The wind elegantly blows through the dusty, crooked and seemingly worn out corridors of the room; casting gently upon the unconscious pair. Even if the room was not as 'demolished' as before; considering the past years of the incident, the surroundings were given a handful of repairs by Soos and Wendy just in case the twins return to their welcoming campsite.
Dipper woke up, squinting as he did. He yawned softly unlike his current habit. Likely enough because obviously he's more (and finally, he would think) mature that he would sleep in one room without Mabel around. But since he's recently knocked out, he had a sinking feeling that Mabel is sleeping beside him and even though she's old enough to not throw groans and tantrums if he yawns too loud she would probably get the nearest thing around her and slap or stuff it in his mouth.
He blinked as he examined the dimly lit room. 'Well what do you know, she's sleeping right below my feet' He chuckled slightly at how silly that was. Dipper smiled to himself. The room was not half bad. There's a few cracks here and there, but the floors, the walls, even the celling was neatly polished. But of course he understood, considering Soos was his own boss and repairman now... His eyes suddenly widened at the thought. 'Wh-why am I getting all so comfy a-and peaceful all of the sudden?! Soos just knocked us out! O-oh no.. Grunkle Stan..' Dipper shuddered, horrified as he grabbed his hair out of nervousness while frightful picture played in his head. 'C-Crap…Why.. Why did he-' "Morning Dipster!"
"AAAH!" The present-day mystery hunter freaked and backed out to the walls, letting out an annoyed groan after realizing it was only his 'possibly-never-going-to-slightly-grow-up' sister who's now laughing on cue. "Heheh! You're always so jumpy! What's in your mind you little jumper?" Mabel giggled, ruining his already bad morning hair. Dipper blushed slightly at this action. Well, not only because of his damn puberty but hell was classes when people started to 'ship' them. He did not like the idea one. BIT. Same with Mabel, but that doesn't stop them from literally caring for one another as family.
"Mabel.." Dipper huffed.
"Yeah?"
"Would you give your life to enter that one party?"
"I would give my BLOOD." The alpha twin said dramatically pulling her sweater sleeves up.
"Well there's only one thing left to-" "Cut me the superhero cliché general Dippings, we've got more investigation to get down to." Mabel interrupted in a cartoon-ish way (I know, ironic isn't it?)
"You've got a point there, Mabel. I mean its like our first summer all over again! Mabel!" The omega twin exclaimed in realization, "Don't you see?! Grunkle Stan's hiding something from us again!" Dipper screamed while shaking his sister.
"Hmm… Interesting.", Mabel nodded, resuming her spy zone, "Will we ever find out what it is?" She added while stroking her chin.
"Oh we will, alright. As long as we keep it.." Dipper paused while leaning near his sister's ear to whisper.
"..Hidden…"
Mabel shot her- 'wait, what?' look at her still paranoid brother.
Dipper sighed and rolled his eyes. He still hates the fact he always needs to explain everything to her sister, well, not like he's not used to it. "Its simple!" Dipper pointed out while walking to the door, carefully holding it's knob. "We'll just have to fake ourselves to party! The both of us will pretend we have amnesia, and after a few 'chit-chat' to loosen their minds, we go back here and pretend we will sleep but the truth is.."
Mabel gasped. "We'll break out!"
"Exactly!"
The duo slowly creeped down the noisy and durable stairs and pretended to yawn. They spotted Soos, Wendy, and Stanley slumped lazily among couches mourning their distinguishable tiredness of some 'work' they did. Dipper had a feeling that all of them secretly did some huge project the whole day he and his sister were knocked off their heads. Although that thought swiveled away as Stanley grunted a not-so-welcoming greeting.
"HEY! Ehem, um…Good late afternoon.. S-Sit down and have some coffee. You…You drink coffee now, right?" Stanley cleared his throat as he handed the twins some of the warm, slightly milky colored energy drink.
Mabel beamed as she took both of the cups in an instant making Dipper yelp in the process. "Ohoops, heh, sorry, were are my manners? Why of course Grunkle Stan! I looooove coffee! Just the way to start the sunset afternoon!" "-Late afternoon," Dipper corrected her. "Late afternoon!"
The younger twin coughed. 'Well there goes Mabel's caffeine addiction…' He thought, concerned. 'Alright! Now's not the time to fret. Time to put this plan in action.' Dipper inhaled.
"Hey! Um.. Wendy? Is that you? Woow, you're still wearing my hat!" He said quite nervously, mentally slapping and reminding himself to not milk it too much.
"Oh, uh..Yeah! Of course why wouldn't I wear it?" Wendy replied casually.
Mabel remembered the plan and mentally face palmed herself. It was far too obvious that Dipper was faking it too much. But at least it doesn't affect them.
"Oh and yeah! Hehehe..", Mabel chuckled nervously, "How did we even get here? The last thing I remember was me and Dipper returning here at Gravity Falls then, poof! We're inside the shack."
Grunkle Stan scoffed as he drank his coffee. "Oh we dragged you in because uhh you kinda got knocked out near the doorstep. Such wind to wreck the door right in your faces huh?"
"The most definite explanation, Mr. Pines!" Soos chirped in the conversation.
"Well, "Dipper yawned, 'So much for the sleeping plan, ugh! Curse you coffee!' He scorned at the thought. "Anyways, we kinda, you know, need to settle in and stuff, heh, in our room.. Place our things! And all that, kind of stuff." He added.
"Welp, we need to get back to work anywhoo," Stanley sighed, scratching his behind, "Stay safe you two, and um… don't cause too much trouble." He sniffed lazily as he went down the stairs in a clumsy manner.
"See ya." Wendy followed as Soos fixed the table.
"Wow! I can't believe that worked so well!" Dipper whispered as Wendy stopped in her tracks. She smiled to herself and moved on murmuring, "Kids these days, they learn how to live." To what the twins do not know, she heard everything.
A/N
Well adding all the ships will be a pain xD Hope you like it! 3
