Candy Chiu was a fast walker when she was excited. She had left Wendy and Grenda way behind, and was quickly approaching the Enchanted Forest. Drugging a unicorn is a once-in-a-lifetime experience, after all, and she sure wasn't going to be late for it. What she hadn't realized was that her speed walking had left her alone. In the Gravity Falls forest. She slowed down and stopped. Sitting down on a log, she waited. How far ahead had she gone? Two minutes? Ten?

"Doo doo doo, waiting for friends," she hummed. Her finger glided through the loose dirt at her feet. The chirping of the birds soothed her, and without realizing it she fell asleep. Either that, or the entire world had suddenly gone greyscale. She got up and looked around. A heavy silence hung over the woods, and she noticed with confusion that the wind had stopped too. The only sound was her breathing. Suddenly, the forest began vibrating. A deep laugh began echoing from far away, and judging by its pitch was heading directly for her. She yelped when a bowtie clad yellow triangle appeared before her.

"Hey there sweet-stuff!" He yelled. She stumbled backward and tripped. "Woah there, no need to have a fit!" He reached out to pull her up, but she did so on her own.

"Who are you?" she asked.

"I'm Bill Cipher!" Bill spread his arms out and shook them. Candy's eyes narrowed when she heard the name.

"Bill Cipher? Mabel told me about you. You are the reason her puppet show went not good!"

"Ahahaha! That was all a joke, kid. Sheesh." He floated closer to her and continued. "I'm not here for any of that. I'm just here to ask a favor." She quirked her eyebrow.

"A favor? What do you want from me?" she asked.

"Ah, you see, I have a friend—" he ignored her surprised look, "—and I don't want her to get hurt." An image of Celestabellebethabelle appeared beside him, and he stroked the unicorn's hair as he continued. "Unicorns are very pure creatures, you know. Taking their hair without permission would be pretty rude!" He started ripping the hair off the Celestabellebethabelle replica. Candy winced at each tear.

"Why should I listen to you?" she asked. "We need unicorn hair to protect the Shack."

"Ah, that's where you're wrong," He said, waggling his finger. "Mabel doesn't need the hair for protecting the Mystery Shack; she just made that up!" Candy shook her head.

"No, you are lying. Mabel would not ever trick us like that." Bill laughed again. It sent chills up her spine.

"She never lies to you? Ha! Check this out." Different clips of Mabel appeared on his stomach. Mabel slipping some board game money into her sleeve. Mabel running away from the police. Mabel holding someone at gunpoint.

"What's this? That is not Mabel." Bill froze the animation and looked down at it.

"Oh. I got a bit carried away there, didn't I. Haha." His yellow color and stone pattern returned. "As I was saying, she lies to you all the time. Remember that time when… er…" He scratched his chin. "When she… tricked you into doing the piano for her puppet show! What a jerk move!"

"No she did not," Candy quickly countered. "I volunteered for sake of love, not from deception." Bill realized his mistake, and tried to steer the conversation in a different direction.

"But all of that is irrelevant. I'm just asking you for a teensy little favor, from the goodness of your heart." He poked her in the chest with his cane. "You do have a heart, right?" She grabbed the cane and pushed it away.

"I do have heart, but it is closed to you." Bill put his hands on his sides.

"Oh really. Well, your loss. I'm not a good enemy to have, especially in…" He pulled out a calendar and flipped through it. "Eight days." He started spinning, getting faster and fasters. "Get ready buy spice I hate yooooou!" were his final words before he vanished. Noticing she was sitting there with her eyes closed, Candy opened her eyes. While she thought she had just been standing, apparently she hadn't moved at all. Her glasses had gone askew, and her eyes were edged with crust.

"Candy!" boomed Grenda. "Where'd you go?" She looked into the trees and saw their shapes approaching.

"I am here!" Candy yelled. They hurried over. Wendy seemed worried.

"We've been looking for you for ages Candy!" Grenda grumbled.

"Er, we've actually only been looking for five minutes or so, but still Candy, not cool."

Candy rubbed her feet together sheepishly. "I fell asleep while on log. I am sorry." The looks on their faces softened, and she got up. "Let's go drug a unicorn!" She yelled. Wendy and Grenda roared in agreement, and they headed the rest of the way there together.

AN

So here's Candy. When I said this fic will do every character on the list, I meant it. Even the ones that make no sense will be done. If you want me to do a side character not on the character list, feel free to ask!