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Helloooo KR-FAN3214 here typing for his`(hope not) last moment of his life. I'm currently sitting and typing this in my happy place to avoid the cruel yet beautiful world. Want to know why? What...No. Alright you can just go ahead and read the chapter. Anyone there? Oh at least you're here. Do you guys know about this feeling when something that you're not looking for is coming right at ya. My case is my Exam results. If I pass, more time to this fic. If I fail, barely any time to do it. Then one problem after another, if I fail, I will be forced to be transferred to another school in another country. If that happens, well I would goodbye to you guys, my readers.

Bah...you would think that I'm complaining about my life and shit. There's a lot of people who had it worse than me. Like poor souls living on the streets of Africa.

I don't know what I have to write anymore so...let's hope I really pass and continue to write this fic.

On another topic…хреново!=Khrenovo! (translation)= fucking shit… I actually suspected that I will LOSE readers if I add Hinata into the Harem. It didn't help me much when I was about to write another chapter when BOOOOOOM! I lost a reader. I know it's a really overuse pairing in Fanfiction but I understand that. I too did stop reading some fanfics when Hinata was added, so I did the very same thing. No need to review…just `unfollow' and stop reading.

On the other hand…you guys gonna hate me if I tell you this…I DISLIKE Hinata a long time ago, during the first Naruto series that is. I was somewhat an idiot, immature and young back then so I was the dimmest bulb in the room. Alright, the reasons are…There was Sakura, the girl that Naruto likes and I DID too. Yeah I know she was a fucking bitch back then BUT I didn't notice. I just watch Naruto got violently beat off/rejected several times. Those times…I actually hope they end up together…eventually…Then a Nuke hits me…she fake her confession, I understand what was she doing but she lied, something we all know that Naruto hates. I then thought about the past and everything when I finally can think properly. Naruto was rejected/beat off violently by Sakura several times. Naruto did a lot of mistakes that most of us would do and Sakura beat him up unreasonably. These are just my opinion and I got a lot more.

Now on to Hinata…I dislike her, really! Well I used to…okay umm…there was Sakura in the way so I didn't have my mind straight during the first series…yeahhhh. Then I thought…why did I dislike her? Besides other then I wanted NaruSaku but why did I dislike her? Was it because of her shyness? Nah…she's not weak because the fact that she's beyond stronger than Sakura during the first series…why did I dislike her? My answer is-I DON'T KNOW! It took me so fucking long that Hinata really I mean really truly loves Naruto. She fought Pein to protect Naruto and manage to land a hit on him. She even confessed to Naruto at the same time! Wow that took a lot effort to do that! I don't see Sakura hopping in to save him, to make it worse…he's your fucking teammate. TEAMmate! TEAMwork! I RARELY see that!

So my reasons to dislike Hinata were completely unreasonable! Call me an Idiot or flame me because I deserves it. If you dislike the usually shy Hinata I will make her a badass (even if she already is) like in the Road to Ninja movie. If you haven't watched it yet then I suggest you to please go on and watch it, you'll understand her persona…I fuckin love her...not the way you think.

Now on to the topic about losing readers…not much…I understand because I did the same to other fanfics. The reasons I added her is because I couldn't leave her alone in the dark. I mean I couldn't pair her up with Kiba or Shino just NOOOO. That's why I made a poll to add Hinata into the harem, chill out you "I-will-stop-reading-because-Hinata-is-in-the-hare m"! This is a massive harem and I will change her personality. So I'm BEGGING you to continue to read the story besides there's Uzumakincest which I know most of you are looking forward to….right?

The Juubi is a tree by the way…

Well time to do the disclaimer. LONG LIVE RUSSIA AND FACE THE FUCKING BLIZZARD!

DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING.

TIME 7003

Anko stare at the door as her heart beats as fast as a sound of a machinegun. cLike all guns, it's very loud for her to hear. Not wanting for her crush to wait any longer, she dash towards the door and opened it with trembling hands. She could have sworn her heart stopped pumping for a few seconds when she sees him. Right there standing in front of her is Naruto wearing a black t-shirt with an orange swirl, tanned pants and black sneakers with blue stripes, just wearing casual clothing.

"You're ready Anko-chan?" He asked with his usual warm smile that caused Anko to be embarrassed.

"Umm does this count as ready?" Naruto gaze at her state of clothing then shrugged. He wouldn't prefer it any other way.

"You're looking great hime besides, I don't really care much of what you're wearing. You're just being you." Naruto informed her as he touch her shoulder causing her to be flushed but relaxed.

"A-alright." She turns off the electrical power, step out of the apartment and closed the door.

"Come on." Naruto said as he leads the way.

They walk along the streets while avoiding the busy areas but there are always people around. They ignore the insults and harsh whispering that they hear.

"Look at that demon walking around with that snake whore."

"I knew she was a whore all along."

"Hmph that bitch dressed like prostituted. No wonder she's hanging around with that demon."

"They're both demons anyway."

"Isn't that Oorochimaru's whore? I wonder why she wasn't executed yet."

Normally Naruto would tolerate insults thrown at him but no one and he means no one will insult someone close to him behind his back. With a hidden sadistic smile, he leaks a portion of his killing intent that could cause them to have cancer. They all collapse in fear as they felt their blood ran cold and their heart stops beating for a full minute. Naruto just left them temporarily dead for a moment if they're lucky enough to survive. He saw men looking at Anko with lust and rape faces. Naruto did the same to them as he walk passed.

Naruto noticed Anko feeling uncomfortable and nervous as she hears the comments and insults that was thrown at her. Her emotions and thoughts were getting darker and darker until she felt something warm on her hand. That warm hand belongs to none other than Naruto. The feeling of anguish has been separated from her by her student.

"Just let it go hime, don't let them get to you." At least she wasn't depressed anymore but she was smiling slightly. Anko was thankful that the boy she had a long crush on could make her feel butterflies in her stomach. He could just make her forget everything about her problems and go on with it. She adjusted her fingers so their fingers would interlock. A rosy red hue forms on her cheeks.

Naruto noticed she still had her pupiless eyes on the ground but she was still smiling. Keep smiling Anko because Naruto loves your smile. And so they continue to walk towards their destination under the moonlight.

The Snake Mistress noticed that they had been walking for a while now as they were already walking through the outskirts of Konoha. She thought he would take her to Ichiraku's Ramen but her thoughts were wrong. She really enjoyed the walk though.

"Naru-chan, where are we going? There's not much here other than trees." She did her patrols around this area before but there wasn't anything that caught her interest other than smugglers that tried to sneak into the village.

Naruto wiggled his finger in front of her face. "Na-ah, no spoilers Anko-chan but I know you'll love it." Anko puffed her cheeks and frowned.

"Come on! If you tell me now I will still love it." She childishly whined.

"Not a chance Anko-chan, you just have to be a little patient."

Patience is not part of her persona.

"Please."

"No."

"Please."

"No."

"Please."

"No."

"Please."

"No."

"Yes?"

"No."

"..."

"..."

Crick

Crick

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Nothing was exchanged between the two, just the sound of leaves rustling and crickets cricking. Then Anko taught of something that could break the barrier that he placed. A sly smile spread across the features of the Ice Queen's face. Anko leaped in front of the blond stopping his tracks and stare at him. They both were staring down at each other's eyes as Naruto with his azure blue eyes and Anko with his brown pupiless eyes. Until...

Anko did something very cute; she pushed her lips out, the moonlight somehow reflected to her eyes that give out a twinkle and then she clasp her hands together beneath her ample chest while adding a rosy red blush to her cheeks. To Naruto, her face resembles a puppy dog pout. That innocent looking face, those sad looking eyes that could affect your heart and then that pout. To a POV, you would very guilty and squish that woman with love. There's no way he could resist it.

Anko saw his eyes softened.'I got him!'"Come on Na-ru-to-kun, please tell me."

Her spirits were raised when he was about to open his mouth...but instead...

"That's cute Hime." Naruto who was unaffected by her cute attempt to tell her took her hand and lead the way.

Anko slumped shoulders. "How come you're not affected by it?" she said, looking totally perplexed.

Naruto shrugged. "Meh, Amena and Kina did that countless of times at me to get what they want. I eventually grew tolerant of it." In his opinion, Anko was really cute and sexy there for a minute. "You don't have to do that you know, we're still half way there." Naruto said as he looks around the forest.

'Half way there?' She frowned.

"Oh come on, don't get all upset. Don't let that get on your pretty face." She almost tripped for spilt second there. She had to look away from him to hide her blush.

They continued on their journey to Anko knows where Naruto is taking her while enjoying the gentle breeze and sightseeing of the night forest. Sometime later as they came out of the forest, Anko came upon a sight that blew her breath away. Just a few metres away from her is a bluish glowing lake that shines like stars and a waterfall that addends it's spectacular beauty. A pavement was carved along the side of the lake that connects to a standard Japanese two-storey building that was built by the side of the lake. Said building was lit and it looks like a restaurant as the smell of vegetable oil could not be mistaken. They entered the restaurant and Anko curiously gaze around and found out that it's mostly empty. They took the table by the side of the window that shows the breathtaking view of the lake then sat across from each other.

"So...what cha think?" Naruto asked as Anko looks away from the scenery to her beloved's eyes.

"It's magnificent...how come I've never seen this place before? I meant the restaurant that is." Anko gestured. She had seen the lake before but never had seen this view before during her patrols before she became the sensei of Team 11 but also never had seen the restaurant.

"This place was just recently open about a month ago by some travellers. They decided to lie down and build a restaurant here when my clones stumbled upon them a few months ago. I helped them build this place and here we are." Anko nodded. That explains the lack of customers in the restaurant.

"What do you know about them?"

"Them…? Oh they're really nice once you get to know them." Those travellers were just travellers from outside the village so they held no feelings to anyone in the village except for a certain few…they even knew the burden that Naruto had to carry.

As Anko was about to ask another question, a girl of average height with orange hair wearing an apron came out of the sliding kitchen door with a notepad. Her brown eyes gleamed once she saw Naruto.

"Naruto-kun!" She suddenly appeared before them almost freaking Anko out but thanks to her trained eye, she predicted her movements.

'Was she a kunoichi or something?'

Anko got a better look at the girl before her. She seems to be in her late teens, burnt orange hair that reaches her waist with two blue hair clips. She wore something that is appropriate for waitress/chef but doesn't hide her slender frame and her surprisingly large breasts…something that Anko have to take note of…what? It's bigger than hers!

"Oh? Who's this Naru-chan?" Anko have to knock off her stupor as she has to resist the urge to narrow her eyes at the waitress's breasts and compare them with hers. Instead of Naruto telling her the girl bowed then introduce herself.

"My name is Orihime Inoe but you can call me either both and ready to serve you." She introduced in a cheerful and kind manner then took out a menu and a note pad.

"The name's Anko Mitarashi and all over the most badass Kunoichi you'll ever see." Anko introduced as cheerful as the orange girl did earning a smile from her. They shook hands and Orihime hand over the menu to both of them.

Naruto smiled at their short interaction. "How were you doing Orihime-chan?" The orange haired girl blushed at the 'chan' suffix. Anko didn't hear the two as she was looking at the menu...strangely.

"A-ano, I'm great! We barely got any customers today and kaa-chan isn't here yet."

Naruto nodded. "That's good, I'll come and visit again when she's here and did she say where was she going?"

Naruto only got to know Orihime and her adoptive mother for a few months before the mission to Wave. Her adoptive mother is actually a Kunoichi but has no affiliation to any village or some sort, just a regular villager who can hide her signature extremely well. He made some clones to guard them just to make sure and to keep a look out for them.

"That's good too! Kaa-chan really misses you. As for where was she going, I don't really know, she said she has some unofficial business outside the village but she did message me (via pigeon) that she will be back in a few days."

Naruto nodded in acknowledgement and then he shows his fox-like smirk. "I bet you really missed me eh Orihime-chan?" Her cheeks got covered by pink and then got covered by rosy red.

"A-ano what are you talking about! I'm totally fine and I can totally handle myself!" Even if it was just for a month!'She replied nervously.

"Really? I actually don't remember that picture being there. Are you decorating?" He pointed at the picture on the wall just a few metres away from them. The picture shows Orihime feeding red bean soup to Naruto but there's also some other pictures on the wall that shows Amena and Kina before they became a genin.

Orihime became flustered. "I-it's because you were the first customer to taste my food. The pictures aren't just for decorations, they're for special moments and memories." She said in a matter-in-fact-tone and Naruto nodded...he really loves her red bean soup and it became his favourite food next to ramen. Naruto switch his gaze to Anko who...still looking at the menu strangely.

"Have you decided anything Anko?" She looked up from the menu and blinked.

"I've never seen such delicacy in my life before...I think I have your 'special sushi' and some dangos." The food does seem very intriguing but she likes it even if she hadn't tried it out yet.

"I'll have the usual." Naruto said and Orihime nodded then wrote it down her notepad.

"Drinks?"

"The best bottle of Saki you have!" Anko exclaimed. Yes, the restaurant serves alcohol drinks...for a reason.

After Orihime left with their orders, the couple in the table talk with Anko started first.

"So you've been here many times?"

"Yup, sometimes twice or more a week, sometimes by myself but mostly with Amena and Kina."

"How come you guys never invited me here before?" She asked perplexedly.

"We wanted to but the place was under maintenance because it got caught on fire, no one was hurt though. My clones took some time to get the restaurant back into operation...lazy basterds." By meaning 'took some time' he means they were just slacking off by the lake.

15 minutes later

They casually conversed with one another until a delicate smell went through their nostrils. Orihime placed their orders on the table and her customers look down at their food. Naruto has a bowl of red bean soup, steamed chicken and a bowl of steamed rice. Anko has sushi of different types and flavours and 10 sticks of dango with special gravy.

"Here's your food and please enjoy." Anko picked up a stick of dango and ate a mouth full of it. Her eyes got wide as a saucer and the stick fell on the plate making Orihime worried because Anko was the first customer to taste her special dango.

"This dango..." her voice makes the chef/waitress more worried"...IS SPECTACULARLY/DELICIOUSLY AMAZING!" She exclaimed unexpectedly. "You gotta try this!" Naruto was just about to take a stick but Anko just shoved it into his mouth, Naruto was going to shout at her but the when he taste the flavour, he was stunned.

"Wow it's very delicious Orihime-chan."

"It's more than delicious! It's Heavenly! It's official, this place will now be my hangout place and I think I'm gonna invite my friends!"

Orihime Inoue couldn't help but to blush at the praised she was receiving. She's no stranger to praise but to receive praise from someone she just met is something special to her. She took out a camera from out of nowhere and grinned.

"Then in that case, you don't mind if I take a picture do you?"

Anko grinned at her new found friend. "Sure, why not?"

Naruto couldn't help but smile at how fast the two became friends with one another. After a picture was taken, Orihime left to go back doing her business and left the dating couple on the table eat. Anko this time has to eat her food 'slowly' to enjoy the mouth-watery taste of the gravy and dango. Table manners….

"Told ya you'll love this place." Naruto said as he took a sip of his soup.

Anko grinned as she took another bite of one of her favourite food. "I didn't have any doubts Naru-chan, plus the food here is amazing."

"You're just here for the dango Hime." Naruto said as he poured the sake on his own glass.

Anko have to blush in embarrassment. "Hmph, says the one who said the place was on fire. Plus the food here is damn cheap, better off than going to some fancy restaurant." Naruto nodded in agreement. He doesn't have to make reservation to just waste his time, besides it's not like they're allowed to eat on those royal restaurants. Even if he did make a reservation and eat there, he doesn't want to risk Anko's life to be poisoned just for the sake of a perfect date. Well he could barge in whenever he demands to eat but royalty is not his thing. Yes he does live in a huge ass castle but he has his own reasons...for some reasons.

As they eat their dinner, she gave him a form to attend the Chunnin Exams as she already gave them to Kina and Amena. Naruto was right that she will nominate them and he kissed Anko's hand right there.

They talk and laugh for quite some time. Anko talk about her time in the ANBU then to her time during in the Interrogation Unit. Naruto told her about the time when he prank the main Hyuuga compound, he took all of their white laundry then put permanent paint on them with orange and pink. Next he took all of their coloured undergarments and hang them at random parts of the village and at any flag poles he could find. Anko have to spit her drink and laugh hysterically while holding her sides when Naruto told her when he hanged all of Hiashi's underwear and robes on a flag pole at the busiest part of Konoha and to make it worse, when Hiashi was about to take his clothes while hiding his embarrassment and anger behind his stoic facade, his clothes disappeared (via shunshinraijin) making him scream in rage. No one suspected a thing that he did it...well except for Kina and the branch members.

Anko laughed out loud but was also impressed. It's almost impossible to infiltrate a Hyuuga's compound because of their security and especially their eyes. But it didn't stop there...

When most of the main Hyuugas went out to show off that their robes and clothes were white and clean, their clothing's were instantly vaporized leaving them butt naked for the whole world to see. At least he has some mercy to the females only leaving them with their undergarments but the males were fully nude. Those were the good old days...

Anko laugh so hard that she fell off her seat and hold her sides. She couldn't help it, it's too damn funny to be contained.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

By the time they finished their food and especially their drinks, Anko was drunk.

"You don't look so good." Naruto said as he saw Anko swaying back and forth slightly as they walk towards the counter where Orihime was waiting.

"Guhhh..I think i drankk too much...damn those were some strong Saki Orihime-chan." Anko commented as she holds her head and lean on the counter for support. Naruto drank them but didn't feel anything at all, just it burns his throat but no effect or whatsoever because of his tolerance to alcohol.

Orihime just smiled innocently. "You're the one who wanted it besides, there's more where that came from."

"...another reason for this place to be my number one hangout place." Anko grinned, she will come back.

"Why don't you wait outside and get some fresh air Anko-hime while I pay for the food." Naruto asked and Anko agreed. The air outside is much fresher here than in the village.

Anko left leaving Naruto to pay for the food. "You don't have to pay for the food Naruto-kun, it's on the house for you and the first customer." Orihime kindly said earning a shrug and smile from the blonde.

"You're too kind Orihime-chan but please let me play, you made the best food for me and especially Anko-chan. The least I can do is to pay." Naruto handover the bill with a large amount of tip and the orange haired girl reluctantly took it. "And here's another tip." Naruto kissed her cheek stunning her then wave a good-bye.

"Later Orihime-chan." Naruto left leaving one Orihime Inoue to process of what had just...she blushed.

'wonder what kaa-chan would think' She then squealed like a love-struck girl then proceed to close the restaurant for the night. (A/N: The building is a house/restaurant by the way.)

Naruto had to give Anko a piggy-back ride because she wants to feel his comfortable shoulder, Naruto blushed a bit when he felt her ample breast pressing on his back. The young couple stroll by the lake then to the forest while the moonlight peak through the foliage. Naruto felt Anko shifted and heard her snore. He switched his gaze from the path to the beauty that is on his back.

'She looks cute when she's sleeping'

His eyes shifted from her face to something in particular on her neck. The cursed mark...

'That thing has to go.'

Just after he left the forest, he Shunsinraijin to her apartment and tuck the sleeping snake woman on the bed. He kissed her full on the lips before he left leaving a blushing and smiling Anko. Naruto stepped out of her apartment then stroll along the back ally. Times like this just relaxes him...just a night stroll without a care in the world. He doesn't care even if the path he was walking is a bit dirty but hey, he was used to it...

Then...a black cat crossed his path, not exactly crossing him but more like blocking it. This cat just stared at him but more like observing him with its golden-coloured eyes. Naruto shrugged and walk towards it and knelt before the cat. The cat meowed; Naruto massages the cat's back and neck making the cat purr. He decided to sit down and lean on a fence and the cat sat on his lap while he ran his hand down its back.

Something's off with this cat, now let's sit down and let the author write this story. Back when he was very young till now, this cat had been following him to almost anywhere in the village. He didn't make any thought of it because it's just a cat. When he was defending himself from a mob, this cat saved him when a shinobi that was about to attack from behind, the cat sliced its claws down to his neck. Another thing is that this cat was always in presence before a mob comes, as he keep seeing this cat, it's a sign that something was coming..e.g mob attack. Naruto fed the cat every time he meets it, sometimes play with it.

It...It...it sounds inappropriate for a living thing. He prefer not to call it 'it'. Naruto found out that this cat is female...than a she maybe? Of all times he hadn't name this feline...hmmm

Naruto picked up the cat by her arms making the cat meow and stare at him. "Do you by any chance have a name?" Naruto wondered. He was just asking her and it's not like he was expecting a response.

"It's about time you asked, the name's Yoruichi Shihoin." The cat introduced with her deep manly voice.

And Done!

Cliffhanger I know.

Everything you need to know is above so please read it.

Now what do I have to do about Ino? I actually tolerate this pairing.

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