Death Battle! Chapter 53: Chunky Kong VS Vector the Crocodile
Harry: Mario and Sonic, Nintendo and SEGA, two video game franchises with a rivalry unlike any other. Today we pit two of the often forgotten and overlooked heroes on both sides against each other.
Ender Defender: Chunky Kong, the gentle giant of the Kongs.
The Doctor: And Vector the Crocodile, head honcho of the Chaotix.
Harry: He's The Doctor, the new guy is Ender Defender and I'm Harry.
Ender Defender: And its our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.
Harry: Donkey Kong Island is home to famed gorilla Donkey Kong and his extended family. The story of Donkey Kong island begins when a pet gorilla, named Donkey Kong, faced his abusive owner on top a construction site.
Ender Defender: It didn't end well for him, so Donkey Kong ran away from his former owner and took shelter on an island with his son, who was also named Donkey Kong. Junior will later have a child destined to lead the island and his name was Donkey Kong.
The Doctor: Donkey Kong was the king of Kong Island and lived with his family, enjoying years of piece and quite, that is until King K. Rool set out to destroy Kong Island. With the increasing threat of death and destruction the Kong Family came together to fend off their attackers, amongst these Kongs was the cousin of Tiny and Dixie Kong, and older brother of Kiddy Kong. His name was Chunky Kong.
Harry: Chunky Kong is sweet and gentle, and is physically the strongest and largest of the Kongs. Being approximately twice the size of Donkey Kong, he stands at around eight-feet-eight-inches tall and weighs just under 2,000 pounds.
Ender Defender: Being apart of the Kong family, Chunky Kong is known for his strength. Having said that, Donkey Kong has been around longer and had the time to improve his skills. So when we say he's stronger than DK, we mean he's stronger than Donkey Kong 64. The more modern version of Donkey Kong possesses small moon to island-level strength.
The Doctor: Chunky Kong keeps his load-out light, by carrying around a small arsenal of killing machines. He wields the triangle trample, which he can use as a projectile and solve various puzzles. His coolest weapon would have to be the pineapple launcher, this "gun" is Chunky's personal tool of warfare. Designed by Funky Kong, its very unclear how it works let alone how you fire it.
Harry: The Pineapple Launcher is a single-handed bazooka, which fires pineapples, obviously. It can be used up-close and personal or snipe enemies from afar. It has a near unlimited amount of ammunition and can fire enemy-seeking ammo.
Ender Defender: His weapons don't end with the almighty golden triangle and pineapple launching log. Chunky Kong possesses immense strength, and uses six learnt moves to take down his enemies. He can break down large doors with the primate punch, crush his enemies with three versions of the simian slam.
The Doctor: These variants of the simian slam, begin with the standard simian slam which can destroy objects and stun or even kill regular enemies. When preforming the super simian slam, Chunky Kong can produce a small shockwave that deals greater damage than the standard simian slam. But, if he wants more lethal results he'll use the super duper simian slam, which is just super simian slam, but with more kick to it. Hell this super duper simian slam doesn't only generate a larger shockwave it also sends an explosion of energy and "fire" into the air resulting in a 12 foot radius of pain and death.
Harry: He can even turn invisible with gorilla gone and Kong Pads. The obvious powers of invisibility are obvious, with it he becomes invisible to the human eye, increasing his stealth and making it easier to sneak past enemies, an interesting trait of gorilla gone is the ability to spot other invisible enemies and objects.
Ender Defender: His deadliest ability is his hunky chunky power up. By collecting crystal coconuts, Chunky Kong's size and strength are doubled. Capable of lifting larger objects and boulders than before, and climb up thick palm trees. While in this form he becomes virtually unstoppable, but there is a downside to all this power. He can only maintain it for only a few minutes, and without a large supply of crystal coconuts it can't even last for a single minute.
The Doctor: Appearing in four games, and only being playable and unlockable in one of them. Chunky Kong's feats are hard to come by. However what we do know is, again, he's the strongest of the Kongs, can lift massive boulders that DK couldn't pick up.
Harry: The triangle trample can also defeat and kill any kind of enemy in one shot, making it his deadliest weapon, and with crystal coconuts and his hunky chunky form. Chunky Kong becomes virtually unstoppable it's safe to say, that when in this form he grows to a height of twelve feet and weighs around 3,000 pounds, thats 1.36 metric tons or 1.5 tons if you're using the American measurements.
Ender Defender: Despite his immense size, strength and weight Chunky Kong can be beaten in strength, is a pacifist who will avoid a fight if he can. His hunky chunky form can only last a few minutes when he only has a small supply of crystal coconuts and finally he's a coward who is easily scared and struggles to engage in battles that he doesn't want to participate in, also he's afraid of heights.
The Doctor: He may be a big coward and an even bigger pacifist. However, if you piss him off, or mess with anyone who can't defend for themselves, don't bother running you're already dead.
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Chunky Kong:
Height: 8'8" (approximate theorized height)
Weight: 1,600 lbs. (approximate theorized weight)
Weapons and Abilities:
Immense Strength
Triangle Trample
Pineapple Launcher
Simian Slam
Super Simian Slam
Super Duper Simian Slam
Primate Punch
Gorilla Gone
Hunky Chunky
Feats:
Sweet and gentle
Defeated Dogadon
Physically the strongest and largest of the Kongs
Can lift massive boulders Donkey Kong himself couldn't lift
Can knock down a large door with a single punch
Triangle Trample can defeat almost any enemy in one shot
Hunky Chunky renders him virtually unstoppable
Weaknesses:
Cowardly
Fear of heights
Can be beaten in strength
Hunky Chunky can only last a few minutes without constant supply of Crystal Coconuts
Pacifist
Will avoid a fight if he can
Harry: SEGA a company that is literally hanging on a thread. Over the years it has been rivaling with Nintendo in the video game industry. Every other year or so we are greeted to another brand new Sonic character, instead of focusing on the entirety of the Sonic franchise.
Ender Defender: Of these introduced characters, one stands out the most, his name is Vector the Crocodile. Originally planned to appear as a member of the Sonic the Hedgehog band, fans and critics alike were pleased to hear the cancellation of another would be failed game.
The Doctor: We all thought this would be the last time we thought we'd get to see Vector. Things changed dramatically in 1995, when a mysterious island floated into the skies where Dr. Eggman planned to steal the Master Emerald. Knuckles was called to defend the emerald but failed, all seemed lost until four heroes rose up to the challenge.
Harry: Among these heroes was Mighty the Armadillo, Espio the Chameleon, Charmy Bee, and Vector the Crocodile himself. The four heroes teamed up and defeated Dr. Eggman, his deadly companion Metal Sonic and saved the day.
Ender Defender: After saving the day these heroes formed an alliance and founded a detective agency known as "the Chaotix." Leading this group was none other than, you guessed it, Vector the Crocodile.
The Doctor: He may be called a crocodile, but Vector is far smaller than your average croc, standing five-foot-ten-and-a-half-inches and weighing four-hundred forty pounds. That makes him at least 3.4 times shorter and 4.55 times smaller.
Harry: Don't let his size fool you, this guy has a wicked arsenal of powers and abilities at his disposal. Vector possesses super strength which rivals the strongest of his universe. His enhanced speed and bite, allow him to swim and move at amazing speeds and chew through almost every material.
Ender Defender: Working at a detective agency, Vector's investigative skills and combat prowess have improved incredibly from when he first appeared. And for some reason, because he's a crocodile Vector has "multiple breaths". Ranging from the standard fire breath, to concentrated sound waves, and even explosive bubble gum orbs.
The Doctor: This croc also has limited pyrokinesis and geokinesis abilities, using both of them in combat to increase the damage of his special attacks and alter his environment.
Harry: Aside from his breath and elemental powers, Vector is a skilled combatant. Using his own form of the spin dash, jump and attack. His homing attack can strike multiple enemies at once, he can sustain very poor limited flight with bubblegum descent, or bring double the fire power with the Level 2 Vector Breath. Basically fire breath on steroids.
Ender Defender: However, his most lethal powers come with the aid of Hyper-go-on usage, granted to him by Wisps. These color powers allow him to harness the the various abilities of Hyper-go-on, that give him different forms to change into. The only downside is this has a short time limit and require constant Hyper-go-on usage from Wisps. These forms range from a cyan laser, in this form he can fire a destructive laser, bounce off surfaces and move with so much energy it can penetrate toughest robot armor. The next form is a drill that tunnel underground at incredible speeds it can still function even if underwater and like the laser can pierce armored robots. The final form, is only referred to as the "indigo asteroid" this transforms his body into a miniature, dense iron ball with a strong gravitational pull, a gravitational pull he can boost with its rings.
The Doctor: Like Chunky Kong, Vector the Crocodile has accomplished a lot of impressive feats, despite his rare and/or short spotlight. In just a few months he became the head honcho of the Chaotix. His strength rivals Knuckles the Echidna, Big the Cat's, and E-123 Omegas. And his jaws are powerful enough to cut through any material and substance.
Harry: He can keep up with Shadow the Hedgehog and Espio the Chameleon at sprinting speeds. His punches and even breath are so strong and fast they break the sound barrier, and he can shatter entire boulders and pierce thick metal allows with a single punch.
Ender Defender: Sadly Vector is immature and hot-headed, both can ruin his combat prowess and make him kind of clumsy. He's a terrible leader, is the dumbed amongst his teams and friends. Vector is loyal only towards money and sometimes those who are in need of help. His over reliance on Hyper-go-on from wisps makes it difficult for him to maintain his forms for only a few seconds. And finally his strength and durability have limits. All of these weaknesses at some point have contributed to him losing a fight or two, or more than a dozen.
The Doctor: Wardrobe, idiocy and weaknesses aside Vector is a caring and kind-hearted fighters, he'll do whatever is necessary to save the day and earn lots of cash in the process.
Vector rotates on his heels in a circle spitting out multiple bubble gum orbs, the orbs exploding and destroying a small "fleet" of Buzz Bombers and a single standing Egg Pawn robot
Vector the Crocodile:
Age: 20
Height: 5'10.5"
Weight: 440 lbs.
Weapons and Abilities:
Super Strength
Enhanced Speed & Bite
Investigation Skills
Experienced Swimmer
Skilled Climber
Limited Pyrokinesis and Geokinesis
Multiple breaths:
–Concentrated sound wave breath
–Fire breath
–Explosive bubble gum orb breath
Color Powers:
–By harnessing different variants of Hyper-go-on from Wisps, he can use specific Color Powers to transform into a certain form
–Cyan Laser form – turns into a destructive laser, can bounce of surfaces, move as a living beam of energy and with enough force can penetrate even the toughest of robotic armor
–Yellow Drill form – turns into a piercing drill, can burrow and tunnel underground at incredible speeds, function even while under water, doesn't need air to breathe, can drill through extremely durable robotic armor and reinforced crates
–Indigo Asteroid form – turns into an iron ball than a miniature, yet dense celestial body, possesses a strong gravitational pull/field, levitation, can increase the strength/power of the gravitational pull with asteroid ring
Spin Dash
Spin Jump
Spin Attack
Homing Attack
Bubblegum Descent
Level 2 Vector Breath
Feats:
Head honco of the Chaotix Detective Agency
Strength rivals that of Knuckles, Big the Cat and E-123 Omega
Powerful jaws can chomp and cut through any material/substance
Can keep up with Espio the Chameleon and Shadow the Hedgehog at running speeds
Punches and breath can break the sound barrier
Can destroy boulders and thick metal alloys with a single punch
Weaknesses:
Somewhat immature and hot-headed
Not the best leader
Dumbest amongst his teams
Loyal only towards money, and those who are in need of help
Relies on a constant Hyper-go-on usage from Wisps to maintain Color Powers for only a few seconds
Strength and durability have limits
Harry: All right the combatants are set, lets settle this debate once and for all.
Ender Defender: Its time for a DEATH BATTLE!
Kiddy Kong, Tiny Kong and Dixie Kong are seen roughhousing near a large body of water, far away Vector the Crocodile floats on his back, his headphones playing load upbeat metallic music. The three Kong children had no idea that Vector was near them. Tiny and Dixie Kong tackled Kiddy Kong, sending flying into the air, Kiddy landing on Vector's stomach, the crocs pained grunt turned into a frustrated roar that terrified that young Kong. Tiny and Dixie running away leaving poor little Kiddy Kong behind. Vector stood up in the water picking Kiddy Kong up by his pajama footing.
"Hey! What is your major malfunction, why did you do that, where are your parents?!" Kiddy Kong chuckled to himself kicking the croc in the nose and punching him under the water, Vector the Crocodile leaping out of the water growling, his growl quickly shifts to a surprised gasp as he accidentally runs into a large gorilla-like beast, the beast throwing a single punch striking Vector in the chest. Vector winced, grabbing his sternum, rolling over on his back, "Ow! Ow! Ow! OWW! What was that for?!" the croc questioned, as Chunky Kong took a fighting stance, Victor turning to face his opponent, noting the three Kong youths in the background, he put the two together and thought to himself, "Great! The brother, oh well I haven't to finish this fast and get the heck out of here."
Vector the Crocodile turning his attention to Chunky Kong, as he prepared for a battle, removing his headphones, "Alright, lets get this over with."
The camera panning around both combatants and zoomed out
FIGHT!
Chunky Kong made the first move, taking aim with his pineapple launcher, Chunky fired his "rocket launcher" Vector forced to take the defensive, the crocodile diving beneath the water, the pineapples sinking to the bottom as Chunky Kong continued to fire in rapid succession. The massive Kong readying one final shot, the pineapple hitting a silhouette of Vector. An explosion shaking the surface, Chunky Kong lowered his pineapple launcher and moved forward investigating the area, wading in ankle-deep water. Vector bursts out of the shallow waters, his mouth a gape roaring as he chomped down onto his opponent, Chunky forced to sacrifice his pineapple launcher, Vector's jaws slicing it in half. Chunky Kong counterattacked punching Vector in the face, the croc sent spiraling to the ground. Chunky Kong rushing his fallen adversary as fast as he could, jumping into the air and slamming onto the sandy beach belly-first. Vector crawled out of the way and struck Chunky Kong rapidly with his homing attack, Chunky Kong grunting with every passing blow. Chunky Kong spots a pad near him and stumbles over to it, standing on the pad as Vector the Crocodile struct with his explosive bubble gum breath, Chunky disappearing in an instant. Vector looked around confused searching for any signs of his opponent, "Where did he go?" Vector pondered to himself. A faint image of Chunky Kong appearing behind him, the large primate unleashing a powerful punch, striking the ground at Vector's feet launching him into the air. Vector spin jumped in mid-air, dive-bombing Chunky Kong. His gorilla gone power-up running out of time as Vector landed a kick on his forehead. Chunky Kong shook this off, and went to grapple his foe. Vector jumping into the air grabbing Chunky Kong by his shoulders, Vector pumping up a bubble gum in his mouth, a massive bubblegum bubble sticking out of his mouth, the two floating into the air. Chunky Kong whimpered his fear of heights making him shake violently. Vector straining to hold his grip, Chunky Kong taking out a triangle and throwing it at the bubble without a second thought, the triangle popping the bubble. Vector and Chunky eyes widened, the two shrieking before plummeting to the ground below. Chunky Kong spiraling upon reentry, crashing into coconut tree. As Vector dove head first in an attempt to brace his fall in the water, unfortunately he landed head first on the sandy beach, just an inch or two away from shallow waters, the waves covering his face. He winced in agony and struggled to speak, muttering, "I'm hurt."
Vector the Crocodile stands up, the Earth around him shaking, turning his attention behind him, a towering twelve foot Chunky Kong beating his chest generating powerful shock waves. Chunky stomped towards Vector, the croc running in the opposite direction, screaming and jumping out of the way of Chunky Kong's crushing footsteps. Vector turning around spewing fire from his mouth, slowing down the giant ape, the crocodile spitting bubble gums, the orbs exploding on contact further stunning his opponent. Vector the Crocodile looked over his shoulders, finding a few wisps hovering in the air a few meters away. Vector ran towards the wisps and caught them in his hands. A blinding flash of light blocking out the scene of the battlefield, Chunky Kong rubbing his eyes, looking down at the source, finding his opponent had disappeared and a hole had been dug in the ground. Chunky gasped and scratched his head dumbfounded. Vector the Crocodile jumping out of the ground behind him, his body transformed into a yellow drill. Chunky Kong turned around as Vector dive-bombed him, drilling his chest. Chunky struck back slowly approaching Vector. The crocodile turns back into his natural crocodilian body. Vector transformed a second time, in yet another blinding flash of light. Chunky Kong shrinking to smaller sizes, Vector reappearing as a cyan laser and projecting a large beam of compressed energy, striking Chunky Kong in the chest, shaking him out of his gigantic hunky chunky form. Vector's form subsides and he lands on his feet and hands.
Chunky Kong and Vector charging each other, Chunky unleashing two powerful punches, Vector the Crocodile dodges these attacks and rolls behind Chunky. Punching him in the back of the head, knocking him forward. Chunky removing his triangle trampler tossing it down range, Vector running in the opposite direction, the triangle following closely behind. Chunky Kong watches from a distance as Vector narrowly dodges the triangle, his right arm taking a lot of damage from the deadly attack. Vector collapses to his knees, Chunky Kong slowly approaching him. The crocodile punching the ground multiple times, causing it to shake, generating a small earthquake. Chunky wobbling about, Vector curling up into a ball rocketing toward Chunky at blinding speeds. Chunky Kong kept into the air and preformed his super duper simian slam, Vector fixed directly underneath it. Chunky slams Vector, forming a large crater in the beach. Chunky Kong jumps out of the crater, beating his chest in victory as the camera points behind him, showing Vector's smushed corpse at the bottom of it. Chunk Kong walks off into the distance with Kiddy Kong and his cousins another crocodile defeated.
K.O.!
Ender Defender: Whoa! Who knew Chunky Kong was such a beast?!
Harry: Vector the Crocodile did have the advantage in speed and weaponry. Chunky Kong's overwhelming strength completely trumped Vector's abilities.
The Doctor: Not only is Chunky Kong twice as tall and nearly four times heavier than Vector the Crocodile. He's also leagues ahead of him in strength, the boulders Chunky Kong lifts are at least three times larger than himself. So he's lifting 4,800 pounds or 2.18 metric tons. Sure Vector has strength that rivals Knuckles, he hasn't really shown any impressive feats of strength. As for their power ups, the Hunky Chunky was tough enough to survive any of Vector's color power forms. Vector did have the clear advantage in the "number" of weaponry he had, the rest of his arsenal wasn't as deadly as Chunky Kong's. All Chunky Kong would have to due is use his super duper simian slam. When Chunky Kong a 1,600 pound gorilla slams onto the ground it'll produce approximately 4,000 pounds of force, an attack that could easily defeat Vector. Both were kind hearted and caring, however when the time called for it, only one of them had the strength and drive to win.
Ender Defender: Vector the Crocodile just got squished.
Harry: The winner is Chunky Kong.
The Doctor: Next Time on Death Battle!
Next Time on Death Battle:
A woman rushes three idiots, punching all of them and throwing them to the ground before sliding underneath a man in yellow armor a missile passing him the four men sent flying across the room from an explosion, the woman slowly pushes a concrete block the yellow man landing groin first on it, the woman walking away as the man mutters, "Why won't you just kill me?!"
Versus...!
A girl with long blonde hair looks away from her opponent a boy with grey hair and boots, "Better luck next time." the girl quips, the boy replying in a low raspy dark voice, "There's not going to be a next time, Blondie!" the boy jumping to the air flying towards the girl, he was cut off in mid-flight by a punch to the knee his leg breaking, the crowd seeing this, paralyzed in shock
Akuma VS Sephiroth (Street Fighter vs. Final Fantasy)
ONE MINUTE MELEE!
TWO FIGHTERS!
NO RESEARCH!
60 SECONDS!
MELEE!
GO!
Sephiroth walks through a burnt village, his massive sword slung over his shoulders. Coming across a man with red hair wearing a dark gi. The man turning around shouting, "I am Akuma. And I will teach you the meaning of pain!" Sephiroth laughed at his new challenger, leveling his blade, "Let us see who is the best warrior."
Get ready for a blood bath!
FIGHT!
Akuma and Sephiroth ran into battle, Akuma unleashing a rather large purple ball from his hands uttering, "Gohadoken!" The attack caught Sephiroth off-guard, Akuma unleashing a mass combo of punches on Sephiroth ending it with a powerful uppercut sending Sephiroth flying backwards. Sephiroth growled in frustration bringing his massive sword, Masamune behind his head swinging his sword up Akuma, cutting deep in to the demon's chest. Blood sprayed out of Akuma's wound and mouth, the Street Fighter shaking off his wounds. Akuma turned his attention to a charging flying Sephiroth, the swordsman thrust his blade with one-hand. Akuma narrowly catching it in front of his heart. Sephiroth pulled on his sword leveling it above his head, and shouting "Dodge this… Here!" the man in the dark cloak preforming an attack, as a text block appeared over his head, reading, ['REAPER'] Sephiroth attempting three consecutive sword slashes, Akuma sliding past his foe phasing through his attack. Akuma punched Sephiroth three times and performed a mid-air hurricane kick, slamming into Sephiroth's abdomen over and over again. Sephiroth blinding swinging his sword knocking Akuma off balance, before he could do anything else Akuma jumped in the air projecting two balls of energy from his hands. Sephiroth grits his teeth in pain as Akuma spinning around in the air and slamming a kick against Sephiroth's forehead, knocking the swordsman to the ground below.
30 Seconds!
Sephiroth kneels blood dripping from his mouth, "Heheheh…, I fear not death." looking up at Akuma.
20 Seconds
The the devil takes a fighting stance and replies, "Prepare yourself! Die one thousand deaths! Kongo Kokuretsu Zan!"
10 Seconds!
Akuma slammed his fist into Sephiroth's stomach a large explosion rocketing the surrounding area.
K.O.!
Akuma walked away from his defeated adversary, Sephiroth whispering to himself, "Hmph. I'll see you again."
This melee's victory goes to, AKUMA!
A/N: Oh, Man! You cannot imagine how hard this matchup was the death battle and one minute melee. Oh well, next is Yang Xiao Long versus Agent Texas, RWBY versus Red vs. Blue. Yet another dedication fight to Monty Oum, we are nearing the first anniversary of his life. Expect the fight sometime before or after the beginning of February. Because I suck at keeping secrets I'm gonna say something, if you read the Melee, you know Akuma won and that Sephiroth will "see him again" very, very soon. They will face off again in a One Minute Melee, with one minor exception. It is going to be Oni (Akuma) vs. Sephiroth (One-Winged Angel). This is Harbingers of NEVEC signing off and saying, don't forget to read, review and favorite. And as always Live Long & Prosper.