yeah here's chapter 2, hope you like it :)
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Natasha Romanoff started a chat with Steve Rogers
Natasha Romanoff: Hi Steve do you know where the others are?
Steve Rogers: No idea, you were the first to sign in
Natasha Romanoff: Haha ok
Natasha Romanoff: Well after you ofc
Steve Rogers: I never signed out
Natasha Romanoff: dafuq
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Loki Laufeyson started a conversation with Natasha Romanoff
Loki Laufeyson: Hello Natasha :)
Natasha Romanoff: Never use smileys, Anyone but you can use them. You creep me out with your smiley. Or your smile
Loki Laufeyson: Do I :)?
Loki Laufeyson: Don't worry I won't creep you out :)
Loki Laufeyson: Smileys brings joy :)
Loki Laufeyson: After you've split a scul :)
Natasha Romanoff: You fucking creep
Loki Laufeyson: Oh no. You brought the creep :)
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Natasha Romanoff: Stark?
Thor has signed in
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Jane Foster has posted on her wall:
Had a great date last night! I love you3 - with Thor Odinson
Thor Odinson and Natasha Romanoff liked this. Comments:
Thor Odinson: Loved it too very much indeed. The food you call sushi is really delicious!
Jane Foster: Thought you'd like it3
Loki Laufeyson: Jane darling at what time was I going to pick you up again?
Jane Foster: LOKI WHAT THE HELL WE'RE NOT DATING
Loki Laufeyson: That's not what you said last friday night
Thor Odinson: !?
Tony Stark: this is gunna be good
Clint Barton: *follows*
Jane Foster: Thor I promise nothing have happend btw me and Loki, we haven't even met. You know I would never do something as stupid as cheating on you with your brother
Loki Laufeyson: sweetiepie I'm sorry if I ruined anything for you and Thor, I know you wanted to break up with him in your own way, it was stupid of letting my jealousy destroying everything. We talk on the chat instead my love3
Thor Odinson: WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS?!
Jane Foster: OMG THOR SWEETIE DON'T BELIVE IN WHAT YOUR BROTHER SAYS, HE JUST WANTS US TO BREAK UP. I LOVE YOU AND NO ONE ELSE3
Thor Odinson: Oh good
Thor Odinson: 3
Loki Laufeyson: Oh okay sweetiepie :*3 it's good he bought it, even a ladybird could trick my brother haha3
Loki Laufeyson: Oh my god this is so embarrasing, it was supposed to be a message
Jane Foster: LOKI YOU LITTLE SHIT
Thor Odinson: Jane Foster how could you :( And I who loved you so much :( /3
Jane Foster: NO THOR I LOVE YOU LOKI IS JUST FOOLING US PLEASE UNDERSTAND
Tony Stark: This is just getting better and better
Clint Barton: wanna share some pop corn?
Tony Stark: sure man
Jane Foster: GUYS THIS ISN'T EVEN FUNNY
Clint Barton: Don't mind us we're just enjoying the show
Jane Foster: URGH I HATE YOU, BUT NOT AS MUCH AS I HATE YOU LOKI, YOU FREAKIN' *#&&#+]€￦¢°¿©«®** %&
Loki Laufeyson: Sweetiepie using our code language on fb can be risky
Loki Laufeyson posted on his wall:
Whoever sends me poisoned pies could please stop
Steve Rogers posted on his wall:
"Politics is too important to be left to politicians"
This quote is true in every word. Everything in this society is caused by politics. That's why we need to take care of it and not just leave it to politicians. Many of them can hardly do their work right!
Bruce Banner liked this. Comments:
Loki Laufeyson: Or you could make it simpler for everyone by surrending the earth to me. I would take care of the pathetic wars on Midgard and bring peace to the realm
Steve Rogers: Enslaving the human race won't give us peace
Loki Laufeyson: Who said I would bring peace to you mortals?
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Pepper Potts posted on Tony Stark's wall:
Tony where are you? I've been looking for you everywhere!
Comments:
Tony Stark: Honey don't worry I'm just at starbucks
Pepper Potts: Why didn't you tell me before you left?
Tony Stark: I told you before I left, don't you remember?
Pepper Potts: Tony you only told me when you were going out yesterday
Tony Stark: exacly
Pepper Potts: Oh no don't tell me you...
Bruce Banner: This explains why Tony was singing "Radioactive" while dancing around my garden naked
Tony Stark: lol
Pepper Potts: Bruce don't you live in India?
Bruce Banner: Yeah...
Thor Odinson posted on his wall:
There was a time
I met a girl of a different kind
We ruled the world
I thought I never would lose her out of sight
We were so young
I think of it night and day...
Upon a hill across a blue lake
That's were I had my first heartbreak
...
Comments:
Jane Foster: SWEETIE PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO BREAK UP WITH YOU, PLEASE JUST UNDERSTAND THAT LOKI WAS LYING THE WHOLE TIME, YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE FOR ME
Bruce Banner: That's not even how the song goes
Thor Odinson: How can I be so sure that it is he who is lying?
Jane Foster: HE'S THE FUCKING GOD OF LIES
Tony Stark: Clint hurry it's showtime
Clint Barton: *picks up pop corn* Let the show begin
Thor Odinson: I don't know what to belive...
Jane Foster: We'll take it in the chat so that we won't be 'stalked' here
Thor Odinson: Okay
Clint Barton: :(
Tony Stark: :(
Loki Laufeyson: :(
Pepper Potts: :(
Tony Stark: The hell Pepper?
Pepper Potts: a girl loves gossip
Loki Laufeyson posted on Natasha Romanoff's wall:
:)
Comments:
Clint Barton: ?!
Natasha Romanoff: Loki no
Loki Laufeyson: :)
Natasha Romanoff: stop it
Loki Laufeyson: :)
Natasha Romanoff: I'm begging you please just stop
Loki Laufeyson: :)
Natasha Romanoff: I can't take this
Loki Laufeyson: :)
Bruce Banner: What the hell have I missed?
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Jane Foster spends the whole night sending death threats to Loki Laufeyson