Hello mates! So this chapter is taking place during/after TTDW, so warning people, it will contain spoilers! Don't read if you haven't watched it yet!
Hope you like it :)!
Clint Barton signed in
Natasha Romanoff signed in
Steve Rogers signed in
Bruce Banner signed in
Tony Stark signed in
Jane Foster signed in
Thor Odinson signed in
Pepper Potts signed in
Jane Foster posted on her wall:
Hey guys I'm at some strange place here in London, and you won't believe what I just witnessed!
Bruce Banner, Pepper Potts and Thor Odinson liked this. Comments:
Bruce Banner: What was it :)?
Thor Odinson: What have you seen Jane (^_^)?
Clint Barton: okay who taught Thor to make japanese smileys?
Natasha Romanoff: I just imagined Thor with that smiley face. I'm never going to be able to sleep again.
Clint Barton and Tony Stark liked this comment.
Jane Foster: Oh so now you talk to me Thor? Thought we were through since
Jane Foster: OH MY GOD DID THEY JUST THROW MY KEYS INTO THE VOID
Thor Odinson: Void? What are you talking about Jane?
Jane Foster: I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY JUST THREW AWAY MY CAR KEYS OHMYGOD THOSE LITTLE [Following sentence have been blocked for viewers by Facebook and Fanfiction because of strong language]
Loki Laufeyson signed in
Thor Odinson: Jane please answer in the facebook chatroom
Thor Odinson: Jane?
Thor Odinson signed out
Loki Laufeyson: what the hell happened here?
Pepper Potts: Jane are you here? Hope nothing has happened
Tony Stark: No I think she's just mad
Clint Barton: YOU THINK? DID YOU READ HER COMMENT? I'M HONESTLY SO SCARED RIGHT NOW THAT I HAD TO GO AND DRINK A LOT OF BEER TO CALM DOWN
Tony Stark: that reminds me, Bruce are you okay hahah?
Tony Stark: Bruce…?
Loki Laufeyson: oh no
Hulk signed in
Loki Laufeyson signed out
Hulk posted on his wall:
HUULKJ SMASJHH
Tony Stark liked this. Comments:
Steve Rogers: what the
Natasha Romanoff: OHMY- ARE YOU F€%&# SERIOUS? REALLY? NOW EVEN HULK GOT FACEBOOK? HOW THE HELL COULD HULK CREATE A FACEBOOK ACCOUNT? EVEN THE HULK IS MAKING STATUS UPDATES ABOUT WHAT HE'S DOING? WHAT THE HELL WRONG WITH THE WORLD?
I AM SO DONE RIGHT NOW
Pepper Potts: hey is nobody going to question how we all were fb-friends with him before?
Hulk signed out
Bruce Banner signed in
Bruce Banner posted on his wall:
uhm sorry guys for the uh little unexpected…. change
Clint Barton and Tony Stark liked this. Comments:
Steve Rogers: How did hulk get a fb account?
Bruce Banner: Let's never think of it again.
Clint Barton: Hey Bruce you know the money I owed you…? When I came back home the money was gone!
Bruce Banner: don't worry it's fine.
Clint Barton: HEY ONE OF MY WALLS ARE GONE
Pepper Potts sent Natasha a message
Pepper Potts: Hey Nat! It was such a long time since I last saw you, what do you say about a girl's night out :)? x
Natasha Romanoff: I'd love to! When?
Pepper Potts: Is tomorrow fine for you? x
Natasha Romanoff: oh I'm sorry, I am in London right now… you know, S.H.I.E.L.D. work
Pepper Potts: Yes I know you're in London, I am too! But I'm free tomorrow, what do you say about going to a fancy restaurant? x
Natasha Romanoff: that's wonderful! I'll just make the head of this operation make me switch day with someone :)
Clint Barton posted on his wall:
OH YOU KNOW GREAT, I HAVEN'T JUST LOST AN ENTIRE WALL AND THE MONEY I OWE BRUCE, BUT NOW I HAVE BEEN SIGNED TO A MISSION 4 DAYS EARLIER SO I HAVE TO LEAVE TONIGHT, WHICH MEANS I WON'T HAVE TIME TO FIX THE WALL. WHEN I'M BACK IT'S PROBABLY GONNA STAND A MOOSE IN MY LIVINGROOM
Bruce Banner, Tony Stark and Natasha Romanoff liked this. Comments:
Steve Rogers: uh Bruce shouldn't we tell him…?
Bruce Banner: no no it's fine
Tony Stark: [inserted a picture of Sam Winchester in a livingroom]
Steve Rogers: oh my god I've been on tumblr too long i got that reference
Tony Stark and Bruce Banner liked this comment
Jane Foster posted on her wall:
Is Thor online?
Comments:
Steve Rogers: No he left when you didn't answer
Jane Foster: Oh good
Steve Rogers: wait what
Jane Foster: ugh it's just… I got all those feelings for Loki… I can't stand being with Thor anymore
Tony Stark: hey wait a sec WHAT? Are you telling us that all this time, LOKI WAS TELLING THE TRUTH?
Jane Foster: yeah DUH I just lied because Loki denied me, and I couldn't stand being left by Thor then. I mean, THEY'RE GODS HELLOOO
Bruce Banner: honestly, Loki feels more like a ragdoll…..
Tony Stark and Steve Rogers liked this comment.
Jane Foster: LOKI IS A GOD YOU PATHETIC CREATURE
Jane Foster: sorry, I tend to get a lot of mood swings
Clint Barton: No kidding
Jane Foster: ooh what am I gonna do? Do you think it's best that I leave Thor and devote my life to Loki?
Clint Barton: Seriously? You're asking US that?
Tony Stark, Bruce Banner and everyone else in the US liked this comment
Pepper Potts posted on her wall:
Guys haven't you seen the news? There's like another alien invasion in London right now! AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT? - with Tony Stark, Steve Rogers and 3 others
Comments:
Tony Stark: oh I think Thor's doing fine
Clint Barton: yeah agree with Tony, besides there's eh a swan that came into my house and I'm already busy trying to chase it out...
Natasha Romanoff: yeah besides I just finished work today sooo
Bruce Banner: aaw I'd love to but you see I live in India, and uh it'll take to long to fix with flight and so, you know...
Steve Rogers: Sorry m'am but uhm you see I got something important to do tonight...
Pepper Potts: You must be the sorriest group of heroes that ever existed
Jane Foster: YES WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU? WE'RE HAVING A LITTLE PROBLEM HERE
Clint Barton started a group chat with Tony Stark, Bruce Banner, Steve Rogers and Natasha Romanoff:
Clint Barton: shit guys nobody answer Jane just pretend that none are on fb right now. But don't log out because then it's obvious that we're trying to avoid the fight
Steve Rogers: Roger that
Natasha Romanoff: But why are YOU guys trying to avoid it so badly?
Bruce Banner: we're watching the world cup tonight at Stark Tower
Tony Stark: Yeah we ain't missing itjust because some alien is trying to take over the world again
Jane Foster deleted her last post
Jane Foster posted on her wall:
OH MY- GUYS IT WAS LOKI, LOKI TOOK MY PHONE AND SINCE I HADN'T LOGGED OUT OF FB ON MY PHONE HE WENT IN ON IT AND FACERAPED ME OH BLOODY BUTT YOU DIDN'T SERIOUSLY BELIEVE IT?
Comments:
Clint Barton: your swear words are the most terrifying thing ever
Tony Stark liked this comment
Tony Stark: How can we trust you hmm? How do we know you're not faking it hmm?
Jane Foster: BECAUSE THE LITTLE PRIMADONNA HAVE BEEN FAKING IT SINCE HE JOINED FACEBOOK
Bruce Banner: wait how the hell did Loki get a hold on your phone?
Jane Foster: oh you didn't know? Well long story short: I went to Asgard
Clint Barton: whaaat
Tony Stark: Haha did you get your vengeance on Loki then?
Jane Foster: well uhm Loki died
Jane Foster posted on her wall:
NO I DID NOT KILL LOKI COULD EVERYBODY STOP INBOX ME?
Tony Stark posted on Loki Laufeysons wall:
It's hard to believe you're dead man, the biggest jerks always manages to stay alive. Gonna miss your big bullshit talk, all those death threats, picking on you, but most of all all the drama that you managed to create here on fb. Rest in Pieces 3
Thor Odinson signed in
Thor Odinson and Clint Barton liked this. Comments:
Clint Barton: man it's gonna be empty without him, especially now without the Thor/Jane drama..
Tony Stark: Yeah :( Hey Barton what do you say about that we continue to create the drama for Thor/Jane!?
Clint Barton: Yeah! Let's do it as an honour for the little shit!
Tony Stark liked this comment.
Tony Stark: All right!
Jane Foster: Hey geniuses, we can see your conversation
Clint Barton: SHIT DELETE DELETE
Tony Stark: AAAAH I'M ON IT
Tony Stark deleted his post on Loki Laufeyson's wall
Odin Allfather has joined facebook
Odin Allfather sent friend requests to everyone. Everyone accepted.
Odin Allfather has posted on his wall:
This Facebook seems so wonderful and I am so greatful that all of you accepted my friend request! I am Odin Allfather, son of the great king Bor, King of Asgard and protector of the nine realms. And this is definitely my first time on fb, never had it before. Going to be great here.
Tony Stark liked this. Comments:
Tony Stark: how the hell do you asses or whatever-your-people-is-called even get wifi up there?
Natasha Romanoff: Tony you did not just call the king of Asgard an ass
Odin Allfather: YOU'RE AN ASS TONY
Natasha Romanoff: wait what
Thor Odinson: omg dad stop embarrassing me
Thor Odinson signed out
Jane Foster signed out
Bruce Banner signed out
Clint Barton signed out
Odin Allfather signed out
Pepper Potts signed out
Natasha Romanoff signed out
Tony Stark signed out
Steve Rogers signed out
Soo guys this was chapter 4! This was pretty short but gotta make up to all this time I haven't updated, so gonna try to update as often as possible! But I hope you liked it! And don't worry everyone, Loki (as Loki, not as any one else hehe) will be back later. But next chapter will contain a lot of "Odin", that I promise you!
NOTE THAT IF YOU HAVE ANY IDEA FOR THE PLOT OR HAVE SOMETHING YOU WANT THE AVENGERS & CO TO "DO" PLEASE PM ME :)! xx