AN: stop flaming ok! I dntn red all da magna! dis is frum da drama ok so itz nut my folt if watri swers! besuizds I SED HE HAD A HEDACHE! and da reson rester dosent lik matt now is coz hes christian and matt is a satanist! MCR ROX!

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I was so mad and sad. I couldn't believe Mello for cheating on me. I began to cry against the fan where I did it with Mello.

Then all of a suddenly, an horrible man with shinigami eyes and spiky hair and everything started flying towards me on a broomstick! He had shinigami eyes (basically like Beyond in the anime, OH WAIT) and he was wearing all black but it was obvious he wasn't gothic. It was… Beyond Birthday!

"No!" I shouted in a scared voice but then Beyond shouted "Imperius!" and I couldn't run away.

"Crookshanks!" I shouted at him. Beyond fell of his broom and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I'm a sadist so I stopped.

"Ebonear." he yelled. "Thou must kill Matt Jeevas!"

I thought about Matt and his sexah eyes and his fiery red hair and how his face looks just like Ed Sheeran. I remembered that Mello had said I didn't understand, so I thought, what if Mello fucked Matt in the butt before I went out with him and they broke up?

"No, Beyond!" I shouted back.

Beyond gave me a gun. "No! Please!" I begged.

"Thou must!" he yelled. "If thou does not, then I shall kill thy beloved Mello!"

"How did you know?" I asked in a surprised way.

Beyond got a dude-ur-so-ret*rded look on his face. "I hath pyrokinesis." he answered cruelly. "And if you doth not kill Matt, then thou know what will happen to Mello!" he shouted. Then he flew away angrily on his broomstick.

I was so scared and mad I didn't know what to do. Suddenly Mello came into the warehouse.

"Mello!" I said. "Hi!"

"Hi." he said back but his face was all sad. He was wearing white foundation and messy eyeliner kind of like a pentagram (geddit) between Willy Wonka and Madonna.

"Are you the number one successor yet?" I asked.

"No." he answered.

"I'm sorry I got all mad at you but I thought you cheated on me." I expelled.

"That's okay." he said all depressed and we went back into Wammy's together making out.