((Note from Z: I updated this, like, yesterday and I wasn't going to update 2 days in a row but it's Mello's birthday and I feel obligated to butcher his character. And yes, there is a Keehl pun, because I am a person of many bad puns.))
AN: I sed stup flaming ok near's name is ENOBEAR nut mary su OK! MELLO IS SOO IN LUV wif him dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok!
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"MELLO!" I shouted. "What the fuck do you think you are doing?"
Mello didn't answer but he stopped the car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.
"What the fucking hell?" I asked angrily.
"Near?" he asked.
"What?" I snapped.
Mello leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore.
And then… suddenly just as I Mello kissed me passionately. Mello climbed on top of me and we started to make out keehly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my white socks. Then he put his dick into my asshole and we did it for the first time.
"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"
It was….Watari!