AN: Something I thought of while I was typing up one of the many one-shots. I wondered why it was that I can't seem to make Sougo say Gintoki's name. Every time I wrote 'Gintoki' or even 'Gin', I'd get the willies and immediately change it back to 'Danna'. Can any of you imagine him calling Gintoki anything but Danna? I can't. So here's why it is that he only calls our beloved Gin-chan by 'Danna'.
It's a Kind of 'Play'
"I've been wondering for a while, Sougo" Kondo Isao started hesitantly, "but why don't you ever call the Yorozuya by his name? You've been," here he cleared his throat uncomfortably still not used to his Sougo dating anyone particularly Sakata, "dating for a few months already."
The teenager shrugged, eyes trained on the television watching the latest rerun of the most talked about soap opera at the time. It was always amusing when the characters got amnesia. It only happened in like every other soap opera. "Does it really matter?"
"No, but I'm just curious."
Sougo's lips quirked, forming a small mischievous smirk. "It sounds kinkier in bed."
Kondo spluttered. "W-what?!"
"It does. It makes for some great role-playing. You wouldn't believe how many scenarios—"
"…"
"Kondo-san?"
Sougo forcefully tore his eyes away from the television and glanced at his commander. Although Kondo was still sitting up, his eyes had rolled back. He had fainted.
"Ara, too much information maybe?" Sougo shrugged again. His eyes returned to the television just in time for the third wheel to come on screen and claim eternal love for the memory-less leading male and attempt to steer him away from his wife whom he had three children with.
AN: I'm in the middle of writing an epic AU one-shot. Well, epic for me anyways. Be prepared for a longer than normal one shot that I might or might not include in this compilation. It's very tempting to turn it into a multi-chaptered fic, but I won't cuz I know how terrible I am with updating those. Dunno when it'll make it to you guys though. In the meantime, I'll continue writing little drabbles and one-shots to tide you all over. But even if I don't update in a few days, it should be fine right? ^^; You must be tired of all these Super Sadist Pair one shots since I'm spitting so many out.
P.S. Anyone know of Super Sadist Pair fics other than my own? I wanna read some! I can't find any! Unless I'm looking in the wrong places…?