Death Battle! Chapter 52: Adam Levine VS Justin Timberlake
Harry: Today we pit two of the greatest examples of music and sexiness in the United States during the early 2000s.
DAM: Adam Levine, the sugary animalistic merciless killer with moves like Mick Jagger.
The Doctor: And Justin Timberlake, one half of the bromance known as Jimmy Timberlake.
Harry: He's The Doctor, that over there is DAM and I'm Harry.
DAM: And its our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a, Death Battle!
Harry: Born on March 10th, 1979. The man known as Adam Levine was brought into the world.
DAM: Oh is my mother excited for this. Adam Levine is one piece of attractive white meat.
The Doctor: Beginning his singing career in 1995 with his five friends, founding a singing group called Kara's Flowers.
Harry: Despite most believing he is only an advanced singer and dancer. Levine is much more than that, he's a skilled boxer, an expert tracker, stalker and murderer.
DAM: He also possess a nigh-indestructible body, tanking blows such as being run over by cars and falling from 50 foot buildings.
The Doctor: Adam is also credited to have moves like Mick Jagger, can track a women's scent from miles away, and flipped a two ton car when it crashed into him.
Harry: He enjoys taking showers in the blood and guts of his victims and was shown to have stalked and killed, then bathed in the blood of at least 6 women.
DAM: As for his weaknesses, being a popular celebrity and singer he's a host of flaws. First off Kara's Flowers is his Kryptonite, he cannot heal from emotional injuries and still feels pain.
The Doctor: His mental stability is questionable, he's allergic to shirts and pants in some instances and can be bested in a fistfight by far superior opponents.
Harry: Still this guy is far more deadly than I thought, it'll take one tough bastard to bring him down.
A crazy looking Adam Levine is seen inside a butchery freezer, half-naked and wrapping his arms around a hanging piece of beef before swinging back & forth
Adam Levine:
Age: 36
Height: 6' | 1.83 meters
Weight: 171 lbs. | 77 kg
Abilities:
Boxing
Nigh-Indestructible Body
Advanced Singer & Dancer
Expert Tracker, Stalker & Murdered
Feats:
Possesses a beautiful singing voice
Has moves on par with Mick Jagger
Can track a women's scent from miles away
Apparently is a skilled boxer
Survived a fall from a 50 foot building onto the top of a car without showing injury
Flipped a 2 ton car when it crashed into him
Enjoys taking showers in the blood and guts of his victims.
Stalked and killed, then bathed in the blood of at least 6 women
Weaknesses:
Kara's Flowers is his Kryptonite
Cannot heal from emotional injuries
Still feels pain
Mental stability is questionable
Allergic to shirts and pants in most cases
Can be bested in a fistfight by far superior opponents
Harry: The date was January 31st, 1981. Justin Timberlake was born, beginning his iconic singing and acting career on the famed television series known by most as "The All-New Mickey Mouse Club".
DAM: But, that's all we care about that. By the 2000's Justin Timberlake took on his nickname, JT. JT possesses an advanced singer voice and is a great dancer. He's also a basic hand-to-hand combatant.
The Doctor: Little Timmy has some experience with firearms and is an expert manipulator and con artist.
Harry: Justin effortlessly rocks a suit and tie better Barney Stinson, who is known for his own attractiveness suits.
DAM: He even "Killed" Yogi Bear. So to speak.
The Doctor: This guy revitalized the sexy era bringing it back forever, attained some spy training in his early life, and is a skilled marksman.
Harry: Timberlake outsmarted and "defeated" Ben Affleck and drives forty and fifty year old women crazy.
DAM: With regards to his weaknesses his no stranger to faults. Not even he could save In Time, he pawned a few horrendous movies and like most singers he should stick to singing not acting.
The Doctor: He's also inexperienced in killing and is horrible hand-to-hand combatant. Also his singing career has, for the most part, hit an all-time low.
Harry: All forty and fifty year old moms around the world have waited a long time for this battle. Hopefully some of them a reading this now. Hello ladies.
"I've never slept less and dealt with more poop, and been so excited."
Justin Timberlake:
Age: 34
Height: 6'1" | 1.85 meters
Weight: 167 lbs. | 76 kg
Abilities:
Basic Hand-to-Hand Combatant
Advanced Singer & Dancer
Expert Manipulator & Con Artist
Some Experience w/. Firearms
Feats:
Possesses a beautiful singing voice
Rocks a suit and tie better Barney Stinson
"Killed" Yogi Bear
Revitalized the sexy era bringing it back forever
Attained some spy training in his early life
Skilled marksman
Outsmarted and "defeated" Ben Affleck
Effortlessly makes forty and fifty year old women go CRAZY
Weaknesses:
Not even he could save In Time
Spawned a few horrendous movies
Like most singers he should stick to singing not acting
Rather inexperienced in killing
Horrible hand-to-hand combatant
Singing career has, for the most part, hit an all-time low
Harry: All right the combatants are set, time to end this debate once and for all.
DAM: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!
The battle opens up to Justin Timberlake clad in suit n' tie as he ran on top of a rooftop, going all out with the parkour. Flipping over various obstacles, jumping over the edge and landing on a trash can. A man wearing a hoody looking back at him and beginning to run away. JT eventually tackled the mysterious man and ripped the hoody from off the top of his head, shouting in his most Batman-like voice.
"Where is he Brandon?!"
Brandon looked up in fear as a fist slammed into his sternum knocking air from his lungs, JT kneeing him in the stomach and placing his arms around Brandon's neck,
"Tell me Yates! Tell me where I can find Levine."
Brandon managed to push JT away from him and began to speak, "Adam escaped Arkham Asylum a few days ago, I heard he's hiding in the warehouse."
JT placed a hand on Brandon's shoulder, looking to his and telling him, "Thanks." As Brandon sighed in relief JT knocked his head against the wall behind him, leaving him unconscious in the middle of the ally. JT ran off towards the warehouse Yates was referring to and began to search for his target. Adam Levine is seen standing in the center of a room, in front of a tied up woman. Laughing manically and dancing strangely. The woman screamed in fear and panicked trying to break free from her chains. Adam approaching her with a scalpel in hand.
"Hush, hush, hush, shush. Sshhhh. You're okay. Yeah, there there no need to fear sweetheart."
The woman spat in Adam's face, "Let me go! Somebody Please! Help Me! HELP! Hel–"
Adam placed his hand over the woman's mouth silencing her calls for help, "That wasn't very nice. I really wished it didn't have to come to this. We had such a special moment you and I, a few days ago. I saw you on the subway, talking with your friend Jesse I believe that was her name."
He was cut off in the middle of his speech, "Jesse? How do you know her real name?! What did you do to her?!"
Levine placed the scalpel on her neck and said, "The same thing I'm going to do to you!" Before he could do anything JT came crashing through the windows landing on the ground behind Adam.
"Let the girl go Levine!" JT ordered while prepping to attack.
Adam Levine laughed at his challenger and slowly dragged the scalpel across his prisoner's neck her screams turning into coughs as blood poured from her neck and down neck her chest, the last few seconds of her life spent coughing up blood and shedding a single tear.
JT gasped and looked at Adam in shock, Levine tossing the scalpel at his opponent. JT stepping to the side dodging it, as he turned back to face Adam he was met with a punch across the jaw. Sending him fumbling backwards.
"You ruined my night, had so much more to do, never meant to kill her so soon. She was so special to me, she was the one." Adam stated.
"That was a mistake." JT boasted while entering a fighting stance
Levine questioning his opponent, "Why? Because you were trying to be the hero. Word of advise JT. There are no heroes in my house, here there is only death."
"If that's what it takes to stop you than so be it." JT taunted.
JT and Adam Levine glaring intensely at each other as the camera panned around the both before zooming out.
FIGHT!
Adam reached behind him and tore the woman's corpse from the chains and threw her at JT. Justin not expecting this getting knocked of his feet. As he pushed her off of his chest, Adam charged ramming his knee into his groin. JT screaming in pain, blindly punching Adam across the jaw. Adam was left in a daze as JT raised a leg and kicked him in the forehead knocking him onto the ground. Both men rushed to their feet and dashed each other. JT tackling his foe, Adam smacking his back on a table behind him. Adam wrapped his arms around JT and flipped him over his shoulders, JT landing face first on the floor. JT stood up and struggled to maintain balance as Adam flipped the table on top of him. Adam was surprised to see JT still standing holding the table in both hands, he ran towards him jumping into the air and kicking the table in half, sending splinters of wood into JT's chest throwing JT across the room.
"How'd that feel pretty boy?" Adam taunted.
JT grabbed a crowbar and stood up on one knee, "It felt good. How bout this?" JT replied pummeling Adam with strong strikes from the crowbar. Before ramming the hook-end into Adam's stomach. Adam shrieked in pain as JT picked him off the ground and swung him around. Blood dripping from his mouth and stomach. JT brutally ripped the crowbar from Adam's stomach treading intestines on the ground. Adam's screams turning into psychotic laughter. JT backhanded him with the crowbar, Adam catching it in his hand and headbutting him. Sending JT wobbling backwards, Adam continued his attack reaching in his pocket and removing a gas canister. Levine wrapped his hands around JT's neck pushing him back into a locker, JT left defenseless as Adam placed the canister inside his mouth. JT fumbled backwards, he'd been drugged.
The screen goes black and opens again, to Adam prepping another scalpel as JT is seen tied up by chains. Adam Levine approached his foe placing the blade in front of his eye, all he could was simply cut the top of his eyelid when Brandon Yates kicked down a door into his "home" armed with a chainsaw. Adam turning towards him as he charged, Levine sighed as he grabbed a chair behind him and sat in it. As Brandon neared him Adam leaned backwards placing both feet on Brandon's chest. Propelling him through the air crashing into a pile of boxes that immediately fell on top of him. Adam turned toward his attention to the source of rattling chains, JT swinging a pair of chains across Levine's face. JT spun them around his head before throwing it at his opponent like a bolas, wrapping around his neck nearly breaking it in the process.
"You're right Levine. There is only death in this place. I'm going to introduce you two." Justin boasted, while reaching in his pocket taking out a Glock 19
Adam glared at JT taunting him again, "Go on! What're you waiting for?!"
JT slowly squeezed the trigger placing three bullets into Adam's chest. Adam collapsing to the floor, rolling around in pain. He looked up as JT aimed his pistol at his head, his hand shaking like crazy.
"You can do it? Can't you?" Adam shouted as he spat blood into JT's face.
JT lowering his gun, "I can, but I won't. I won't steep into your shoes. I'm no killer, I'm just singer, as are you."
Adam began to laugh uncontrollably, "What's so funny?"
JT kept repeating the same question,
"What is it that's funny? Tell me!"
Adam grabbed a rustic and bloody hook, "Just a joke an old friend of mine told." Levine stabbing JT in the hip with the hook ripping out a large chunk of flesh. "Would you like to here it?" Adam then kneed JT in the face and wrapped his arms around his throat.
Justin struggled to break free from his opponents grasp. "Now don't judge me I don't remember most of it. Here's the punchline." tightening his grip around JT's neck, "WHY SO SERIOUS?!" A load crack heard echoing through the entirety of the abandoned warehouse. Adam releasing his grip, watching as JT collapsed to the floor his eyes blood shot red, his mouth dripping saliva, fading away succumbing to his significant injuries.
A few hours pass and Adam Levine sits at a rotting wooden table Timberlake's head mounted on a platform in front of him. Levine reaching out for the head and twisting off the top of it like a bottle cap. Revealing brain matter, some vegetables and sausages that were actually JT's fingers. Adam picked up his trophy and poured it on his head. Justin Timberlake's blood and guts covering Adam's body as he looked toward the screen and smiled, thinking to himself. "Why she wouldn't even hurt a fly..."
K.O.!
DAM: JT?! Noooooooooooooo!
Harry: Adam Levine and JT were even with regards to singing voices and attractive looks. However, this wasn't a beauty contest. This was a battle to the death, and Adam all the skills and abilities that were necessary for victory. While JT has killed a few people its been shown that his discourages against doing so only using his skills to kill when he has no other means of solution. Adam on the other hand is far more willing to take a life. He's displayed this by staking and killing women, just for the thrill of it and he regularly bathes in the blood and guts of those women he's murdered.
The Doctor: The average human female has approximately 10 pounds of blood flowing throughout her body. In order for him to take showers in their blood and guts, Adam Levine would have needed to kill at least six women. While JT has a hard time hitting and kidnapping just one. As far as feats and weaknesses go. They were evenly matched for the most part. JT's spy training and marksmanship could keep Adam at a distance. Sadly for him he can move smoother and sexier than Mick Jagger. Perfectly countering JT's greatest advantage. When the fight got closer Adam had the durability and skills needed to win. JT did kill Yogi Bear having said that he had some assistance in this feat. While Adam Levine has killed six women and six men. We can assume that when the time comes Adam will regularly kill the six women and bathe in their blood. To put this into perspective as of now, Levine would have killed over 2,000 women. Overall Adam was more experienced in killing, had greater fighting skills and was physically stronger than JT. Throw in his nigh-indestructible body and healing factor, and (*BOOM!*) JT was ultimately forced to lose the battle.
DAM: Sorry moms around the world. The sexy JT has just been made into vegetable stew. Literally!
Harry: The winner of this battle is Adam Levine.
The Doctor: Next Time on Death Battle!
Next Time on Death Battle:
Over 100,000 years ago...
In the time before time...
Six canisters dropped from the skies into the vast seas...
From that moment six warriors were born...
Six elements...
Six friends...
And then a seventh came along...
The five men...
One woman...
And one child of Toa Mata/Toa Nuva...
Enter the arena in an epic free-for-all...
To find out who would win the long awaited battle...
A Bionicle Battle Royale...!
A/N: It's impossible to tell you guys how excited I am for the next matchup. A fight I myself am proudly invested in. Something I've work on for a long time now. Long before I ever started working on my deadliest warrior story. I'd planned on doing a single fanfiction dedicated to answering the question of who would win in a Bionicle Battle Royale. However, being inexperienced in writing and fanfiction. I waited and waited until one day I cam across a show called Death Battle. I watched it a few times and then became obsessed with it. Just like what happened to me and Deadliest Warrior. A few years later, after successfully working on Deadliest Warrior I started a Death Battle fanfic. Didn't think it would ever be that great and successful. Another past and I'm now ready to finally answer the question that has been burning a hole inside the hearts and minds of Bionicle fans for the past 14 years. Tune in next time on death battle. Perhaps in two or three weeks when the fight is released. This is Harbingers of NEVEC sighing and saying don't forget to read, review and favorite. And as always Live Long and Prosper.
Side note. Brandon Yates appeared in this fight to give me time to broadcast and discuss his work. He's the one behind the music in Goku VS Superman 2, Wolverine VS Raiden and another future death battle that I'm not spoiling. If you want to support him let ScrewAttack and Death Battle know how much you enjoy his music. This may also give him more chances in the future to preform the music for future battles.