Heeey guys! I'm so sorry I haven't updated in such a long time! To make up to it, I've made an extra long chapter :D NOTE: THIS CHAPTER IS TAKING PLACE BEFORE TTDW BUT AFTER IRON MAN 3!
Bruce Banner signed in
Thor Odinson signed in
Natasha Romanoff signed in
Pepper Potts signed in
Clint Barton signed in
Tony Stark signed in
Jane Foster signed in
Loki Laufeyson signed in
Loki Laufeyson signed out after reading the death-threats from Jane Foster
Clint Barton shared a link: Design T-shirt with your own print
Pepper Potts liked this. Comments:
Clint Barton: I wanna have a T-shirt with a really cool and sassy comment
Bruce Banner: "I tended to stare a lot at people. Now they call me Hawkeye"
Tony Stark and Thor Odinson liked this comment
Clint Barton: "That's my secret cap, I'm always a jerk"
Tony Stark: mine's the sassiest "A Cheap Trick And A Cheesy One liner"
Pepper Potts: no no I think "I gave out my home address to my worst enemies, incase they would care to join me for a cup of tea"
Jane Foster: Thor darling would you like a T-shirt for christmas? "I'm so confused of who's lying and who's not, so for advice I turned to the God Of Lies"
Tony Stark: Pepper I thought we had moved on from that
Thor Odinson:Jane trust me I was just confused
Clint Barton: "My girlfriend makes me wear this silly T-shirt"
Thor Odinson and Tony Stark liked this comment
Tony Stark: "I'm awesome, deal with it"
Loki Laufeyson signed in
Pepper Potts: "My boyfriend is a jerk, I have to deal with him"
Thor Odinson: "God Of Thunder"
Jane Foster "Goddess Of Ain't-dealing-with-your-shit"
Loki Laufeyson: "I am burdened with glorious purpose"
Clint Barton: "Loki deserves an arrow in the eyeball"
Loki Laufeyson: "Hawkeye failed to shoot me with an arrow"
Natasha Romanoff: "I am surrounded by idiots"
Steve Rogers posted on his wall:
What is Doctor Who? I've seen a lot about t on the website called . Anyone care to explain? Not you Tony
Comments:
Tony Stark: how the hell does it come that you have tumblr?
Bruce Banner, Loki Laufeyson and 3 other liked this comment
Pepper Potts: It's a british TV-serie
Jane Foster: You should look it up! It's a great show :)
Tony Stark: Still can't get over the fact that you have tumblr
Loki Laufeyson: Doctor Who?
Jane Foster: Read the above comments -.-
Loki Laufeyson: No I mean doctor who?
Jane Foster: yes it's a TV-series!
Loki Laufeyson: yes I get it but who is the doctor!
Jane Foster: the doctor!
Loki Laufeyson: doctor who?
Jane Foster: I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT I EVEN BOTHERED TO COMMENT
Clint Barton has posted on his wall:
How do you know if Loki is lying? His lips are moving
Natasha Romanoff, Jane Foster and 3 others liked this. Comments:
Tony Stark: HAHAHAHHAHAHAH
Loki Laufeyson: That's funny, my lips aren't moving right now
Jane Foster: What's the differense btw bigfoot and a sweethearted Loki?
There have actually been sights of bigfoot
Clint Barton, Tony Stark and Natasha Romanoff liked this comment
Loki Laufeyson: What do you have when Jane is buried with sand up to her neck?
Not enough sand
Tony Stark and Clint Barton liked this comment
Jane Foster: Tony! Clint!
Tony Stark: I'm not gonna lie, I really burst out laughing
Jane Foster: What's the differense btw Tony Stark and a bucket of shit?
The bucket
Natasha Romanoff and Loki Laufeyson liked this comment
Tony Stark: What's the difference btw Jane and a vampire?
Vampires only sucks blood at night
Loki Laufeyson liked this comment
Jane Foster: Hey!
Thor Odinson: How dare you be rude to my lady Stark!
Tony Stark: Hey, she started it!
Jane Foster: I did not!
Thor Odinson: Tony you shouldn't be saying anything. You're so short that you have to look up to look down
Clint Barton and Jane Foster liked this
Clint Barton: hahahaha FAIL
Tony Stark: Shutup nobody asked for your life story
Natasha Romanoff: Roses are red, violets are blue. God made us all perfect, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU?
Tony Stark and Thor Odinson liked Game Of Thrones House Stark
Clint Barton liked Arrow
Loki Laufeyson liked Game Of Thrones House Lannister
Natasha Romanoff liked Game Of Thrones House Tyrell
Natasha Romanoff and Pepper Potts liked Game Of Thrones House Targeryan
Bruce Banner posted on his wall:
Why are you all such GoT fans all of sudden? -with Tony Stark, Natasha Romanoff and 4 others - Clint Barton
Tony Stark liked this. Comments:
Loki Laufeyson: The killing of all the so called 'heroes', this show finally points out that you won't survive just because you're "good" you have to smart, manipulative and cunning. And sometimes sacrifieses must be made for your own good.
Thor Odinson: Because this TV-series got such an interesting and deep plot with very realistic characters. You can relate to many of them, at the same time really hate some but then sometimes you can actually understand them. Many words of wisedom from the show goes right into the heart.
Tony Stark: because boobs
Loki Laufeyson posted on his wall:
Saw on a picture that the snow really glows white in NYC this morning
Thor Odinson liked this. Comments:
Tony Stark: lots of footprints, wherever you see
Clint Barton: A kingdom of Midgard, And you'll never be its king
Loki Laufeyson: wait what
Jane Foster: The wind is raging like my hate for you insiide
Natasha Romanoff: Couldn't keep it in, Hawkeye knows I triied
Bruce Banner: Don't let Loki in to Stark Tower
Tony Stark: Be the good guy, and punch him in his d****
Steve Rogers: we'll stop him don't worry
Pepper Potts: just don't let him gooo
Natasha Romanoff: Well now we have hiiiiiiiiim
Clint Barton: LEET IT GOOOO LET IT GOOO
Tony Stark: You will never rule the eeaaarth
Natasha Romanoff: LET IT GOO LET IT GOOOO
Jane Foster: Just go away and DON'T SLAM THE F &€# DOOR
Bruce Banner: We don't caaare about your childish dreeams
Clint Barton: Let the hulk smash him on
Jane Foster: Loki's screams never bothered me anyway
Loki Laufeyson: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
Loki Laufeyson sent Jane Foster a message
Loki Laufeyson: Hi :)
Jane Foster: what
Loki Laufeyson: what? can't we just have a normal conversation for once?
Jane Foster: 1. You tried to kill me and everyone else when you sent the destroyer to New Mexico.
2. You pretty much DESTROYED THE WHOLE TOWN
3. You brainwashed my colleague and best friend, Erik Selvig
4. YOU KILLED COULSON
5. and uhm well you destroyed half NYC while trying to take over the world?
Loki Laufeyson: I don't see what all the fuss is about
Jane Foster: oh-my-god nevermind, goodbye
Loki Laufeyson posted a screenshot from his and Jane's chat (but photoshoped..):
[Lok Laufeysoni: what is it that you wanted to talk about with me?
Jane Foster: Loki I have to tell you something… Something important...
Loki Laufeyson: okay…?
Jane Foster: Loki, I really like you. I don't know how why but I just can't help this chemistry...Your good looks… intelligence…. You can't even begin to compare Thor to all that! Loki I am at your feet!
Loki: uh look woman, you are nice and all but you are my brother's girlfriend! Yes, I have tried to ruin his life and murder him sometimes, but that's just because I care about him. I'm sorry Jane, I could never betray my brother this dirty way. Farewell.
Jane: LOKI NO PLEASE I BEG YOU TAKE ME! I LOOOOOVE YOUU]
Comments:
Loki Laufeyson: I'm sorry brother, I had to show you
Thor Odinson: My… I'm speechless… Like my heart… Well thank you brother, for showing me the truth
Loki Laufeyson: I'm here for you brother
Clint Barton: Tony Stark go and get the snacks because it's SHOWTIIIIME Jane Foster
Jane Foster: OH MY BLOODY MARY LOKI DID YOU F &€# PHOTOSHOP OUR CONVERSATION OH MY GOD THOR DON'T BELIEVE THIS F &€# JERK
Tony Stark: wow wow there are kids on this site
Thor Odinson: Jane honsetly too many proofs speaks against you… I wish I could trust you but I have been betrayed too many times…
Jane Foster: BY LOKI
Natasha Romanoff: oh what the hell… Peppet Potts wanna skype while following this post?
Pepper Potts: Hell yeah!
Loki Laufeyson: It's all right Thor. Ask yourself; have you ever felt any grief when thinking of Jane Foster? Then it's time you let her go, for boths' good.
Thor Odinson: hm…
Jane Foster: MY GOD THOR I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE YOU LISTEN TO THE GOD OF LIES ? AND LOKI WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO RUIN OUR RELATIONSHIP?
Loki Laufeyson: Jane stop blaming me for everything. If there's somebody who ruins your relationship, it's you, miss Foster.
Tony Stark: Man, this guy's good…
Jane Foster: thank you Tony, for your irrelevant, inappropriate comment
Tony Stark: hey, you're welcome
Thor Odinson: I'm so sorry Jane, but it's been too much drama lately…
Jane Foster: DON'T DO THIS TO ME THOR
Loki Laufeyson: Just listen to your heart Thor
Jane Foster: yeah listen to your heart, just ask Clint
Clint Barton: HEY!
Thor Odinson changed his reltionship status from "In a relationship" to "It's complicated"
Loki Laufeyson liked this
Jane Foster changed her relationship status from "In a relationship" to "Devoting my life to kill Loki"'
Clint Barton, Bruce Banner and 4 others liked this. Loki did not.
Clint Barton posted on his wall:
Hey guys here's another funny joke haha
knock knock
Comments:
Tony Stark: do you wanna build a snowmaaan?
Bruce Banner and Natasha Romanoff liked this comment
Clint Barton: Tony why must you ruin every joke?
Tony Stark: Hey, I haven't ruined you yet
Clint Barton: .ha.
Natasha Romanoff: Guys, c'mon let's go and fight (soome criminaals)
Bruce Banner: I never see you anymore
Steve Rogers: Come out the S.H.I.E.L.D. high security door
Thor Odinson: It's like you've gone awaay
Clint Barton: How does Thor even know the lyrics?
Steve Rogers: We used to be the best team
Natasha Romanoff: And then we all got facebook
Bruce Banner: I wish we never had for staaart!
Natasha Romanoff: Do you wanna go on a level 10 mission?
Steve Rogers: It doesn't have to be a level 10 mission
Clint Barton: OH MY GOD GUYS JUST GO AWAY FROM MY FB PAGE
Tony Stark: Okay byee
Steve Rogers posted on his wall:
Guys have you read the S.H.I.E.L.D news? Some crazy person in New Mexico is building a nuclear weapon that she claims she's going to send to her "dear friend" in Asgard! Assemble? - with Natasha Romanoff, Tony Stark and 3 others.
Clint Barton and Tony Stark liked this. Comments:
Tony Stark: Nah I think it's cool
Loki Laufeyson: help
So guuuys well this was uh this chapter! Note that next chapter will take place during/after Thor The Dark World! See what craziness ensure as a "new" facebook friend for The Avengers is introduced! (Obs! Next chapter will probably contain spoilers for TTDW)