Ero: *looks around*
Eto: ...
Eto: Ero?
Ero: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ero: Okay I think I lost him
Ero: So Eto *pulls out tape recorder" about Kaneki eating your lower half
Eto: So you want to know about that I see
Ero: Yes gimme the details
Ero: ( I'm gonna make a huge profit selling this info) I smile
Eto: Okay so here is how it went down
Ero: yeah hehe hehe
*window breaks*
Kaneki: Stop!
Ero: Goddamnit Kaneki
Ero: Eto hurry up and tell me!
Kaneki: Don't you Dare you crazy eyeball licking women
Ero: You licked his eyeball!
Ero: tell me more
Eto: Kaneki dear you know you enjoyed yourself
Eto: you were being so rough with my body too *winks*
Kaneki: We were fighting to the death
Kaneki: Also Don't say it that way people might get the wrong idea!
Ero: Okay time to escape
Ero: Kaneki,look its Papa Arima
Kaneki: WHERE!
Ero: *runs*
End