"Your engaged to a guy named Edge?" Trish asked as she shook her head, "Remind me not to leave you alone when you have a drink in your hand again, next time your going to end up sleeping with a guy named Chainsaw."

"Well you seemed to like him last night." Lita said as she joined her roommate on the couch, "Or did you blackout?"

"I didn't blackout, I remember thinking he was hot and he seemed charming for the most part but you barely know this guy and you're marrying him, it makes no sense, for all you know he's a murderer." Trish said as she tried to talk some sanity back into her friend.

"If I'm being completely honest I don't really want to be with this guy, its just my mother has been driving me insane 'when are you going to get married Lita' 'I'm going to die before I get grandchildren aren't I Lita?'" Lita recited a few things her mother had told her, she didn't think that she should tell Trish about the money, it would make her seem shallow and kind of hypocritical, "I get a good vibe from Edge."

"You know maybe I would be more willing to let my best friend go if his name wasn't Edge, I mean seriously what kind of name is that?" Trish asked.

"A nickname, I'm pretty sure he has a real name." Lita replied, "Plus I'm almost thirty I need to settle down."

"That's like the exact opposite of what you said last night." Trish stated.

"Okay Trish why don't you be happy for me instead of being judgmental?" Lita asked, she really wasn't in the mood to talk about her engagement anymore, but she knew that Trish was going to drag it out anyway, "I'm starting to think you're jealous."

Trish scoffed, "Of what, that you're a total lunatic?"

Lita rolled her eyes, "Believe what you want but I think getting married is the right choice for me at this point in my life." It was the right choice because of the money, she wouldn't be doing it otherwise.

"I'm not sure if I'm going to like this girl Edge, she agreed to marry you in like twenty minutes."

"Mickie calm down," Edge told her, "if I wanted to I could get you to agree to marry me in ten minutes."

"But he's not going to try, ever." Randy said in a warning tone as he gave a glare Edge.

"Mickie call off your guard dog." Edge told her as he gave a half smirk to Randy.

"Edge you're changing the subject, this girl seems like a gold digger." Mickie stated gathering that from everything she had been told.

"She isn't, at least I don't think so." Edge replied, seriously he offered her over a million dollars, who wouldn't take that deal?

"I agree with Mickie, would she be marrying you if you weren't giving her money?" Randy asked.

"No, but I wouldn't have even asked her if I didn't want the money, so doesn't that make me the gold digger?" Edge asked, thinking he was making a very good point.

"Edge you will regret this, this girl could be insane." Mickie said trying to get into Edge's thick skull that his plan wasn't exactly golden.

"You should be happy, you have two friends, me and Randy." Edge stated as he rolled his eyes, he didn't get why Mickie thought it was any of her business.

"I have more than two friends." Mickie argued.

"Sure," Edge gave a wink to Randy, "but regardless Mickie you have better things to do then interfere with my personal life, you have a job, don't you?"

Mickie rolled her eyes, "Yes I have a job but I'm worried about this Edge."

Edge snickered, "Don't be, I'll be fine and if I'm not I'll let you kick her ass."

"Please I would have done that without your permission."

Edge laughed before smiling at her, "Are you sure you don't want to do-"

"Finish that sentence and I'll kill you." Randy interrupted him as he protectively put an arm over Mickie.

"Right, the big bad Randy is the only thing in our way." Edge said flirtatiously as he gave a small wink to her, "Now if you two will excuse me I have to call my fiancé." Edge ignored their protests before pulling out his phone.

"Hello?" Lita asked as she picked up her phone.

"Hey its me." Edge spoke into the phone trying his best to sound awesome.

"Who is this?" Lita asked not liking that a man with a strange voice was calling her.

"Edge, your fiancé." Edge replied as he tried to keep his cool, he didn't like her not knowing what he sounded like on the phone.

"Oh right, what do you want?" Lita asked trying to make him think that she had forgotten, she had gotten the sense that an annoyed Edge would actually be very entertaining.

"I want to know what time I should pick you up and move you into my house." Edge stated not even bothering to get her opinion on the matter.

"I can't just get up and leave, it'll take me a while to pack." Lita responded not believing he already wanted her to move in and that he had expected it to be done in a day.

"You don't need to, I'll have my fashion consultant take you shopping."

"You have a fashion consultant?" Lita asked as she tried not to laugh, she could really picture Edge with some snobby overpaid person who was telling him what to wear, she had the feeling that he liked to be trendy which almost made her nose crinkle and even worse than being trendy he probably watched those horrible reality television shows.

Edge frowned as if he got the sense that Lita was trying not to laugh, "Not really, mostly I just ask her opinion on things to wear, but I'll get her to take you shopping though."

"That isn't necessary I have clothes and I have things that I want to keep." Lita said as she tried to convince him that she needed stuff too.

"Look you made me a deal that you were going to marry me, which means you have to move in with me right away so nobody suspects anything." Edge reminded her.

"I don't even know where you live." Lita stated hoping that would buy her more time to pack.

"I'll pick you up at your place." Edge replied, he couldn't give into Lita that fast, if he did she'd walk all over him for the entire year and that was the last thing he wanted.

"How do you know where I live?" Lita asked, not knowing how to feel about that.

"Please, I'm rich I can find out whatever I want."

"Okay."

"I'll let you bring two suitcases, that is it, only bring what you know you want to keep."

"You know I haven't even known you a day but I already know that you are a complete ass."

"Like you're a saint?" Edge asked.

"I didn't say I was a-you know what I'll see you when you get here, but I hope you know that I am only doing this for the money." Lita said, trying to make it clear she didn't want to be anything other than well spouses who had no sexual contact.

"So does that mean you want our song at the wedding to be song by Kanye?" Edge asked as he imagined Gold Digger playing at the wedding.

"Who?" Lita asked, deciding to test her Edge watches reality tv theory to the test, of course she knew who he was, but Edge didn't know that.

"You know what never mind." Edge replied before hanging up his phone, he didn't know if she was kidding or not but he couldn't believe it.

"How was the chat?" Randy asked as he noticed Edge looked more tense.

"Go to hell." Edge said before exiting the restaurant.

Lita looked around to find what to bring to her new home, of course she didn't know where Edge lived but assumed he lived in one of those fancy over the top neighborhoods that everybody hated except for the people that lived in them,

"What are you doing?" Trish asked as she entered Lita's room.

"I'm packing, Edge is coming by later to pick me up." Lita replied as she began to place clothes in the suitcase on her bed, "Want to help?"

"No because I still don't approve of this." Trish stated before exiting the room.

Lita rolled her eyes as she continued packing, maybe she would come around maybe she wouldn't but Lita knew that whatever that was going to happen was either going to be for better or for worse.

A/N Thoughts?