Alright so I mentioned before that this story is an MPREG and that there is yaoi involved. The major WARNING starts here and goes for the rest of the story. Don't like, don't read. All others may enjoy the story.

Kakashi and Iruka could now call themselves newlyweds. They had been married for almost six months and their friends were so happy to see their friends like this. They could no longer imagine what their lives would have been like without the other and truthfully, they didn't want to. There had only been a few scares during their lives together, nothing really life threatening anyway. Although Kakashi did have to beat Tenzou a couple of times for making Iruka worry about him when he sustained an injury from battle; somehow Tenzou always made it sound life threatening.

Today though, Kakashi was out on a two week mission and Iruka had invited Sakura over for some tea. Shikamaru and Sakura were very happy together and Iruka couldn't help but tease them considering how much teasing he got in return. Iruka had been having strange dreams though, and he wanted an opinion of what they could mean. Or at least have an idea of what they mean.

"So how are things going with you and Kakashi? I see that your flowers are blossoming well" Sakura smiled gently at the man who had a slight blush growing.

"Things are well and I always miss him when he leaves" Iruka said softly, rubbing the back of his neck. Sakura smiled happily at him and was secretly ecstatic that her female intuition was correct about them entirely.

"So what did you want to ask me?" Sakura asked curiously, sipping on her tea along with Iruka.

"Well I've been having these weird dreams a few months after I married Kakashi, and I'm not sure what they mean. I'm wondering about this because my mother used to tell me when someone dreamed a similar dream all the time, it was our unconscious trying to tell us something, but I can't make anything from it" Iruka said softly, rethinking his dream.

"What was it?" Sakura asked curiously.

"Well I would always dream of a little boy that looked just like Kakashi, except I couldn't really see his face. I would follow the little boy through a forest or the village and then I would see Kakashi lifting him up happily as if he led me to Kakashi in the first place. Then Kakashi would look at me and smile. I would wake up after that. Sometimes the little boy would change in my dream to where he looked like a 'little me' sometimes, but I've kept dreaming similar scenarios like this up until now. What do you think it means?" Iruka asked curiously, hoping it was something good.

"Well I'm not exactly a fortune teller or anything but I have an idea" Sakura said with a slight blush.

"And!" Iruka asked impatiently.

"I think you want to have a family with Kakashi. A child or children of your own with him. But that's just my guess" Sakura said thinking about his dream.

"But I'm not bored of our relationship at all and I'm glad to have Kakashi in my life. I don't really need more…" Iruka said softly, thinking of what Sakura said.

"I know that, but you're like Naruto almost. You know, losing your family at a young age. It's not out of the normal to want a family when someone never really had one before" Sakura said gently.

"I suppose. But it's impossible for me to have children, especially a child from both me and Kakashi, huh?" Iruka said sadly. "If I wanted a child, I'd want it to be from both of us, but it won't ever happen."

"You know, if you want something badly enough, sometimes there is a way to get it" Sakura said smiling mischievously at him.

"What do you mean?" Iruka asked curiously.

"If you want a child all you must do is ask it of me" Sakura smirked.

"I want a child with Kakashi! But…I don't want to change to get it. Like I don't want to grow anything extra (Iruka blushed at this part). Plus I don't even know if Kakashi would want to have children…with me or something" Iruka whispered the last part, embarrassed. Sakura looked down into her almost empty tea cup contemplating what Iruka said before smiling softly, which slowly turned maniacal.

"Uh…should I be concerned as to why you're smiling like that?" Iruka sweat dropped.

"No, no. Just leave it to me. You'll get a child in no time" Sakura smirked making Iruka lift up his eyebrow in question.

"Don't know how yet" Sakura smiled, her eyes going crescent shaped. Iruka looked away with worry wondering if he should make her tell him what she was thinking about, but she already left his kitchen.

Sakura secretly took a petal from the single golden brown flower in Iruka's plant pot, and a petal from the single silver petal from Kakashi's flower in his plant pot. Sakura quickly walked to the door putting on her shoes having Iruka catch up to her and stand by the door politely. Sakura held out her hand to shake Iruka's, which confused him greatly, but Iruka shook her hand nonetheless.

"Ouch!" Iruka said quickly, having his finger pricked not seeing any blood though (Sakura already took the single drop she needed).

"See you later Iruka-sensei!" Sakura said quickly, waving goodbye as Iruka looked strangely at his hand wondering what had caused him pain before shrugging. Iruka sat back down at his table, drinking his tea wondering if it was a good idea that he told Sakura about his dreams.

Iruka sighed, relaxing for about an hour in the kitchen, before feeling a presence standing directly behind him. He immediately threw his cup of tea behind him before a shadowed figure ended up standing to the side instead, putting their hands up in defense.

"Tenzou!" Iruka said almost angrily.

"Hey I was going to tap your shoulder but you didn't give me the chance!" Tenzou said defensively. Iruka rolled his eyes at him but wondered what he was doing there anyway.

"Kakashi is back from his mission but he's hurt" Tenzou said quietly. Iruka's heart sped up as he clutched his chest.

"What?" Iruka breathed out heavily. Tenzou had said this many times to him before, but he didn't care how many times the man told him something. Iruka would always run to the hospital to see Kakashi; critical or not. Iruka 'poof-ed' immediately to the hospital running into Kakashi's room. Iruka saw Sakura bandaging Kakashi's arm who was looking at her with a lifted eyebrow.

"Kakashi" Iruka whispered, clutching his heart, letting out a sigh of relief. Kakashi looked up quickly, smiling gently at the man. He held out his arms like a little kid before Iruka nearly ran to him, hugging him tightly.

"I'm going to punch Tenzou in the face if he keeps doing that to you" Kakashi said, mock angry making Iruka smile who only snuggled into Kakashi's hair more. Kakashi noticed the panicked look in Iruka's eyes and knew it should have been more than suspicious that Tenzou offered to get Iruka, again.

"I'm okay with that" Iruka smirked at Kakashi who smiled up at him. Kakashi leaned up, gently kissing Iruka who kissed him gently back. Kakashi sighed sadly after that though, making Iruka worry.

"What is it?" Iruka shuffled some of Kakashi's hair.

"The Hokage is sending me on a mission again after today considering our team was able to finish in a shorter amount of time than she anticipated" Kakashi said quietly, "the old bag."

Iruka looked sadly at him, making his forehead crease. Kakashi looked sadly back up at him kissing his forehead.

"I know it's not fair, and it's kind of a longer mission. But she said I was going to be given a break after this one" Kakashi said gently.

"How long?" Iruka asked with worry.

"A month" Kakashi whispered.

"A month!" Iruka said angrily, "I just got to see you today and then you have to leave again!?"

Iruka was not happy but neither was Kakashi who only sighed, standing up.

"I know it's not fair to either of us, but we'll spend as much time together today, so it won't be so bad when I leave. Okay?" Kakashi tilted his head in question knowing Iruka was forced to agree.

"Okay" Iruka whispered.

"Then let's go!" Kakashi said loudly, dragging Iruka to who knew where. Kakashi gave one last glance to Sakura, wondering where the pinch he felt earlier came from.

I will have to be more than careful this time Sakura thought. She hid the samples she took from both men into a tag before discretely walking out of the room. She was contemplating on whether it was a good idea or not to use the favor Kakashi still owed her. After all, she would need every piece of knowledge she gained over the years to do this precisely.

"What are you planning Sakura-chan?" Shikamaru walked up behind her with a questioning glance making Sakura sweat drop.

"N-Nothing!" Sakura said quickly, kissing him on the cheek, before running off.

"Oh she is so up to something again" Shikamaru said smirking. He loved figuring out what she was planning because it was a challenge most of the time and really fun (if it didn't concern him of course). Shikamaru walked lazily in her direction, wondering what it could be this time.

"Kakashi" Iruka said softly while Kakashi was looking around wondering if it would be better to go to a restaurant or bar at this time.

"Hm?" Kakashi asked curiously, still looking around as he squeezed Iruka's hand gently.

"I was kind of wondering something actually" Iruka rubbed the back of his neck in worry.

"What?" Kakashi asked softly smiling at how cute Iruka was when he was shy.

"Well I was talking to Naruto today and he was talking about families again, and I was kind of wondering what you think about it. I keep telling him the same thing, but I'm not so sure he listens" Iruka said laughing softly even though it was a bit of a white lie.

"Families, huh?" Kakashi looked at the man curiously.

Oh I hope that sound in his voice is a good thing Iruka thought nervously.

"I really wouldn't know what to tell him considering I really never had a family of my own. But I bet they're nice" Kakashi said softly. Iruka looked up at him, smiling encouragingly, silently asking for him to continue. Kakashi sighed before smiling at the man.

"I didn't really know my father, but I suppose he was a good man. That's probably as close as I got to having a family" Kakashi said softly.

"So if you could have your own family would you be happy?" Iruka whispered.

"I'd love a family" Kakashi said happily before freezing in his tracks.

"Iruka?" Kakashi whispered gently.

Did I say something? Kakashi thought looking at Iruka's frustrated face.

Iruka grabbed his hand, before Kakashi's train of thought could continue, leading him into a restaurant. They chatted playfully, walking through the park, having a make out session which they were almost seen doing. Iruka had a heart attack while Kakashi tried not to laugh. Iruka was currently jogging to get to his apartment, trying to get away from the embarrassing scene of almost getting caught, before something (someone) stopped him in his tracks.

"Hello Iruka-sensei" Sakura said cheerfully.

"Hi?" Iruka said curiously wondering what the slightly creepy grin on her face was about.

"Yo," Kakashi said loudly standing slightly ahead of Iruka protectively which he did with everyone.

"Kakashi remember a long time ago, a year and six months to be more precise, we agreed that you owed me two promises. One of them was already used but I would like to take this chance to use the other" Sakura said mischievously. Kakashi looked at her suspiciously knowing deep down he owed a lot to her, but she was definitely up to something.

"What are you doing Sakura-chan?" Shikamaru came up behind her along with Naruto and Sasuke who happened to spot him.

"I'm just asking Kakashi-sensei to repay a favor he owes me" Sakura said happily. Everyone looked at each other knowing Sakura was definitely going to meddle in her own "special" way again. Kakashi cleared his throat not really wanting to ask what the girl was up to, but curiosity won over him; and he usually kept most of his favors anyway.

"And what would you like from me exactly?" Kakashi asked curiously as Iruka looked up at Kakashi with a questioning eyebrow. Kakashi shrugged as their group sweat dropped at the smile growing on Sakura's face; it looked…devious.

"I would like to borrow Pakkun for the rest of the day. He will be returned to you by the time you leave for your mission tomorrow so don't worry" Sakura said as everyone wasn't sure what she just asked of Kakashi.

"You want to borrow Pakkun?" Kakashi asked curiously, "why?"

"There is something I need him to do for me" Sakura said maintaining an aloof tone.

"Okay…" Kakashi said nervously, summoning Pakkun who 'poof-ed' into his hands.

"What's up boss? I didn't think the mission was until tomorrow" Pakkun asked with a bored tone.

"As a favor I owe Sakura, she needs your assistance I guess" Kakashi said dully but curiosity was really over whelming him.

"Sure boss" Pakkun said leaping towards Sakura.

"Yup! You are perfect for the job!" Sakura said excitedly only having the smile on her face turn conniving.

"Boss?" Pakkun squeaked out only to have Kakashi have anime tears run down his face as he gave a half wave to his pug.

"I'm not sure I want to know" Naruto said suspiciously. Everyone nodded as they parted ways for the evening. Iruka patted Kakashi's arm who looked worried about what Sakura was going to do to Pakkun; of course Kakashi looked just as bored as ever to anyone else looking their way. They finally reached the apartment as Iruka tried to get Kakashi into a playful mood again which was working out quite well.

"I really had fun today Kakashi-kun" Iruka breathed breathlessly sitting next to Kakashi on the edge of the bed after their continued make out session from the park. Iruka obviously forgave him after he laughed at Iruka's face which was red with embarrassment for almost being caught in the park.

"I'm glad" Kakashi said happily looking deeply into Iruka's eyes who looked just as happily back at him. Both leaned forward gently kissing each other, before it became more aggressive. The need to be with each other grew alarmingly fast as clothes were shed from each person desperately. The need just to be close fueled their lust.

"Kashi" Iruka gasped out as the man bit and nipped at the man's skin.

"Your skin is always so beautiful Ruka" Kakashi smirked.

"Imbecile" Iruka muttered making Kakashi laugh.

"And here I was trying to give a compliment" Kakashi smirked biting on the man's collar bone making him yelp.

"I missed you Ruka" Kakashi whispered diving his mouth towards Iruka's again who just as aggressively wanted to win their battle. Kakashi's wandering hands roamed Iruka's body, massaging the man here and there squeezing the man's ass making Iruka moan. Kakashi smirked at Iruka whose blush only darkened when their gazes met. Kakashi nuzzled his face down to Iruka's exposed manhood licking up and down the man's obvious hard on.

Iruka bucked at the man loving and hating how he felt it all.

"Always sensitive aren't you?" Kakashi practically purred making Iruka gasp loudly when he bit Iruka's inner thigh.

"N-No!" Iruka's hands nestled their way into Kakashi's hair as the man took Iruka's head into his mouth sucking gently. Iruka could feel sparks running down his back as his gasps turned high pitched.

"Oh no you don't, I'm not finished yet" Kakashi said smirking as Iruka's member popped out of his mouth. Iruka groaned wanting nothing more than to be filled by the man. Kakashi, practically reading Iruka's mind, flipped Iruka onto his stomach as Iruka looked deeply back at him.

"I'm not sure what I should do" Kakashi put his finger on his chin taking a 'thinking pose.'

"Kashi" Iruka moaned out, his hard on digging into the bed.

"Hm?" Kakashi asked playfully grabbing Iruka's ass firmly biting on the one sensitive place on his butt making Iruka buck hard, tears of pleasure falling from his eyes.

"Please" Iruka begged lifting his hips higher for Kakashi.

"Please what Ruka?" Kakashi practically moaned licking the bruised spot he just bit.

"Pound into me" Iruka begged looking over his shoulder at the man, his breathing already ragged.

"With what Ruka?" Kakashi smirked deviously at the man. Iruka pushed his hips hard against Kakashi's evident hard on making Kakashi moan. Iruka smirked at him making Kakashi even more turned on.

"Why whatever do you mean baby?" Kakashi said playfully making Iruka's eyes widen. Now Kakashi knew that he could play as much as he wanted to with Iruka. He also knew that Iruka was short tempered and feisty; which he loved by the way. Too much playing though and Iruka would attack him faster than a dog at an all you can eat steak soiree.

"Why you perverted old man!" Iruka yelled out jumping backward in attempts to hit Kakashi's chest only to be pushed down aggressively by the man who entered him hard and deep. Iruka gave a chocked sob at the feeling of being filled coursed through his body. Not being touched by the man for over a week made his body all the more sensitive to Kakashi.

"So feisty" Kakashi growled. He slammed into the man making Iruka gasp holding onto the sheets in a death grip.

"It always feels so good inside you" Kakashi said ramming into the man quickly, leaning over Iruka's tensing muscled back to whisper dirty things into his ear. Iruka's blush was becoming deeper and deeper by the second along with Kakashi's thrusts.

"Feel good?" Kakashi moaned out loving how tight and warm it was around his member.

"Yeah!" Iruka sobbed out. Kakashi's thrusts were sporadic. He would slow down, speed up, change his angle ever so slightly causing Iruka's member to have friction against the sheets below him.

"You want to come?" Kakashi teased as he licked the Iruka's ear lobe, sucking on it before biting on the man's shoulder aggressively.

"Yes!" Iruka could hardly contain himself and he was so close. His breathing was shallow along with Kakashi's as Kakashi maintained one speed; hard and fast. Iruka couldn't help the sobs that left him as his butt felt like it was on cloud nine along with his heart and head.

"Kashi!" Iruka yelled out, the coil in his stomach on the verge of unwinding itself.

"Ruka! Cum!" Kakashi yelled out only causing Iruka's back to bow as Iruka gasped, jolted, and silently screamed his way through his orgasm while Kakashi just moaned his way through his own, loving how Iruka's walls tightened aggressively around his member. Kakashi fell to Iruka's side slightly, so as to not crush the man below him, while remaining inside him. Iruka was already having a hard time regaining his breathing but wanted to go at it again.

Once it became quieter Kakashi thought it was a good time to bring up what he had been thinking about earlier.

"Iruka, I didn't mean I don't want you around. When you asked me earlier about families I mean. I just was saying they sounded nice and all" Kakashi said quietly, kissing Iruka's shoulder gently.

"I understand Kakashi" Iruka smiled gently over to his side, kissing the man softly. Kakashi smiled back loving how Iruka just understood him so much.

"Round two?" Kakashi asked playfully as Iruka protested slightly only causing them to fall off the bed in a heap. It was going to be a long night for them.

Now Pakkun should have been suspicious the moment Sakura gave him a nice, big, juicy steak. He should have been even more suspicious when she asked if he wanted another one. Being full on steak, Pakkun just had to ask.

"Now if your task for me was to eat steak, I would have been more than happy to comply, but you seem to have an ulterior motive, Sakura-chan" Pakkun said suspiciously, hiccupping.

"I'm going to run something by you and I want to see what you think" Sakura said seriously as she picked up Pakkun knowing Shikamaru and her friends were probably close by. She began to whisper in his ear covering her mouth with her hand.

"What would you say if Iruka was able to have a child with Kakashi?" Sakura asked curiously. Pakkun looked surprised and then smiled widely at the girl showing all his canines.

"I think Kakashi would love it if his mate did that. When he was a child himself and his father gave him us as a pack of puppies, the look of surprise and happiness was obvious on his face. I'm sure a pup of his own would be good for him. Plus if he can take care of a pack of dogs from when he was a child, he would make a good father" Pakkun said, endearment in his voice. Sakura looked at him surprised before smiling softly at the pug.

Of course Pakkun would never say this to Kakashi, ever; he was prideful after all.

"Glad you agree" Sakura said happily.

"But why do you need me for? And how is a male mate of Kakashi's able to get pregnant?" Pakkun asked curiously.

"Leave the pregnancy part to me. But from you, I need you to collect a semen sample from Kakashi and Iruka. Whatever amount you get is fine and place them into separate vials" Sakura said holding out a green vial for Iruka and a blue vial for Kakashi.

"And how do you want me to get them?" Pakkun asked, afraid of the answer. Sakura's smile only grew.

"Oh no! No, no, no, no, no!" Pakkun said trying to get out of Sakura's hold.

"I walked in on them once and almost got neutered, I have you know!" Pakkun said desperately trying to run away but couldn't even get out of Sakura's grip.

"Come on Pakkun! You said Kakashi would be happy to have a kid and I need your help to do it!" Sakura said, trying to convince the dog.

"Then why don't you do it!?" Pakkun said angrily not liking this plan.

"Because if Kakashi senses me while I'm in there, I won't be able to get the sample I need! You know how protective he is of Iruka!" Sakura said desperately, "Besides I need you to smell out whose semen is whose so they go into the correct vials!"

Sakura gave Pakkun a puppy dog look that Pakkun tried to ignore. Sakura began to sniffle making Pakkun want look away and not give in. Sakura whispered his name sadly making Pakkun yell out.

"BAH! Fine! But only because I know both of them want a family! I trust you will keep Iruka safe though?" Pakkun ground out sternly also protective of Iruka.

"Always" Sakura said gently.

"Fine" Pakkun said holding the vials in his mouth.

"Find me at the hospital when you're done…collecting… and then good luck on your mission okay!?" Sakura said happily, "oh and get the best samples you can find okay?"

Pakkun rolled his eyes at her before nodding, disappearing in a puff of smoke. Pakkun decided to wait until three in the morning to get the samples not knowing when Kakashi and Iruka were going to be…done.

Both were fast asleep though when he found them. Pakkun gulped before slowly waddling into the room peaking over the bed at the two. Kakashi snuggled further into Iruka's back making Iruka sigh.

This is it. I can do this. Just need to grab it fast and then leave. Yeah. Kami this sucks Pakkun thought as he heaved in a giant breathe.

Pakkun pushed the green vial towards Iruka's member with his hind paw scooping up some semen. Iruka twitched slightly considering the vial touched his member, but Kakashi just snuggled in comfort into the man's back making Iruka relax again (Pakkun almost had a panic attack) before bringing the vial back with his hind paw. That was probably the best sample he would get since it was direct and it smelled exactly like Iruka.

I'm so going to bathe in a hot spring for the next year after this Pakkun sweat dropped and Sakura-chan is so going to pay for all of the expenses including steak!

Now Kakashi was going to be harder. The best sample would be inside Iruka and the problem was that Kakashi was still inside him under the blanket (the blanket covered Kakashi's lower half and one of Iruka's legs).

Pakkun gulped. He tucked Iruka's sample away observing the situation. He poked Kakashi with a sharp nail in the back only to make the man fidget slightly. Pakkun inwardly groaned thinking it might be safer on Iruka's side. So he sat in front of Iruka poking the brunet with his paw only making the man rub the spots the pug poked at. This was getting Pakkun nowhere so he decided to tickle the man with his wet nose.

Iruka sleepily chuckled grabbing Pakkun by surprise turning to face Kakashi with Pakkun in tow. Both groaned in the change of position but Kakashi was out of Iruka now. Pakkun however, was trapped in between their bodies and was starting to suffocate. He couldn't wrestle his way out knowing he'd wake them up, but if he didn't move he was going to die from oxygen deprivation. He wiggled and squirmed his way from out between them until he popped out landing on the floor with a thump.

Kakashi lifted his head up sleepily, observing the room, before slumping back onto his pillow snuggling into Iruka's hair. Pakkun was under the bed hyperventilating because Kakashi had a rule. Once Iruka and him entered the apartment, no one was a loud to bother them unless said people informed Kakashi and or Iruka that they were coming over. That also went for his pack and everyone in the village. It was especially dangerous for the Anbu when they had to inform a sleepy and protective Kakashi that he was needed on a mission. Three had already been cut by his blade, four had been punched (two were from Iruka), and seven had to dodge weapons that were thrown at them.

Both just snuggled closer to each other sighing since they were able to squish closer to each other once Pakkun popped out from between them. Pakkun was gasping in air trying to quietly breathe knowing his paw had been twisted while trying to escape. He stealthily hopped onto the bed, now that Iruka's back was toward him, and he pushed the blue vial with his hind leg to get a sample from Iruka's behind. He quickly scooted the vial back to him, which smelled entirely of Kakashi, placing it into his pouch.

This is by far worst mission I've ever been on Pakkun thought before quickly leaving the apartment as fast as he could. He was sure that his life past before his eyes at least three times that night. He dropped off the vials yelling at Sakura the entire time who just shooed him out of her office. He was mostly barking at her angrily but a few words could be heard like: crazy, insane, psycho, mad, neutered. Things like that.

"Pakkun, you must tell no one what you did, is that clear? That includes your pack" Sakura said giving the pug a glare. Pakkun glared right back at her, nodding, before sticking his nose up in the air. If Sakura had to guess, he was going to bathe for the night. Not that she blamed him.

Sakura set to work on making the…substance that was about to change Iruka and Kakashi's world forever. And Naruto, Sasuke, Kotetsu, Izumo, Raidou, and Genma's (and other same sex couples) that asked it of her.

Let the chaos begin.

-There you have it! The first chapter. Chaos. Mwahahaha! Review and on to the next chapter!