And now...we'll take a look into Ren's mind on what he thought in "The First Step: Part 2", "The Emerald Forest: Part 1" and "Players and Pieces"

Also, I might change the name of this fic for something else appropriate for Ren's mind musings.

I Do Not Own RWBY, Roosterteeh and Monty Oum does

'GOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLL' Ren's mind shouted while watching Ruby whiz past him and just railroad a small bird.

'10 points to Ruby' grinning while he himself was still going at an incredibly high speed in the air.

'I would have put on shades but blondy stole my idea.' He had eyed her before they set off for the cliff. Seemed she knew how they were going into the initiation. But an even better idea formulated in his mind. Nora lately had subjected him to a number of very catchy songs that aired in Vale. And when Ren liked something, it usually played in the background of his mind while daily life proceeded onwards as such. So, what song was playing while being hurtled so many miles per hour through the air?

'I'm a boss ass bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! Bitch! I'm a-' If the sitting position of arms spread out with Stormflower in both his hands. Taking the wind to his face while his long ponytail swung in the air behind him.

'I need to stop letting Nora convert me to genre's of music I don't even like. But damn is this catchy! It's like I don't give a fu-'

He himself was about to end up a very unfortunate soul if he lingered any longer in his head, thinking of a last minute strategy to land safely.

'Quick! Deploy, ah screw it yolo if I break my arm doing this.'

It was a shot but using the extended blade from his pistols, the nearest tree was met carving a candy cane path down the tree trunk. Coming around completely unscathed brushing off his pants legs from tree bark.

'See, a most delicate and expertly timed landing by yours truly, good thing I thought of t-'

"WAHOOOOO!"

'Bitch!' Hearing the sound of explosions go off, they belonged to a one, idea stealer named Yang. Ren started to walk off in his own direction to nowhere in particular to search or relics.

'I feel like later on, she and I are going to fight and I'll strangely be turned on awkwardly from her kicking my ass...premonition much?'

'And this is where I question: are they filming another Anacondas movie and I didn't know it and I've been secretly cast? Because if so, I am very disappointed I was not told. I love those movies.'

Trying to come upon a fresh and easy meal, a King Taijitu stared down the lone warrior in the open grassy field.

'There should be some music somewhere...while I flip through stacks of CD's in my mind...ahaha! There it is. How about we rock it to the first part Celldweller: The Last Firstborn, snakey?'

He was met back with a loud hiss. The kin curling up into a defensive ball ready to lunge if the boy made a move. Meanwhile Ren rolled his eyes from the giant Grimm.

'I'm making you into matching holsters for Stormflower.'

'After I make Nora a very fashionable purse. And some loafers...and a belt...and hat and-'

The beast lunged forth, fangs wide open ready for the kill for the still rambling boy.

'This can wait.'

'Nora + Ursa+ caffeine= my problems. 98% of that is just exclusively Nora anyway. Maybe if I had a little bit of caffeine, maybe I could keep up with her2 second plans to ride an Ursa-oh geezus Christ I can't take my eyes off of her for a second!'

"NORA!"

"Coming Ren~"

'I don't get paid enough to be her handler. She was mingling with the normal people and now they're questioning my sanity. Good thing I have some to spare.'

This clearly is a good time to go introduce myself while my companion fawns over her chess piece. This would have been good until a loud yelling from the sky came crashing down upon us. A girl in red flailing for her life. That is until like a bullet to the side, a lanky blond veered her off to the side by colliding into each other.

'It's raining men? No I don't think that's appropriate enough.' The trees in our surrounding area began to crumble and fall to the ground, making a way to the temple. A red-haired amazon emerged from the trees clearly running at top speed. Ren was about to question why when a giant DeathStalker practically mowed down the trees in its path to get to the girl.

'Is this trip going to be one big expedition of movie spoofs I am not prepared for? Because now I think we're in The Mummy...or the Scorpion King, or Clash of Titans, whichever movie has a giant scorpion in it, I don't know.'

"Can everyone just calm down for 2 seconds before something crazy happens!?" As if that wasn't bad enough, finally making his way over to introduce himself, Red Riding Hood poked the elder and pointed up to the sky.

'Giant Nevermore...I don't have a movie reference for that.'

"How could you leave me?!"

'Question is: why haven't you let go yet? You like...just landed with your glyphs. I swear people with no effort in landing strategies.'

"I said jump?"

"She's gonna fall."

"She'll be fine."

Before he could make more questions for himself, her grip must have slipped on the talon and her body started to plummet down to the ground.

"She's falling." He added in himself.

'Correction, it's raining women. Now this is appropriate.'

Cutting his eyes away from seeing her inevitable death from falling, the same boy from earlier emerged from the trees with a bridal carry ready and caught her in the knick of time. Some cheesy line was said and now the both of them fell so ungracefully to the ground.

The guy was first, landing on his front. Then she with not a care in the world landing on his back just looking at her nails in a bored fashion. "My hero."

"My back."

'My back too. It hurts from the visualization just now...I think we should bond, bro.'

And that was the moment Ren realized he wanted to be on Jaune's team.

'There's waaaaaaaayyyyyy too many chicks here anyway. I'll need a wingman, and you'd look like the perfect dorky blond guy to fit the criteria.'

The red head from earlier being chased by a DeathStalker had lost the amazing race and skidded to a halt in front of us from being smacked by a claw.

'Well for your troubles miss Amazon for not winning the race but being damn close, a consolation prize of hoping you're on our team for more badassery. We're going to wreck this school year.'

'Sticking Nora with Jaune over there might have been a bad idea.'

Looking over to see the 2 separated, he smiled back to Nora.

'Hi Nora.'

Hearing the sound of her hammer go off from the explosive trigger and Jaune yelping, Pyrrha, now that he had her name firing off dust rounds to stave the Grimm back. His own pistols were at work until 2 bodies landed ahead of them with Nora in a signature salute pose gliding through the air.

'Bye Nora.'

Trying to smash through the thick armour didn't work when the stinger threatened to pierce her. Using another round she shot off landed back to everyone else but just straight up knocking the black cat girl off of the ledge.

'Have I ever told you about Nora's accidental death kills? I think we're up to 10. 37 of mine were attempted.'

When he assumed the worst, she came back fling high into the slashing her blade along the Nevermore's back trying to work through its' tough feathers.

'Nevermind, we're back down to 9. Meanwhile, while Charlie's Angels + 1 take down the Nevermore, they left us with the DeathStalker.'

One of it's many eyes surveyed the teenagers before them, some especially looking down at himself.

'Why do I have the feeling I'm about to get wrecked?'

'Apparently giant scorpions do not like: Blades in the eyes, or bullets trying to shoot through it's stinger. I'm paying for that right now.'

is balance was lost when Pyrrha's blade made its way into one of its eyes and caused it to thrash wildly.

'Crap crap crap!'

Grip loosened, he was sent flying off to the side while Nora yell his name for concern. Oddly enough, a song came to mind with the way he was thrown.

'I came in like a wreeeeecking ball!-'

"Ofpmh!" And that, was the sound of Ren crashing into a broken stone wall, sliding down to the dirt from the impact.

'Stupid...wrecking ball song...throwing me off.' He would have gotten up but the ground beneath him was so comfortable to move just yet. The only time he did move was when his temp team demolished what was left of the bridge and landed in a line fashion.

'I...am so much more awesome, than all of you combined. Even Nora's awesome cannot compare to mine.'

His strength gave out on him at the wrong moment. Falling face forward with a sigh back into the ground next to Pyrrha.

'I even land on my face better than you.'

"Jaune Arc, Nora Valkyrie, Pyrrha Nikos, and Lie Ren."

'That's Lie 'teh master' Ren.'

"From this moment onward you will be known as "Team JNPR, led by, Jaune Arc."

Standing more proudly than anyone else. A glomp from Nora almost sent him off the stage.

'Nora calm down, not in front of the kids.'

Eyeing his new leader, he spotted Pyrrha just glow with excitement for the young man and playfully punch him in the arm. The punch being too strong for him sent him down on the stage and even the auditorium laugh at the scene. She looked back to the headmaster with the same glowing expression.

'I ship it. I ship this hard, more than me and Nora actually, but that ship will come later.'

A/N: Ok, that was a bit fun.

I really didn't know if I should have turned this into a series or not but I DID leave it open and not complete, plus reviews are always nice. Again, I know the dance is like...the next day so that one will take time to write. R&R and tell me how this works. Or ya know...prompts for Ren area always nice too.

Also for those of you waiting on an update for "Just A Little Bite?", still working on the actual real first chapter, and trying to acquire a beta reader so please be patient!

R&R

Raiken~