head said. "So… You have… a boyfriend?" He asked.

The red head scoffed. "You don't look so straight yourself."

"Why didn't you join them?" He changed the subject.

The red head shrugged. "I try not to get tempted." Then he smiled. "But kissing my boyfriend after he drinks is enough to get drunk."

"Oh."

They finally arrive to the small bar owned by someone named Chouji. A boy with a ponytail and a net shirt tumbled his way to his boyfriend and began to make out with him.

Sasuke stared at the other three. Two lesbians and a blond who was yapping about something nobody cared about.

"Hey, grab the two blonds and I'll take the pink and my brunette." The red head commanded.

Sasuke obeyed and the blonds had their arms around him, hanging on as he tried to stay balanced while they walked.

"Hey. Naruto!" The blond girl on his right whispered loudly. "Tell that pink chick Sakura's already my girlfriend."

The other blond nodded and before he could speak, the pink-haired girl looked over at her and said. "Well jokes on you… I… Have a girlfiend too… Her name's I-Ino." She laughed.

Why did I even bother coming? Sasuke thought angrily.

"Great! Let's have a foursome some day!" The blond girl said.

The blond boy jerked his head up. "Oooooo, I wanna see some of that action!"

Why!?

Sasuke dropped off the blond with her pink-haired girlfriend and walked the blond boy over to his door.

He groaned and giggled. "Your hands are cold *hiccup*."

"Where's your key?" Sasuke asked.

Naruto grinned. "I think they fell in my underwear, wanna check?"

Sasuke rolled his eyes and took him to his apartment instead. I can't believe I'm doing this.

He twisted the doorknob and pushed the door open. "Damn you're heavy." He commented.

"Did you call me *hiccup* fat?"

He led him to the bed and set him down. The blond grabbed a hold of Sasuke's shirt and pulled him ontop of him. "You deserve *hiccup* a reward."

"Wha…" The blond's lips furiously pressed against Sasuke's.

He tried to pull away, but the blond pressed even more and deepened the kiss. The bitter taste of alcohol infected Sasuke's mouth as the blond's tongue swirled around.

They pulled away, gasping for air amd panting rapidly. What's happening to me? He allowed the blond to kiss him again, letting his tongue explore his mouth. The blond's hands made their way under Sasuke's shirt and up his back. What's happening? His conscious slowly faded away as drank the blond's alcohol-tasting saliva. He pulled away and flopped down on the bed next to the blond.

"You're a good kisser for a… prick-looking guy…" The blond panted.

"Shut… up…" Sasuke replied. I can't believe my first kiss was taken away by a drunk person!

The next morning Sasuke was woken up by a splitting headache. He sat up and looked to the blond next to him. He's still here. He couldn't be angry at him without his head pounding even more.

He picked up his phone and looked at the time. It's only 7, I can sleep a bit longer. He lay back down and closed his eyes.

The blond turned and hugged Sasuke close to his body. He smiled as he inhaled his scent.

What the hell!? Sasuke felt something against his outer thigh and he rubbed it. The blond moaned a bit. "No not there…" He whispered.

Yes, Naruto had a morning erection just by inhaling Sasuke's scent. "Just a bit more…?" The blond hugged him even closer and moved his hips against Sasuke's thigh.

I can't take this! Sasuke reached over to the blond's face and pinched his face very hard.

"Ow! What the fuck was that!?" The blond jerked up and looked hazily at Sasuke. "Who are you?"

"I'm the person who's thighs you tried to fuck!" Sasuke yelled.

"What are you doing in my apartment!?"

"This is my apartment! You were drunk and I brought you home, but you didn't have your keys and…" He paused. "Just…Get out!" Sasuke threw a pillow at the blond. "Get out of my apartment!"

The blond quickly got off the bed and rushed out of the apartment. What the fuck is going on? He rubbed his head.

He pulled his key out of his pants pocket and turned it inside the keyhole. "What the fuck is he mad about!? Why did he bring me home in the first place!?" He slammed the door behind him and walked into the restroom.

He looked at his reflection. "Did I really try to fuck his thigh?" His eyes shifted over to a small purple spot on his neck. He leaned and turned to get a better look. "That bastard gave me a hickey!" He stomped out of the restroom and out of his apartment and back to the raven-haired boy's apartment.

"I told you to get out!" He yelled.

The blond tackled him and pinned the raven-haired's hands over his head.

"What the fuck are you doing!?" He asked, squirming around.

"You gave me a hickey you bastard!" The blond responded.

"And you practically kissed me to death!" He flipped the blond over and pinned him down. "It was taken away by a drunk motherfucker!"

"What was!?" The blond's eyes widened. "Did we have sex?" He forced back a grin.

"Fuck you!"

"Sure, you can do it any time." The blond smirked. "I don't mind being the bottom."

The raven-haired boy got off the blond and rubbed his head. "Just leave, I don't have time for this."

The blond sat up and looked at the raven. "So you're new huh?" he asked. "I'm Naruto Uzumaki."

"Good for you, now leave."

Naurto laughed a bit. "I'm not leaving until you tell me your name, teme."

The raven turned to him and stared at him in disbelief. "Sasuke. Sasuke Uchiha."

"Well Sasuke I gotta tell ya," Naruto stood up. "You're an asshole."

"Whatever dumbass."

"Oh and uh," He paused before exiting the room. "Thanks for the love bite. Let's do it again some time." He laughed on his way out.

"Tch, idiot."