A/N: And here we have part 3 of the prank war. I hope y'all like it. XD

He hadn't expected his first prank to be super successful. Striking while the iron was hot and all that didn't exactly make for well-thought out plans. But being caught peering into her window while she was changing wasn't his best moment.

"Peeping Tom."

Sting yowled, fell off the branch, landed on his head, hauled himself up, and spun around to meet Laxus and Cobra's furious eyes. When had they shown up? The boy quailed under their scrutiny.

"AHH!" He was dead. He could read promises of death and dismemberment in their enraged eyes.

"You saw."

"Didn't you, Eucliffe."

Sting knew the two were scary separate but they were downright terrifying working together. "No!" He shouted frantically. "I didn't see! Well, I caught a glance, and it was fast and I didn't mean to but who hasn't seen her?"

If there was anything else wrong in the world to say to two overprotective Dragon brothers, Sting didn't know what else it could possibly be. Both males' eyes narrowed dangerously.

"Okay Eucliffe, let's hear it. How much of Lucy's body did you see?" Cobra's dark tone suggested he speak very, very carefully if he wanted to live to see tomorrow.

"Uh, well, she was changing," he said awkwardly, scratching his cheek while looking away. "So I…saw her underwear?" Sting finished weakly.

"YOU SAW LUCY'S UNDERWEAR?!" It wasn't Laxus and Cobra howling this. Rather, it was Natsu and Gray. Sting squealed, (though he'd deny it later), as both boys advanced on him, knuckles cracking.

"So what do we do?" Gray asked.

"There's only one thing to do! We have to induce amnesia!"

Gray grabbed Sting from behind while Natsu readied the baseball bat Erza had handed him. Wait, when had Erza shown up?! And Gajeel?

"That's enough, you two." Laxus said, holding up a hand. "Let's leave assault and battery to the professionals." Great, now Sting had Erza, Gray, Natsu, and Gajeel after his blood! As well as Cobra and Laxus! All because of a single glimpse of Lucy's lace clad bottom!

"What are you, made of ice, Laxus? He was ogling your sister! How can you be so calm about this?" Gray shouted, shaking Sting furiously. The blond's head flopped about like a rag doll. He whimpered. Stupid Fairies. Of course he had to pick a fight with the one person in the entire guild they were all insanely protective of, just his luck. Rogue's exasperated face appeared in his mind's eye. I told you so. The image of the Shadow Dragon Slayer looked unbearably smug.

Oh shut up, how was I supposed to know she was hoarded by five of the Dragon Slayers in all of Fiore?

Because I told you so.

Sometimes I just want to punch you in your perfect teeth.

The in-his-freaking-lost-mind Rogue had no comeback for that. The terrifying visage of Wendy Marvell loomed in his field of vision, yanking the White Dragon out of his reverie. Sting yelped a profanity that got him shook like a kitten. Haha, kitten, Sabertooth, ha, funny.

Yep, he'd officially lost his mind. Resulting in blurting out the first thing that came to mind when confronted with a furious looking bluenette. "I swear I didn't mean to! I'm not a pervert! I promise!"

Wendy sniffed, "Denial, the clear sign of a guilty conscience." He whimpered again. Why is the littlest one the scariest?

"HEY!" A half naked Lucy was hanging out of her window waving and shouting at the group below her. Sting risked a glance up and regretted it when an ice covered fist bashed into the back of his skull. Yep, she was still wearing that light purple lingerie that had gotten him into this mess. Stupid blondie and her lace. "What do you guys think you're doing?"

"We were just defending your honor, Lucy," Erza called up to the other blonde. "We could not allow Sting to see you unclothed without retribution."

"Okay, but terrifying him and trying to murder him aren't going to help me win the prank war!"

All seven paused. Sting hung from Gray's grip in relief. Clearly, the competitive nature of the Fairies spared his life. "Huh, Bunny Girl has a point," Gajeel mumbled.

Erza sighed and pointed her sword at Sting. "Very well, if it is Lucy's wish, we will release you so you can continue your war. But if we ever, ever catch you spying on her again…" Erza paused and her brown eyes lasered into his skull. If looks could kill, he'd be six feet under and pushing daisies yesterday. "Well, let's not think about that."

"You'll have me to answer to," Cobra said with a feral grin. Erza nodded.

"Gray, release him." Gray obliged and dumped the Dragon Slayer on his head.

Sting scrambled up, casting a grateful glance at the blonde still in the window, and took off at a sprint back to Sabertooth. Rogue was…not surprised when his guildmaster collapsed at their table with a moan.

"Fairies…are…psychotic."

Rogue took a sip of his tea and flipped the page of his book. "I told you so."

A/N: And yes, this is taken from the English dub of Ouran High School Host Club. I REGRET NOTHING.