Death Battle! Chapter 52: Deadshot VS Bullseye
Harry: Marvel and DC's fearsome hired guns enter the arena, to answer the question of who is the deadlier marksman.
DAM: Deadshot, the world's greatest assassin.
The Doctor: And Bullseye, arch-nemesis of Daredevil.
Harry: He's The Doctor, that over there is DAM and I'm Harry.
DAM: And its our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a, Death Battle!
Harry: Floyd Lawton grew up as a member of the trivial rich. His father George Lawton worked as a real estate agent and his mother belonged to family. It wasn't your ordinary happy fun time life as his father abused and cheated on his mother, and his brother Eddie was constantly mistreated.
DAM: Things to a darker turn when their mother asked them to killer their own father. Floyd tried warning his father only to be locked up in a boathouse by his brother, he did manage to escape and grabbed his hunting rifle.
The Doctor: Floyd discovered that his brother had already shot his father, paralyzing him. While trying to disarm his brother before he could finish him off. His planned backfired on him, as the branch he was sitting on snapped, accidentally shooting his brother between the eyes.
Harry: Some time after that, Lawton sought the training of the professional assassin, David Cain. Who instructed Floyd and taught him his marksmanship abilities. Doing so he dawned a domino mask, top hat and a tuxedo, becoming the feared assassin Deadshot.
DAM: Originally Deadshot worked as a crime fighter for Commissioner Gordon while Bats and Boy Wonder were out on vacation. Over time however, it was discovered by Batman that he was secretly involved with the criminals of Gotham City.
The Doctor: Deadshot attempted to kill Batman before he could ruin his work and expose his true identity. But, when he tried to Batman wrecked his shit and he was arrested. Only to breakout of the prison years later and begin a new assassin career.
Harry: As an assassin and hired gun, Deadshot uses a mass amount of killing machines to pull off his missions. He has grappling hook to scale entire buildings in mere seconds, a custom-made high powered sniper rifle, dual wrist-mounted guns and various firearms. Pistols, assault rifles, submachine guns, sniper rifles, and missile launchers.
DAM: He his armored costume is made out of hardened Kevlar Vest with extremely durable metallic plates. His eyepatch houses a telescopic infrared sight. The gauntlets are also extremely tough and with this suit he carries pouches, clips and belts of ammunition.
The Doctor: Deadshot is an expert marksman, adversed hand-to-hand combatant, is proficient in all kinds of weapons and is bilingual.
Harry: Being the world's greatest assassins, Deadshot is said to "never" miss, proving this many times. Like when he headshot two soldiers as he jumped out of an airplane. Shooting a Speedster, taking down a house full of armed guards and blasting a hole through a jet with his wrist guns.
DAM: He's survived an exploding car, one-shot Deathstroke, matched Green Arrow in a dart throwing contest and killed a metahuman that was immune to bullets using BULLETS from his wrist guns. How can that happen?
The Doctor: His skills and weapons are impressive, but Deadshot is no stranger to weaknesses. Most interestingly he is a smoker and lactose intolerant, so no ice cream for him when he gets shot in the buttocks.
Harry: His armor is far from indestructible, and he's slightly unhinged in the brain. Worst of all, he's nihilistic of his own life. If he's about to die he want do anything to stop it, he'll just embrace it and this is what often contributes to his defeats at the hands of Batman and other superheroes.
DAM: I refuse to believe those weaknesses have any affect on this dude. I mean come on, Deadshot is the world's greatest assassin! You cannot complete with that. Even if he is a unhinged a little and doesn't care at all if he dies... Hmmm, perhaps he might not win this fight.
The Joker walks down a hallway aiming his pistol at Deadshot, "You! New guy! I don't like people touching my stuff!"
Deadshot steps forward, placing his forehead to the barrel, "Go ahead! You're out of bullets!"
"I am not!" Joker replied.
"You are! You're going to pull the trigger, and when nothing happens, I'm going to punch you in the throat and bash your brains out!"
"Hold on, stop counting for a second! I know there are bullets..." firing the gun into the air, "See?!"
Deadshot punches the Joker across the jaw sending him crashing backwards and grabbing Harley, the two tumbling down a laundry chute.
Captain Boomerang boasting, "Mate... you just out-crazied The Joker!"
Deadshot:
Name: Floyd Lawton
Age: 39
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 202 lbs.
Weapons and Abilities:
Grappling Hook
Custom-made High Powered Sniper Rifle
Wrist-mounted Guns
Various Firearms
–Pistols, Assault Rifles, Submachine Guns, Sniper Rifles, and Missile Launchers
Deadshot Suit:
–Hardened Kevlar Vest with extremely durable metallic plates
–Telescopic Infrared Sight housed in mask
–Gauntlets
Expert Marksman
Hand-to-Hand Combatant
Weapons Proficiency
Bilingualism
Feats:
The world's deadliest marksman and assassin
"Never" misses
–Headshot two soldiers as he jumped out of an airplane
One-shot Deathstroke and Catman
Blasted a hole through an airplane with his wrist guns
Survived an exploding car
Fought his way through a house full of armed guards
Matched Green Arrow at a dart throwing contest
Killed a metahuman immune to bullets, with wrist guns
Weaknesses:
Psychosis
Smoker
Lactose intolerant
Armor is far from indestructible
Nihilistic of his own life
Harry: A mercenary of mystery, not much is known about the man born Lester. What we do know is he was once a special operative for the United States National Security Agency. Sadly he was captured and interrogated in a secure U.S. prison, during this time in prison it was revealed that somebody had daddy issues.
DAM: But, nobody comes here for sad story lines. Don't worry "Lester" eventually escaped his imprisonment setting fire to the building that once held him. Presumably killing his own father doing so. Soon afterwards he began a new career in assassinations and killing.
The Doctor: With his rapid increasing skills and accuracy, he changed his name to Bullseye. Because at a young child he drew a bullseye on his forehead, also when he was a child he began a baseball career that ended whenever he threw the ball at the batter, immediately killing him.
Harry: If using a baseball to kill a person ins't enough for you. You'll be glad to hear about this guys insane arsenal. He has scores of throwing knives, playing cards and shurikens on his person at all times. Bullseye's the only person I know who can kill a person with a thrown paper poker card.
DAM: While he's known for his blades and cards, Bullseye is no stranger to using firearms. Being a skilled marksman and possessing uncanny weapons proficiency he's adept in all sorts of firearms. Handguns, submachine guns, assault rifles, sniper rifles, you name it he can use it.
The Doctor: Bullseye has also upgraded his bones to Adamantium, much like Wolverine this makes his body extremely durable and strong, rendering him practically indestructible. Combing this with his olympic physical conditioning, he has accomplished some amazing things.
Harry: He is strong enough to lift three-hundred-fifty pounds with little effort, and has insane reflexes and perception. Using both to complete his missions in killing his marked targets and racking in the cash.
DAM: His skills and feats aren't limited only to his accuracy. In fact he is incredibly skilled in martial arts, Holding his ground against Daredevil and Elektra, to the point that he later killed Elektra and he's taken down a group of thugs while trapped under a car. He constantly fights and harms superhumans with only throwing knives and playing cards. Including Daredevil, Elektra, Moon Knight and even Deadpool.
The Doctor: Bullseye has dodged Cyclops' optic blasts, knocked Daredevil off a bridge with a paper airplane, destroyed a car with a hup cap. And killed a woman with a toothpick one-hundred yards away! What the fuck?! How is that even possible?!
Harry: The answer is simple. Because that is physically impossible for any ordinary human to due. But, again Bullseye is not your ordinary human, remember he has an Adamantium skeleton which as we all know is virtually indestructible. Adding to this already impressive feat list, I bet you guys didn't know that his punches can break the sound barrier.
DAM: Despite all his feats and skills, Bullseye has never accomplished his goals in killing Daredevil and his costume is not protective at all, focusing more on his peak human agility, reflexes and inhuman accuracy.
The Doctor: He also has a finite amount of throwing knives and playing cards, and he can be defeated by far superior foes in hand-to-hand combatant.
Harry: Lester appears to act out in distress and fear, for example on time he only carried around a pair of Elektra's sais, just to simply spite Daredevil. This is dangerous because it demonstrates his brashness and hotheadedness.
DAM: However, his skills alone make up for his weaknesses. He can be a bit of a dick, but hey sometimes the best villains are.
Bullseye throws a playing card at Elektra, slicing open her throat, taking down the femme fatale and preparing to finish her off with her own sai, taunting her by saying, "And for my next trick - -" plunging the blade into her stomach lifting her high into the air, leaving the corpse to be found by his arch-rival, Daredevil
Bullseye:
Name: Lester
Height: 6'
Weight: 200 lbs.
Weapons and Abilities:
Throwing Knives
Playing Cards
Shurikens
Various Firearms
–Pistols, Machine Guns, Sniper Rifles, & Assault Rifles
Adamantium-laced Bones
Olympic Physical Conditioning
Skilled Acrobat
Weapons Proficiency
Master Martial Artist
Expert Marksman & Assassin
Feats:
Held his ground against Daredevil & Elektra
Killed a woman with a toothpick, one-hundred yards away
Dodged Cyclops' optic blasts
Fought and Killed Elektra with a playing card and her own sai
Constantly fights and harms superhumans with only throwing knives and survives. Including Daredevil, Elektra, Moon Knight and Deadpool
Knocked Daredevil off a bridge with a paper airplane
Destroyed a car with a hub cap
Adamantium skeleton makes him virtually indestructible
Punches can break the sound barrier
Weaknesses:
Never accomplished his goals in killing Daredevil
Armor isn't the strongest
Finite amount of knives and cards
Can be defeated by far superior foes in hand-to-hand combat
Acts out in distress & hurt
–Carried one of Elektra's sais just to spite Daredevil
Harry: Deadshot, the killer hired gun and Bullseye, the dreaded marksman are set its time to end this debate once and for all.
DAM: Its time for a DEATH BATTLE!
Deadshot is seen hiding behind cover on a rooftop, setting up his sniper rifle, a voiceover a smartphone, detailing his primed target, "Your skills have impressed me assassin. You're to execute this man - shows an image of Daredevil - he's cost me a lot of trouble. Take him down and the record will be worth five-point-five million credits." Deadshot nods his head in agreement, turning off his phone and placing it in his chest pocket. Quickly peering through the scope of his sniper rifle, spotting a man clad in a red spandex suit, as he fought a group of thugs on a bridge. He set up his shot on Daredevil's forehead lowering it and aiming to the right of his heart, Deadshot exhaled pulling the trigger the bullet traveling through the air in slow motion. Daredevil knocking out one final crook with his eskrima sticks as the bullet pierced his suit, passing through his body and exploding out the back, blood spraying into the air. Daredevil wobbled back and forth, before tumbling over the bridges edge crashing into the water below.
"You've just been quick scoped noob." Deadshot muttered.
As he walked off the rooftops a knife came flying past his head, glancing off his mask. Deadshot whipped his head around and fired three rounds in the opposite direction of the thrown knife. Bullseye calmly walking out of the shadows shuffling his cards.
"You stole my kill sniper! Prepare to embrace that same fate, for I'm going to take that reward." Bullseye stated.
Deadshot lowered his sniper rifle and raised his right hand, aiming his wrist-mounted gun at his challenger, "A friend of mine once told me, 'that it sucks to suck' stand aside Poker face, I'm not in the mood."
The camera panned around both combatants before zooming out.
FIGHT!
Bullseye takes aim with an assault rifle as Deadshot took out two submachine guns, both assassin's opening fire on each other. The bullets hitting in mid flight, Deadshot and Bullseye running out of ammo at the same time. Bullseye threw his assault rifle to the ground and ran for cover. Deadshot reloading his SMGs, calmly surveying his surroundings. Bullseye concealed in the darkness, taking out two throwing knives. Bullseye leans out of cover tossing the knives at Deadshot the blades only scratching Deadshot's forehead. Deadshot growled in frustration firing his SMGs as Bullseye charged him. Bullseye dodging the bullets with his acrobatics, kicking Deadshot in the chest knocking him backwards, making him drop his submachine guns. Deadshot counters with a right hook, Bullseye blocking it and catching in the forehead with his palm. Deadshot leveled his hand firing his wrist gun hitting Bullseye in the stomach blood splashing over his costume, Bullseye struck back taking out a knife and stabbing Deadshot in the shoulder. Deadshot screamed in pain as he kneed Bullseye in the stomach, Bullseye tumbled over a small wall and landed behind some cover. Deadshot taking out his high-powered sniper rifle, peering through the scope searching for his target, "Where did you go?"
Bullseye appeared behind Deadshot, a handful of shurikens ready to throw whispering, "Right behind you."
Deadshot sensed his opponent and spun around firing his sniper rifle, Bullseye knocking the bullet out of the way with a thrown shuriken, the helicopter blades spiraling towards Deadshot's face. Deadshot, was forced to roll out of the way blindly firing his sniper rifle, Bullseye pushed the sniper rifle to the side with his hands and dropkicked Deadshot. Bullseye now armed with Deadshot's one weapon, decides he should simply throw it over the edge, and that's exactly what he did. Deadshot firing both of this wrist-guns as Bullseye rapidly threw knives at his opponent, the knives shout of the air by Deadshot, the hired gun thinking this guy is good, have to finish him off now. Bullseye reached into a pouch for more knives, only to find that it was empty, Deadshot smirked as he shot Bullseye in the shoulder sending him sprawling back in pain. Deadshot reaching for a rocket launcher hidden within a large box, Bullseye peered over his cover and his gasped, Deadshot slowly pulling the trigger, muttering, "Boom!"
The rocket propelled grenade flew towards Bullseye, the assassin jumping off the top of the building, a large explosion following behind him. Bullseye landed feet first on a smaller building top, flipping around the ground, his back crashing into a lighting pole. Deadshot walked through the smoke and removed a grappling hook from his harness, leaping into the air and landing safely in front of the downed Bullseye.
"Out of tricks?" Deadshot questioned as he prepared to execute Bullseye, the Marvel mercenary rubbing his head next to the edge of the building. Deadshot raising his wrist-guns boasting, "Didn't think so." Deadshot fired his guns as Bullseye backflipped off the building
Bullseye leaps from the building, crashing on top of a car shattering the clash windows. Deadshot tossing his machine gun aside and pursuing his foe, shouting, "Damn it! I never miss!" Deadshot aimed his wrist guns lining up a shot on Bullseye's skull, only to take a toothpick to the eye. He reared back in pain screaming, as he rolled over the edge. Deadshot landing in front of Bullseye, the two assassin's attacking each other at the same time. Bullseye's playing cards soaring past Deadshot's bullets in mid flight. Deadshot taking a playing card to the throat, heart and forehead, while Bullseye was left relatively unscathed, mortally injured by a gunshot wound in his abdomen. Bullseye walking away in the opposite direction as Deadshot bled out muttering under his breath, "Boom! Headshot!"
K.O.!
DAM: Holy shit! I call for more DC vs. Marvel fights that was awesome!
Harry: This was an extremely close debate, both Deadshot and Bullseye have accomplished impressive and near-impossible feats. And while Deadshot did hold the advantage in combat experience, training and weaponry. Bullseye's skills and abilities far outmatched Deadshot's. To compare the two assassin's we looked at four major categories: accuracy, fighting prowess, strength including durability and speed which also reflects their reflexes. First off is accuracy, both claim that they never miss and this is hard to debunk as they're incredibly accurate and skilled the only people capable of dodging their attacks being Batman and Daredevil respectively. Deadshot killed two soldiers with head shots in a single shot while jumping out of an airplane he's also taken down a house full of armed guards. While Bullseye killed a woman with a toothpick one hundred yards away and easily took down group of thugs/goons while stuck under a car. So it was clear Bullseye had the accuracy advantage by a slight margin. Next is fighting prowess. Deadshot has fought against Batman, Catman and Deathstroke beating Catman and Deathstroke but losing to Batman, as expected. Bullseye on the other hand has held his ground against a the duo of Daredevil and Elektra, killing Elektra and injuring Daredevil. Because Deathstroke and Catman are just as skilled as Daredevil and Elektra the two were even in fighting skills and prowess.
The Doctor: When looking at strength and durability we're factoring in the physical body and weapons of the two combatants. Deadshot was easy a match for Deathstroke who is strong enough to bench press 1 ton, while he has never shown this strength on his own it is implied that Deathstroke was caught off-guard by Deadshot's shear willpower and raw strength. Bullseye, however has an adamantium skeleton which increases his body mass and physical strength, so he could theoretically lift up to two tons. But because this is all speculation we are forced to call this category of physical strength even. In durability Bullseye again has the Adamantium body which is strong enough to withstand punches from the incredible Hulk and survive nuclear explosions, again Bullseye hasn't done this but someone similarly has, that would be Wolverine with his own skeleton. Deadshot has only survived an exploding car and being thrown out of an airplane. For durability is was clear Bullseye's skeleton was stronger. We're nearing the last two categories, looking at their speed and reflexes Deadshot has the edge here, Bullseye has shown his agility and acrobatic skills dodging Cyclops' optic blasts and keeping up with Gambit, while Deadshot took down a speedster and later killed her without looking, to add to this he's dodged speeding cars and evaded pointblank and long range bullet fire with ease. Finally is weaponry. Deadshot has the slight advantage here as well. Bullseye is known to use some firearms but is rarely seen using them, relying mostly on his throwing knives, playing cards, shurikens and basically any object he can find. Deadshot has his iconic wrist-mounted guns which surprisingly never have to be reloaded, a sniper rifle, a couple of pistols, your standard assault rifle, a secondary sniper rifle and a rocket launcher in some instances. The kind of weapons that have made throwing knives, daggers and swords obsolete. Overall Bullseye's adamantium skeleton, superior accuracy with your standard household items and martial artist mastery completely blew away Deadshot's advanced weaponry, armor and marksmanship.
DAM: Deadshot couldn't hit the bullseye during this shooting contest against Lester.
Harry: The winner is Bullseye.
A/N: Sadly I hit a brick in the Bionicle Battle Royale. Thank fully Zivon has asked if he could help me the answer was yes. So the next fight will be my first "crossover author" chapter. After the battle royal will be a commemoration matchup for Star Wars The Force Awakens. Darth Nihilus VS Alucard. This is HarbingersOfNEVEC sighing off saying don't forget to read, review and favorite. And as always Live Long and Prosper.