Death Battle! Chapter 33: Edward Cullen VS Jacob Black (Harbingers of Nevec VS Stephanie Meyer)
Harry: Shippers unite, for today on death battle we answer the burning question everyones mind.
DAM: Edward Cullen?
The Doctor: Or Jacob Black?
Harry: He's The Doctor, that over there is DAM and I'm Harry.
DAM: And it's our to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a, Death Battle!
Edward Cullen:
Age: Over 100 Years [17 when turned]
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 170 lbs.
Weapons and Abilities:
Vampire-like Powers & Attributes
Telepathy
Feats:
None
Weaknesses:
Too Many
Jacob Black:
Age: 18-21
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 195 lbs.
Weapons and Abilities:
Wolf Form
Feats:
None
Weaknesses:
Too Many
Harry: All right the combatants are set its time to end this debate once and for all!
DAM: Its time for a DEATH BATTLE!
The fight opens up to Edward and Jacob standing in the middle of a valley. Jacob transforming into a wolf while Edward hunches over looking depressed.
FIGHT!
Jacob and Edward ran at each other, Jacob jumped into the air tackling Edward. Edward punched Jacob in the stomach before throwing the Jacob over his shoulders. Jacob blinding swiped at Edward slashing him deep across the chest. Edward grabbed his wound as blood poured out of his chest. Jacob charged Edward tackling him. As he went to bite him he stopped and stared into Edward's eyes seeing his fear. Jacob transformed back into his normal self, putting out his hands he picked up Edward. Edward looked up at Jacob before punching him in the face. Jacob looked back at Edward a tear falling down his cheek. Edward then grabbed Jacob and kissed him. Jacob and Edward continued to kiss as the camera zoomed out before the screen went completely dark.
Bromance!
DAM: Hey there ain't nothing wrong with being gay.
Harry: Indeed.
The Doctor: Sadly to those of our viewers out there who expected a real battle, this wasn't one of those fights. Always remember this. Sometimes in life even the greatest rivals can put aside their differences and become friends. And sometimes they will go even farther than a simple friendship.
DAM: I guess you can this battle really heated up in the end.
Harry: This fight is a draw.
The Doctor: Next Time on Death Battle!
Next Time on Death Battle:
A man in red and black spandex jumps around the screen screaming, "Deadpool! Bang! Babes! Mayhem!"
Masked Mercenary...
Versus...!
Masked Mercenary...
A tall man wearing a wicked suit of armor leaps off a platform and combat rolls towards The Dark Knight
Deadpool vs Deathstroke Remastered
Edward Cullen VS Jacob Black Epilogue
('Bromance' plays in the background)
Edward and Jacob sit on a blanket having a picnic.
The two are seen again this time cuddling each other in a forest, Bella crying not too far away in the distance as James comes running up behind her sinking his teeth into her neck.
The scene switches again, as Jacob in his wolf form kicks his right hind-leg while Edward rubs his belly.
A/N: In all seriousness there truly isn't anything wrong with being gay, and to be honest I am glad the way this worked out I had some laughs with my family while doing but being gay is not a joke. The point of this story was for it to be a joke battle. Myself and my fellow FanFiction writers have complete respect for all people no matter their race, sexuality, religion, or personal background. I just want to say I love you guys/my viewers for helping me get this far, I never though this story would become more popular than my Deadliest Warrior but I was wrong. Thank you very. Speaking of Deadliest Warrior the School year is over for me and Summer has just begun which means my Deadliest Warrior fanfic is coming back. With new hosts, better quality, and even more blood. The next few days will be dedicated to that story, so expect to see new chapters sometime next week.
This is Harbinger of NEVEC sighing off, saying don't forget to read, review, & favorite. And as always Live Long and Prosper.