Author's Note(s): To those of my viewers who believe that I've got my information wrong you might be right I stuck with the original writings of these two fighters. Also the Deathroke featured in this episode has the same 'voice' as Slade from Teen Titans. As for the final battle just a warning it's longer then most and there is a lot o' violence you have been warned.
Deadpool: The merc with a mouth...
(Deadpool battles a small group of thugs cutting them down with his swords)
Vs.
Deathstroke: The world's greatest assassin...
(Deathstroke and Batman are seen fighting on a cargo carrier)
"Both of our combatants today are legendary and everybody wants to know who would win in a battle to death. We're considering every possible outcome of their regenerative abilities and martial arts skills. To make this a fair fight were using the weapons that they are most famous for. So no wickedly over down arsenals this fight will consist of swords, pistols and their secondary signature weapons." MKFreak said.
"For Deadpool his secondary weapon would be his Sai and Deathstroke will carry into battle his Bo. On with their stats both are incredibly muscular and in tiptop shape. Lets take a look at their stats now." Marley said.
Deadpool:
Origin: Marvel Comics
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 210 lbs.
Armor: None
Deathstroke:
Origin: DC Comics
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 225 lbs.
Armor: Kevlar Vest w/. Plates & Steel Helmet
Both of these assassin's come equipped with arsenals designed for one purpose to kill, Deadpool's short range weapon(s) of choice are his signature swords
Twin Katanas:
Length: 28.5 Inches
Weight: 5 Lbs.
Stats: Pros-Deadpool is a skilled swordsman he can even deflect automatic fire, swords short compact size allow for more versatility Cons-Smaller size leaves him with limited attack range
"Long before he became Deadpool, Wade Wilson joined an elite team of mutants to infiltrate a terrorists stronghold. In one point in this mission he faced off against a squad of machine gun toting gangsters. He can deflect automatic fire and is skilled enough to take on numerous thugs at once. He did all of this long before his transportation into the deadly merc with a mouth." MKFreak explained.
(Wade Wilson aka Deadpool runs into a room filled with thugs armed with machine guns jumping around swinging his katanas deflecting bullets here and there before cutting a single bullet in half hitting two thugs behind him)
Deathstroke retaliates with his own ninja skills and preferred slasher
The Tactical Ninja Sword:
Length: 27 Inches
Weight: 6 Lbs.
Stats: Pros-Similar to his counterpart(Deadpool) Deathstroke is an incredibly skilled swordsman and martial arts master; fought Batman to a standstill Cons-Shorter left with smaller attack range
"Deathstroke is one of the world's greatest assassins he's fought Batman to standstill and even fought and defeated Tim Drake aka Robin on multiple occasions. His skills stem from his longevity. He's lived for decades thanks to Ra's Al Ghul's Lazarus Pit. With his signature weapon the Tactical Ninja Sword he is almost unstoppable." Marley explained.
(Deathstroke walks towards The Dark Knight drawing his Tactical Ninja Sword only to have it shot in half twice by Deadshot, stopping to look at his sword before turning around pointing directly through Deadshot's scope)
After examining both fighters swords which do our experts believe gets the edge?
"This is going to be difficult for me to decide but I have to give my edge to Deadpool although both are incredibly skilled fighters he's got two swords at his disposal." Marley said.
"Two Swords versus One though I normally would side with the simpler way of fighting Deadpool is a skilled swordsman even with just one sword also if he looses one sword he still has another for a backup, edge: Deadpool." MKFreak said.
After a back and forth debate Deadpool takes the edge in short range weapons with his Twin Katanas
Coming up our experts compare these two legendary assassins famous firearms. Next Deadpool's devious daggers face off against Deathstroke's signature staff. Afterwards Two legendary assassins meet in the final duel to death. In the end only one can be the Deadliest Warrior of Fiction...!
Whenever not cutting down his enemies with swords Deadpool can always rely on his pistols
Mark 23 SOCOM Pistols:
Range: 50 Meters
Magazine: 12 Rounds Each(96 Rounds In Total)
Ammunition: .45 ACP
Rate of Fire: Semi-Automatic
Muzzle Velocity: 850 Ft/s
Action: Short recoil, DA/SA
Stats: Pros-Though he's a master of various Martial Arts and swordsman, Deadpool is also a skilled marksman carry two SOCOM Pistols Cons-Has only two hands (Can only use one sword and one pistol)
"Deadpool has his swords however he is also incredibly skilled in various firearms from machine guns, SMGs, shotguns, snipers and rocket launchers. However his signature firearms are his Mark 23 SOCOM Pistols. Which can fire 12 .45 ACP rounds each with a Muzzle Velocity of 850 feet per second. He can combine sword and pistol better then any other combatant in fictional history making Hector Barbossa look like child in combat." Marley said.
(Deadpool is seen fighting dozens of Thugs cutting down two of them with his katanas before switching to his Mark 23 SOCOM pistols pumping most of the thugs with .45 ACP rounds)
Deathstroke fires back with his own preferred firearms
Beretta 92FS Pistols:
Range: 50 Meters
Magazine: 10 Rounds Each(80 Rounds in Total)
Ammunition: 9x19MM Parabellum
Rate of Fire: 1,250 Ft/s
Action: Short recoil
Stats: Pros-Deathstroke can somehow carry up to four Beretta Pistols, he keeps these hidden for those intense situations Cons-He carries four pistols at once lacks power and magazine capacity
"Again these two fighters are so similar. Deathstroke carries four Beretta 92FS pistols on him at all times. Each hold 10 9x19MM Parabellum rounds and have a muzzle velocity of 1,250 feet per second. He saves these pistols to either preform surprise fatalities or simply keep them just in case if he gets into Wild West gunfights." MKFreak said.
(Deathstroke kicks Superman in the chest twice slashing him multiple times with his Tactical Ninja Sword before drawing one of his Beretta 92FS Pistols shooting The Man of Steel in the face spraying blood on the floor below)
Our experts considered the strengths and skills of both fighters and found a difficult decision.
"Again when comes to firearms the edge comes down to the skills of both fighters and with that I'm calling it even." MKFreak said.
"I completely agree the only difference is the Beretta's faster muzzle velocity and the Mark 23 SOCOM's .45 ACP, edge: even." Marley said.
In Medium Ranged weaponry the edge is even
With Deadpool in the lead and the final battle nearing both fighters will display their secondary weapons of choice, Deadpool comes equipped with a legendary farming-tool turned deadly martial arts weapon
The Sai:
Length: 18 Inches
Weight: 2 Lbs.
Stats: Pros-Can trap/hook an opponents weapon and disarm them Cons-Designed for Stabbing not SLASHING
"The Sai was traditionally used as a farming tool designed to counter the oppressive Samurai. However somebody decided to turn them into a weapon and created one of the world's most famous martial arts weapons. On with the weapon itself Deadpool can trap and opponents weapons and rip it away from them. The only down side is that it can only stab." MKFreak said.
(Deadpool is seen fighting Spider-Man punching him with his Sais handles before stabbing him in the shoulder with one while stabbing him in the stomach with the latter)
Deathstroke responds to this one-two punch with his signature staff
The Bo Staff:
Length: 6 Feet
Weight: Under 10 Lbs.
Stats: Pros-With his martial arts skills and expendable Bo Staff Deathstroke has fought against the deadliest warrior in DC History, The Batman Cons-Despite his skills the Bo can only bludgeon and cannot kill as easily as a dagger or sword
"The Bo is an incredibly durable weapon that Deathstroke has come to master. He has used it to maneuver around The Dark Knight himself and can even use it in a dozens of super charged offensive attacks. One of the simplest of these super attacks is a jab. Also with enough force he can even use it to break bones. Or in a manor of defenses spin it rapidly in a fan block or knock foes of balance." Marley explained.
(Deathstroke is seen fighting Batman blocking a volley Batarangs with a fan block lunging at him with a jab knocking him backwards delivering a hard swing to the back of his head before swinging at his feet with two hands throwing him off balance)
For the final time our experts factored in the strengths and skills of both fighters and found a unique decision.
"Deadpool's Sai are more instantly lethal, can cause immediate damage and can also disarm opponents. However even with all that their still small the Bo is longer and has an expert behind it." Marley said.
"Agreed the overall length and surprising effectiveness of the Bo give it an edge over the simplicity of the Sai, edge: Deathstroke." MKFreak said.
For secondary weapons the edge goes to Deathstroke's Bo Staff
The incredible rivalry of two of Fiction's greatest assassins is coming to a close. But, before they fight our experts factored in the weapons, armor and skills of both fighters and cannot pick between the two warriors.
In the End only one can be the Deadliest Warrior...!
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Daly clicks the switch and the battle opens up to Deadpool clad in his signature red n' black outfit sitting in a massive Lounge chair drinking a shot of Vodka. As he relax a shadowy figure crouched in cover on a rooftop Deathstroke peers through a pair of binoculars spotting Deadpool. He stood up and jumped off the roof landing on the ground a few feet from Deadpool. As Deadpool sipped from his class he peered towards Deathstroke.
Deadpool: Hola! Welcome to my Hawaiian paradise!
Deathstroke: 'Laughing' Idiot! I think you mean Aloha.
Deadpool: No its Hola.
Deathstroke: No it isn't!
Deadpool: Yes it is!
Deathstroke: What are you some giant toddler?
Deadpool: I can go on all day friend.
Deathstroke: Err! You're pissing me off!
Deadpool laughed at this and went to sip from his drink again. Before he knew it Deathstroke drew one of his Beretta 92FS pistols breaking the glass bottle in his opponents hands.
Deadpool: Really? You could've shot me and yet you shoot my drink?
Deathstroke growled at this and shot Deadpool in the forehead pointblank. Deadpool shot his head back and leaned up against his lounge chair. Deathstroke looked at Deadpool with a confused expression and turned away from him. Deathstroke made it a few feet away and reached for the gate opening hearing a thump behind him turning towards Deadpool whom had his Mark 23 SOCOM Pistols at the ready. Deathstroke quickly drew his Beretta 92FS pistols and aimed them at Deadpool. The two assassins glared at each other as the camera panned around both before zooming out.
FIGHT!
Both Deadpool and Deathstroke began to fire the pistols in rapid succession. Each narrowly missing the latter. Deathstroke's armor protected him against most and Deadpool smirked as most of Deathstroke's 9x19MM Parabellum rounds passed through his stomach and chest. As the two men ran in circles firing their pistols Deathstroke was forced to stop and reload his Beretta 92FS pistols. However Deadpool fired multiple rounds down range shooting the ground at Deathstroke's feet before shooting him in the forehead his helmet deflecting the bullet.
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Deadpool threw his pistols to the side and drew his Twin Katanas twirling them in a fancy pattern. Deathstroke glared at Deadpool and threw his Beretta 92FS pistols and the ground reaching for his Tactical Ninja Sword. Both men attacked at once swinging their respected swords Deathstroke blocked both of Deadpool's katanas in one swing and countered with a slash to Deadpool's chest cutting deep into his flesh. Deathstroke heard another thumping sound and Deadpool's wound healed immediately. Deadpool jumped into the air kicking Deathstroke in the face knocking his helmet off while swinging his katanas in a rapid succession cutting Deathstroke across the cheek. Frustrated Deathstroke growled at Deadpool and drew a Beretta 92FS pistol firing a flurry of rounds down range. Deadpool managed to effortlessly deflect these bullets with his katanas. Deathstroke threw his Beretta pistol at Deadpool hitting him in the face before leaping into the air swinging his sword at his opponent. Deadpool managed to block these attacks and kicked Deathstroke backwards before punching him in the throat and head butting him knocking his opponent backwards. Deathstroke spat out blood and sheathed his sword and took out his Bo Staff. Deadpool sheathed his swords and removed his Sais from his pockets.
Deathstroke: You're more skilled than I imagined.
Deadpool: I already knew that.
Deathstroke: You little turd!
Both men lunged at each clashing dagger and staff neither warrior gaining a distinct advantage over the other. Deathstroke jabbed Deadpool in the face and swung his Bo smacking Deadpool across the face. Deadpool retaliated by wrapping his Sais around Deathstroke's Bo pulling towards him kicking him in the stomach with little effect before stabbing him in the shoulder with one of his Sais. Deathstroke grit his teeth in pain and swung his Bo blindly cracking into Deadpool's skull. Deadpool fumbled backwards and shook off the strike throwing his other sai at Deathstroke. His opponent easily blocked this with a fan-block. Deathstroke lunged at Deadpool only to receive a katana to the chest. Deadpool leapt into the air and spun around swinging his katana swords in rapid succession, however Deathstroke raised his Bo staff blocking all of the swings. Deathstroke thrust his Bo into Deadpool crouch and slung him over his shoulder. Deadpool's head crashed through a wall behind him and struggled to remove. Deathstroke tossed his Bo away and unsheathed his Tactical Ninja Sword. Charging towards opponent leaping into the air thrusting his sword through Deadpool's skull. He tore out the sword and was surprised to see Deadpool jump out of the wall swinging his Katanas.
Deadpool and Deathstroke were engaged in another blow by blow sword fight. Deathstroke swung his sword clockwise only to have it blocked. He swung his sword counterclockwise however Deadpool jumped into the air bringing his Twin Katanas onto Deathstroke's shoulders. Deathstroke fumbled backwards and managed to block one of Deadpool's katanas. He rammed into Deadpool before swinging his tactical ninja sword slashing Deadpool across his stomach he brought his sword over his head and let if fly cutting off Deadpool's left arm. Deadpool swung his sword in rapid succession only to have them blocked Deathstroke backhanded Deadpool smacking him across the face stabbing him in the chest. Deathstroke tore out his sword and leapt into the air bringing his sword down in a one-handed swing decapitating Deadpool. His opponents headless body fell backwards on the floor. He looked at the body and took out a cloth cleaning the blood off his sword however he turned around and was slashed across the thigh. Deadpool's headless body swung his katana a second time cutting Deathstroke's throat. As blood poured out of his throat Deathstroke struggled to contain the bleeding and was cut off by a swing to the mid-section of his face. Deadpool kicked his opponent in the chest knocking his head off.
Deadpool's Head: Hey idiot come over hear!
Deadpool's body walked over to his head and picked it up walking back to his lounge chair. It sat down in the chair with his head in his lap. Deadpool's body reached for a bottle of Vodka and put it near his heads lips and let it drink up in victory. Only to have the vodka pour out of his neck and onto his lap with the appearance of peeing his pants.
K.O!
Deadpool's Head: Ah What? Oh Crap! Dang it! Forgot to attach my head to my body! Hmm oh well.
Deadpool shrugged his shoulders and continued to pour Vodka through his mouth and onto his pants. Not caring at all about the vodka soaking into his pants.
WINNER:
Deadpool:
Twin Katanas: 221
Dual Mark 23 SOCOM Pistols: 187
Sai: 96
WINS: 504
Deathstroke:
Tactical Ninja Sword: 210
Dual Beretta 92FS Pistols: 165
Bo Staff: 121
WINS: 496
Results: After an incredibly close debate Deadpool ended up winning. Thanks largely in part of his greater regenerative powers and immortality. It was still close considering Deathstroke's armor. However in the end the combination of Deadpool's Twin Katanas and more powerful pistols allowed him snatch the victory.
"You know what I'm surprised I thought Deathstroke's maturity and longevity would beat Deadpool. In the end you can't overlook the 'Drunken Master style' Deadpool brought to the table and his immortality." MKFreak said.
Next time on "Deadliest Warrior of Fiction" Two of the Fighting Game genres infamous Villains face-off.
Quan Chi: The Evil Sorcerous of Mortal Kombat...
(Quan Chi fights Kano slamming his Spiked Mace into his foes stomach before jumping onto his shoulders stretching his neck)
Vs.
M. Bison: Street Fighters infamous Shadow Master...
(M. Bison is seen fighting Chun-Li dodging one of her kicks before firing his Psycho Cannon sending her flying backwards into a wall)