Death Battle! Chapter 29: Sauron VS The Lich King

Harry: They may wear the awesome suits of armor and wield wicked weaponry, but, who will prove deadlier in a Death Battle!

DAM: Sauron, the Lord of the Rings.

The Doctor: And The Lich King, Lord of the Scourge.

Harry: He's The Doctor, that over their DAM and I'm Harry.

DAM: And its our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a, Death Battle!


Harry: 2,000 years ago a Dark Lord names Sauron created one of the most destructive weapons and items in fictional history.

DAM: It was called the One Ring, and it was a beast. Despite it's rather small size this thing is very dangerous. Capable of controlling the thoughts and actions, and in Sauron's hands it increases his power.

The Doctor: The One Ring is so deadly in fact, that only someone as powerful like Sauron can truly master it and use it, as he made to be more powerful then all of the other rings.

Harry: Because he can never be pleased, Sauron also wields a mace that I shall forever dub it, the Mace of Pounding and the Sword of Sauron. Both are massive weapons that are incredibly powerful.

DAM: Of course as Sauron has little facts to go off of most people believe this is the end of Sauron's story. And, they're completely wrong. Because were just getting started.

The Doctor: Though he is completely capable of fighting on his own for some reason he has an entire at his no matter what land he plans to conqueror. He's got goblins, orcs, trolls and half-trolls.

Harry: However his most prominent soldiers are the Nazgūl horrify angels of death, and at the spearhead of these satanic creatures is The Witch King, but he wont be in this fight. So lets move on.

DAM: With his ring, weapons, and army Sauron conquered every land he set foot, that is of course until his loss. If it weren't for that wimpy Isildur who cut off his poor whittle figures.

The Doctor: On the topic of his weaknesses, though the One Ring is incredibly powerful he's over reliance on the ring makes him vulnerable as he can be 'killed' if he is ever separated from it.

Harry: Another weakness his has is despite having a vary capable military this guy has failed about as many times as Ganondorf in his quests. Sure his is the strongest army ever they can never get past some goody good goody goodies.

DAM: Of course now we are truly getting closer to the point where we have no more information to go off of. We might at least call this off right?

The Doctor: Nope, Why? Because, Sauron has just one more thing in his grasp. Sorcery...haha probably thought we forgot about that. In all seriousness he has numerous magical abilities from appearing from beyond the astral the world after being separated from his ring.

DAM: He's also taken on a lot of different disguises including a woman perfectly dubbed, Sauron's Fair Disguise...ah, good creative thinking Tolkien.

Harry: Sauron is also more powerful than Saruman, he can also use numerous spells, potions and other never actually explained Dark arts.

The Doctor: And that is as far as we can go with Sauron, DAM, if you wouldn't mind closing off this section.

DAM: Despite being killed by Elijah Wood...Sauron might just be the most wicked character I've had an opportunity to research.

"You cannot hide...I see you...There is no life in the void...only DEATH!"


Sauron:

Origin: Lord of the Rings

Age: 1,000 Years

Height: 9 Feet

Weight: Unknown

Weapons and Abilities:

One Ring

Sword of Sauron-

Length: 6 Feet

Weight: 80 Pounds

Mace-('Harry's Interpretation Mace of Pounding')

Sorcery

Various Spells, and Potions

Dark Arts

Sauron's Army-

Goblins

Orcs

Trolls, Half-Trolls

Nazgūl

Armor: Steel Plate armor, Shoulder Guards and Spiked Helmet

Strengths & Feats:

Powerful Sorcerer

Has defeated armies almost single-handedly on his own

Strong enough to master the power of the One Ring

Created of the One Ring

Conquered nearly every land he stepped foot in

Weaknesses:

Elijah Wood?

Over reliance on Ring

Separation from the One Ring, can kill him

Hardly uses his sorcery in combat

Army has been easily defeated numerous times


Harry: In the world of 'World of Warcraft' there are dangers and villains around every corner...however, no one could've ever expected the dangers and villainy of The Lich King.

DAM: Created by Kil'Jaeden using the spirit of the orcish shaman Ner'zhul so he could raise an army of the undead and conquer Azeroth for himself and the Burning Legion.

The Doctor: Initially trapped within the Frozen Temple with the sword Frostmourne, The Lich King eventually betrayed Kil'Jaeden and merged with Arthas Menethil the Crown Prince of Lordaeron

Harry: Yes...Lordaeron. However, don't let the name fool you...at first I though that meant there was gonna be nothing but Lords. In fact its a collected kingdom of the Dwarves, Humans, and Elves.

DAM: Once merged with Arthas, Lich King began his quest for drowning the world in darkness...leaving scourged Earth behind him wherever he went.

The Doctor: The Lich King wields Frostmourne...a runeblade that was used to create himself in the first place. Measuring over 5 Feet in length and weighing in around a whopping I have no idea amount of pounds, Frostmourne is one of the coolest swords ever.

Harry: As well as the most dangerous...the swords main attribute is its ability to drain and absorb the souls of its numerous victims. It also has unlimited control over Ice and Snow.

DAM: Lich King uses this blade to create massive snowstorms, called Remorseless Winter. And has a large amount of attacks/abilities dashing foes with Pain and Suffering, increases his physical strength with Enrage and infects foes with Necrotic Plague.

The Doctor: Frostmourne isn't the only thing The Lich King has in his arsenal he wears the Helm of Domination which helps him command the undead and along with the Plate of the Damned he becomes nearly-invulnerable.

Harry: The Lich King has just one last thing in his grasp, the dragon Queen of the Frostbrood...Sindragosa who he raised from a young age

DAM: Sindragosa has her own large collection of abilities/attacks. She'll crush you like bug with Cleave and tail smash. Freeze in an icy prison with Frost Breath or Ice Tomb, chill you to the bone with Chilled to the Bone. Or blast you with Frost Bomb and suffocate you with asphyxiation.

The Doctor: Frostmourne is what makes the Lich King and there have been four Lich Kings in the past. Three officially as Arthas Menethil overcame the curse of Frostmourne.

Harry: He's defeat numerous armies, came close to conquering the Light's Hope Chapel, and has thousands maybe even millions of souls stashed inside Frostmourne giving him more fighting skills.

DAM: Sadly he is not a perfect warrior. He's an awful general caring little about his men, he's also been imprisoned more times than I could count. And despite being godlike he is killable.

The Doctor: Frostmourne also has it's own weaknesses...for one it can and has been destroyed in the past through the supernatural means and excessive damage. Also it's required to have a very capable and power warrior for Frostmourne to create The Lich King.

Harry: Even with his weaknesses The Lich King is pretty much unstoppable...with Frostmourne in his hands and Sindragosa by his side.

"Now...we are one!"


The Lich King:

Origin: World of Warcraft

Age: Eternal

Height: Over 6 Feet

Weight: Unknown

Weapons and Abilities:

Frostmourne-

Length: 6' Feet

Weight: Approximately 80 Pounds

Trade Mark Abilities: Soul Absorption

Soul Reaper

Remorseless Winter

Pain and Suffering

Necrotic Plaque

Enrage

Frenzy

Mass Resurrection

Sindragosa-

Cleave

Frost Breath

Chilled to the Bone

Tail Smash

Frost Beacon

Ice Tomb

Asphyxiation

Armor: Helm of Domination, Plate of the Damned

Strengths & Feats:

Defeated the numerous armies

Frostmourne can absorb a victims soul

Near Invulnerability with Helm of Domination and Plate of the Damned

Came close to conquering the Light's Hope Chapel

Frostmourn is one of the most powerful weapons in fiction

Incredibly skilled fighter, no matter who it has corrupted

Weaknesses:

Not the best general

Frostmourne can be destroyed

Killable

Imprisonment

Frostmourne requires a powerful and capable warrior to create The Lich King


Harry: All right the combatants are set, its time to end this debate once and for all!

DAM: Its time for a DEATH BATTLE!


The Lich King trapped within the Frozen Temple...as Sauron's Army came marching in from the distance

"Arthas...my son...you have failed me...and...our family...no matter...there is a great evil coming your way..."

The Lich King eyes slowly in a bright blue aura, before he burst out of his Frozen imprisonment

"...Remember...Arthas...remember...where you come from...!"

The Lich King raises his sword mighty sword into the air...the blade becoming enveloped in frost. He then proceeded to plunged the blade into the ground, shattering the Frozen Earth around him. Sindragosa breaking free from her own icy tomb and flying around her master.

"...protect your kingdom Arthas...always...and forever..."

"Destroy them ALL!" uttered The Lich King.

Sindragosa roared as she flew over Sauron's army freezing hundreds of orcs and goblins with her frost breath. As his pet dealt with the major problem, The Lich King turned to face the approaching Sauron with two Half-Trolls by his side. Sauron looked at his Half-Trolls and ordered them to attack. Lich King effortlessly cutting them down to size with Frostmourne. Sauron roared in anger and hefted his mace over his shoulders.

"Prepare yourself...for I...the all mighty Sauron...shall take your life!"

"FOOL!" The Lich King spat gripping his sword with both hands. "Tremble in my COLD presence!"

FIGHT!

Sauron and Lich King charged towards each other swinging their swords clashing blades...entering a sword–lock, Sauron gaining the upperhand swinging his mace striking The Lich King in the hip. His opponent growling in a short surge of pain, before head butting Sauron knocking him backwards...preforming his Pain and Suffering on his opponent. Sauron shook off this attack and held his Mace above his head shouting as he swung with all his strength...his opponent simply jumping backwards dodging the attack and retaliating with a two handed swing of his sword. Sauron raising his own sword blocking the attack swinging his mace over his head slamming into the side of his opponents helmet, furious The Lich King pushed Sauron backwards and created a massive snowstorm (Remorseless Winter). Sauron fumbled around courtesy of the winds in the storm. Searching the area carefully looking for his opponent Sauron walked through the walls of snow only to have Frostmourne slam into the back of his head.

He fumbled forwards spitting blood on the ground..whipping his head back at The Lich King and throwing his arms out screaming powerfully blowing the snowstorm away. Sauron held his sword and mace behind his head and charged The Lich King, his opponent doing the some. As they neared each they swung their weapons in unison, The Lich King collapsing to one knee holding his wickedly dislocated shoulder. He stabbed Frostmourne into the ground and grabbed his arm forcing his arm back into place. As Sauron approached came marching up to him his mace head behind his head. Sindragosa came flying in above The Lich King blasting Sauron with her Frost Bomb freezing him in place. The Lich King stood back up and grabbed Frostmourne as he sheathed it Sauron came bursting from the icy prison swinging his mace striking Lich King in the hip sending him crashing into a wall, he then ran towards him swinging his sword.

The Lich King counterattacked knocking his enemy backwards with a one-handed swing. Enraged Sauron swung his mace in a blind fit of rage his opponent unable to block the majority of his attacks. Lich King collapsed one knee holding his chest plate. Ready to end the fight Sauron raised his mace over his head and as he swung it Lich King rolled out of the way and speared Sauron in the hip. Sauron fumbled backwards struggling to stand as Lich King advanced swinging Frostmourne with both hands as Sauron swung his sword. Frostmourne cut deep into Sauron's shoulder while The Lich King's armor protecting him from his enemies blade. The Lich King backhanded Sauron knocking his opponent backwards giving him room to load up another swing. Sauron swung his mace slamming into the Lich King's face throwing him off his feet. With his enemy finally on the ground Sauron threw his sword to the ground and picked the Lich King off his feet holding his mace behind his head.

As he prepared to strike down his foe the Lich King swung his sword blindly narrowly cutting off Sauron's hand. Sauron roared in pain and fumbled backwards shaking violently with his ring hand hung barely off of his arm. Desperate to win he swung his mace the Lich King dodging said attack and countering slicing Sauron across the chest. He then swung his sword behind his head and let it fly completely amputating Sauron's arm. Sauron backhanded the Lich King with his mace and looked up in horror as he continued to shake violently and an aura of blinding light enveloped him following a massive flash of light. The Lich King covered his eyes and looked back across the battlefield seeing the One Ring float above him. He swung his hand plucking the ring from the sky and crushed it in his hands before throwing it in the air and hitting it with Frostmourne like a bat and baseball.

(The Eye of Sauron surveys the land as the One Ring finds its way plummeting into Mount Doom. The Eye of Sauron preforming its cinematic collapse onto Sauron's army.)

KO?


DAM: What the heck just happened!?

Harry: That would be The Lich King winning by killing Sauron TWICE. I think?

The Doctor: In all seriousness this was a surprisingly close match and perhaps might be our closest yet. Despite all of their similarities The Lich King would ultimately win this fight. Thanks to his more powerful weapons and armor, with his Helm of Destruction and Plate of the Damned he was untouchable. With Sindragosa by his side he could take on Sauron's army with little difficulty. Sauron's tough and a vary skilled fighter, however the majority of his power comes from the One Ring, though it is his greatest weapon its also his biggest weakness upon loosing it he'll become part of the astral world. Besides its not like The Lich King could be corrupted/tempted to pick up and wear the One Ring because he has already been corrupted by Frostmourne. Speaking of which Frostmourne can absorb the souls of its victims and it contains the skills and attributes of these souls granting him more fighting power.

DAM: The Lich King really stopped Sauron cold.

Harry: The Winner is The Lich King.

The Doctor: Next Time on Death Battle!


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Sauron VS The Lich King Epilogue

A large group of men stand in the center of the previous battleground and began to sing a song.

Chorus: "Born of cold and winter air. And mountain air combining. This icy force both foul and fair has a frozen heart worth mining...!"

The Lich King appears behind them all, Frostmourne in his hands

"FOOLS! You'll never understand the true power of the STORM!"

The Lich King drew his sword and proceeded to cut down all of the defenseless men, unbeknownst to him a young woman clad in a majestic White-snow dress walks up behind with two grotesque snowman next to her...blood dripping from their ice claws.

"You're the fool! For I am the Winter...prepare yourself...for my ice is so cold it BURNS!"

The Lich King versus Elsa?

Maybe, Maybe Not

Only time will tell