((Note from Z: I'm sorry that Linda has been listed as a main character, and so far barely mentioned in passing. Do not worry, she will be appearing soon, as will Naomi, Takada, and several other people. I'm here for the memes because I can't write for shit. Thankyou.))
AN: STOP flaming! if u flam it menz ur beyond birthday or a posr! Da only reson Watari swor is coz he had a hedache ok an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx! PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws!
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Watari made and Mello and I follow him. He kept shouting at us angrily.
"You ludacris fools!" he shouted.
I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face. Mello comforted me. When we went back to the castle Watari took us to Professor Rester and Professor Lidner who were both looking very angry.
"They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!" he yelled in a furious voice.
"Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre detectives?" asked Professor Lidner.
"How dare you?" demanded Professor Rester.
And then Mello shrieked. "BECAUSE I LOVE HIM!"
Everyone was quiet. Watari and Professor Lidner still looked mad but Professor Rester said. "Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms."
Mello and I went upstairs while the teachers glared at us.
"Are you okay, Near?" Mello asked me gently.
"Yeah I guess." I lied. I went to the boy's dorm and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a new pair of white pyjamas and took off my shoes and socks. When I came out….
Mello was standing in front of the bathroom, and he started to sing 'I just wanna murder people' by Kira and the Kiras. I was so flattered, even though he was my rival. We hugged and kissed. After that, we said goodnight and he reluctantly went back into his room.