(A/N: Sorry for taking so long to update! I know, I'm so cruel, right? Well, I promise you that I'm not dead (yet, anyway. Aren't I just a little ray of sunshine.) I just wanted to finish the manga before I updated again, and I'm proud to say that I have! So...The host club hasn't moved yet and there's no marriage! Anyway, I have 2 reviews! Thank you, guys! Thanks to everyone who read this story! Tamakisenpai, love your username and thank you! The anonymous person who left a review, thanks! I also saw that there weren't many stories like this! Disclaimer: I'm dead broke and that should be enough to let you know that I'm not owning anything except the plot anytime soon.)

Title: The host club causes havoc (again!)

Genre: Romance/Humor

Pairing(s): Main Pairing: Tamaki Suoh X Haruhi Fujioka. Side Pairings: Ron Weasley X Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy X Astoria Greengrass

Synopsis: The Ouran Highschool host club go to Hogwarts, and all hell breaks loose! It sees you simply can't keep these boys (and girl) under control. Of course, they are in the middle of a bloody family reunion with dear old Voldemort, but since when has that ever stopped the rambunctious hosts?

(Conversation held at 9:00 PM inside the Express)

"Woah! This train! It's red! And it has wheels! Ooh, an owl! It's so….owl-like! And is that a rat? It's so cool! Wow! This is so amazing!"

A Hogwarts fifth year wa staring at the fascinated Tamaki, who was peering around everywhere. Actually, he wasn't the only one. The entire train was staring at the odd group. After all, it wasn't everyday that you see such an odd group of people. A blonde kid who was utterly obsessed with, as he referred to it, "commoner's stuff", a adorable child sitting upon a tall stoic dude, a guy who looked like a girl who was repeatedly facepalming himself, two twins who seemed like they would get along with Fred and George, and a guy with glasses in the corner who seemed to pretend he didn't know any of them.

The fifth year decided to act brave and speak up.

"Um.." Dennis Creevey asked Kyoya Ootori. "What is that guy doing?"

The tall man turned around with a frightening smile on his face.

"Making me wish my private bodyguards were here." He spoke, with a menacing glint reflected in his glasses.

Dennis gulped and backed away.

"_And oh, is that a wizarding magazine? Fascinating! Wow, I wonder what candy in here loo-"

"Anything from the trolley, dears?"

Tamaki looked like an earnest puppy.

"Mommy, mommy, can I buy things from here? Please, please?" He cast his signature puppy dog eyes on the host club.

Woof.

The twins surrendered.

Woof, woof.

Hani and Mori gave in.

Woof, woof, woof.

Haruhi budged.

Woof, woof, woof, woof.

Kyoya stared. "Fine…..Daddy."

Tamaki leapt up into action. "Okay! I'll have this here, and ooh are those chocolate frogs, ooh are those real, I'll have those, ooh, do those actually have every flavor, ooh cakes, I wonder what cauldron taste like, ooh-"

Hikaru and Kaoru sweat dropped. "Well, looks like the boss has found a substitute for commoner's items. Wizarding items."

"Tama-chan, are you going to buy the entire trolley?" Inquired Hani with an adorable smile on his face. Tamaki produced a fistful of galleons from his pocket and turned.

"I'm sorry, what did you say, Hani-senpai?" Tamaki spoke as he was carrying a mountainous load of candy off to the host's compartment.

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Harry James Potter was staring out of the window. He hadn't spoken for quite some time now, and it was obvious that he was deep in thought.

He didn't even want to go to Hogwarts. He wanted to search for Horcruxes. But the portrait of Dumbledore in his office requested him to specifically come, because of a certain prophecy.

And no, he didn't mean his prophecy. A new one, that Professor Trelawney had come up with. He remembered it like it was yesterday. It happened last summer, right after he strode up to Dumbledore's office to talk with the portrait.

The moon was high in the sky, a waxy gibbous shape. It's light reflected upon the window of the highest peak of Hogwarts, the Astronomy tower. Inside were two souls, one which was a young, teenage boy, and the other related to a famous seer.

Th souls shall be destroyed when the snitch finds it's place, with the guidance of others who may seem contrived. The pink flame among the midst shall extinguish, and only then shall the boy find his place in home.

"Wait, Professor? What do you mean? Professor? PROFESSOR?"

The moonlight bounced off the window, and then off a young boy's glasses.

A young boy that faced to nightmares in one night.

Losing a mentor, and getting another prophecy.

Harry wasn't sure what it meant. But as he stared out of the window of the Hogwart Express, he was sure of one thing.

This school year wasn't going to be any calmer than the last.