Lita woke up in her bed, at first she was a bit confused before she remembered that she had moved in with Edge, so far she had liked living in that house, but when she was alone it kind of creeped her out, not that she would ever admit it out loud, but she decided that she was going to find Edge, so Lita got out of her bed and began walking until she saw an open door with Edge only in a towel, for a minute she was unable to take her eyes off of Edge's abs, but she was knocked out of her trance when music began playing and Edge began singing along,
"I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts!"
Lita silently laughed as she watched her fiancé dance, she had never thought that he was the dancing type,
"And I'm too sexy for Milan, Too sexy for Milan, New York, and Japan
I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing"
Lita almost burst out laughing once Edge started doing moves that really should have been left in the seventies,
"I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk
On the catwalk, yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk"
Unable to not say anything any longer Lita shook her head, "I bet you do."
Edge quickly spun around to see Lita, he was really hoping his face didn't show his embarrassment, but decided he was taking her with him, he grabbed her hand and pulled her up against him, "I'm too sexy for my car, too sexy for my car, too sexy by far." Edge stopped singing once he noticed Lita laughing, "You have the best laugh I've ever heard."
"Random much?" Lita asked, she could feel her heart pounding as she stood so close to Edge, she was pretty much being held by a man in a towel and she hated that she didn't hate it.
"You're right I'm sorry." Edge said as he kept his arms wrapped around Lita, he didn't even realize what he was doing but it made him feel good, "Do you want so breakfast?"
"I need to take a shower." Lita replied, it was more of a desperate attempt to get away from Edge until he was dressed, it would make it easier to not like him.
"Do you want me to come?" Edge asked, he decided that he would ask because he had nothing to lose.
Lita pulled herself away from Edge, "You are such a pervert."
"This coming from the woman who just took off my towel?" Edge asked with a smirk.
"What?" Lita asked, before her eyes widening Edge was on full display.
"Well what are you waiting for its only fair that you strip down too." Edge stated as he crossed his arms, what's fair is fair.
"Um no." Lita responded, she wasn't going to get naked because some guy asked her to.
"Well then pick up my towel." Edge demanded, he didn't want to bend down and pick it up, he didn't drop it.
"What?" Lita asked.
"I feel offended, you're hungry eyes have been looking me up and down."
"You're annoying." Lita said before bending down to pick up the towel.
"Hey guys, Michael said I could go ahead and come u-I am so sorry!"
Lita quickly tuned around to see a blond girl that she had never seen before, "This isn't what it looks like."
"Michelle what are you doing here?" Edge asked horrified as he grabbed the towel from Lita, "I thought you were still in Florida."
"I came back once I heard my older brother was engaged, I thought I'd surprise you and I was coming back for the barbeque anyway."
"Oh my god, you're Edge's sister?" Lita asked, that made her even more embarrassed, she was going to have to deal with her for as long as she was married to Edge.
"Yeah, I'm Michelle, Michelle Calaway." Michelle said as she shielded her eyes, "I'll just see you guys later."
"Well that was-"
"Mortifying, I didn't want to meet your sister like this, I didn't even know you had a sister."
"Well yeah she's probably your age, how old are you?" Edge asked.
"Twenty eight." Lita replied before rolling her eyes, "When I meet your family we're going to have to get out story straight, alright?"
"Yeah whatever."
Lita shook her head before slamming the door on her way out,
"Lita are you okay?"
"Mickie you scared the hell out of me!" Lita shouted, "Do people always come in like this to Edge's house?"
"Pretty much, he isn't that private of a guy." Mickie stated, the night before she had mostly been trying to grill Lita, but today she needed her help, "Lita I know we don't know each other that well but can you me a favor?"
"I guess." Lita replied, as long as it wasn't something incredibly stupid.
"You can keep a secret right?" Mickie asked, even though she didn't have that much of a choice.
"Yeah, Mickie what's going on?" Lita asked.
"I'll tell you when we get in my car, come on." Mickie commanded as she led Lita to her car.
"Michelle!" Edge shouted as he entered his parent's home, he needed to make sure that Michelle didn't tell their parents.
"Older brother nice to see you found some clothes." Michelle said with a smirk.
"What do you want Michelle?" Edge asked knowingly as he crossed his arms.
"Why older brother whatever do you mean?" Michelle asked innocentally.
"Don't play that game with me." Edge stated, he hated when Michelle did the innocent act.
"Don't play that game with me." Michelle mocked him.
Edge rolled his eyes, he had suddenly entered a time machine and had been transported back to eleven years ago, "Stop it, I hate it when you do that."
"Stop it I hate it when you do that."
"Michelle stop acting like a child." Edge commanded as he looked down at his younger sister.
"Michelle stop acting like a child."
"This isn't funny."
"This isn't funny."
Edge glared at his sister, "You asked for it, mom!"
"Adam I heard you calling?" Edge's mother Rachel asked.
"Michelle is copying me!" Edge told her as he waited for his mother to rip into Michelle.
Rachel rolled her eyes, "Doesn't matter how old you two get and you still act like your little kids, Michelle be nice to your brother."
"Fine, I just miss Mark so much, we haven't been apart this long since we've been married."
Edge resisted the urge to roll his eyes, that was such a Michelle move, "Oh whatever."
"Adam show some compassion."
"But mom."
"Don't you question me boy."
"Yes ma'am." Edge responded lowly as he glared at his sister.
Michelle smiled at him, "Glad you see it my way Edge."
Edge rolled his eyes, "Sure."
"Okay so Mickie, what's up?" Lita asked.
"Well right now you are the closest thing I have to a girl friend so I need you to come to an appointment with me."
"Okay but um why can't you take-I want to say Randy?" Lita asked, she didn't know what it was but she could not remember his name.
"I don't want him to know yet, I'm not even sure." Mickie said, she even hated talking about it but she had to tell someone and Lita was her safest bet.
"Sure of what?" Lita asked, "Mickie are you pregnant?"
Mickie looked down trying to avoid Lita's eyes, "I never meant for it to happen."
"Well you don't know for sure yet, right?" Lita asked.
"I'm pretty sure, all I have to do is get the confirmation today."
"Can't they just call you?"
"They can, but since my Aunt Ivory I told her I'd save her the trouble and that way we can talk."
"So are you going to tell Randy?" Lita asked, she was trying her best to be supportive but honestly thought she wasn't doing too good of a job.
"Hell no, if I am really pregnant," Mickie looked down at her stomach, "I have to get rid of it."
"If that's what you want."
"No it wouldn't be," Mickie said as tears came to her eyes, "I've always wanted kids but Randy doesn't."
Lita looked at Mickie wanting to help but she was holding out due to how awkward it would be, they only had officially met last night, "Well all in all Mickie it doesn't matter what he wants, it's your body and if you want to have a baby, then have the baby."
"But I want him and he doesn't want to be a dad."
"I do not want to overstep my boundaries but this isn't about Randy, this about what you may or may not have growing inside you."
"But-"
"No buts, all you have to do for right now is drive, if you're pregnant you're pregnant but until you know for sure you can't worry about it."
"Okay, but its kind of hard not to think about."
"I know."
Edge grumbled as he walked away from his sister and mother, all his sweet, little, adorable, sister had to do was bat her eyes and gush about her husband to be in their parents good graces, it wasn't fair, but that was life,
"Hey Edge, has Mickie been by here today?" Randy asked, he had woken up to find her gone and she wasn't answering her phone either.
"Yeah she and Lita went somewhere." Edge replied remembering hearing the two talking.
"Mickie went somewhere with a stranger." Randy stated, he couldn't believe she would do that.
"She's not a stranger, she's my fiancé." Edge found himself somewhat defending Lita.
"When's her birthday?" Randy challenged him.
"April 14th." Edge found himself guessing, he knew he probably should have figured that out before.
"I'll have to ask her that later, man I just have no idea what's going on with me, Mickie has been acting different and it has me constantly thinking about it."
"That's because you love her Randy."
"So you felt that way with Maria?"
"Yes."
"And Torrie?"
"Yes but-"
"So you felt that way about two bitches who later dumped you?" Randy asked, he had to have been destined to fall in the same thing as Edge.
"Yes but you know there is a lot of differences between you and I." Edge said hoping that would make Randy feel better.
"Yeah, I'm hotter."
Edge rolled his eyes, even when Randy was worried he was still Randy, "You want to go watch the game?"
"I guess."
Lita sat in a chair in Mickie's room as they waited for the results, she watched as Mickie seemed to be trying to calm herself, but before she could say anything the doctor walked back in,
"Mickie I've got your results."
"And?" Mickie asked desperately wanting to hear that she was not pregnant.
"You're pregnant."
"How soon can I get rid of it?" Mickie asked despite everything in her body telling her to keep the baby.
"Can I talk to Mickie for a minute?" Lita asked seeing that Mickie looked really upset/
"Of course."
"You know you don't want to do this." Lita stated.
"I know but Randy is going to freak out and I don't want to lose him." Mickie replied, Randy was the most important thing in her life, she could never lose him.
"Well how do you think he would feel if he finds out and you never told him?" Lita asked hoping that would convince her to at least tell Randy.
"He would be furious, I don't know what to do Lita, I'm in a lose-lose situation."
"You need to tell him, he could surprise you."
"Or he could react the same way I think he will."
"You never know unless you try."
"Can I come back in now?"
"Of course."
"So I've looked through some things and we can book you an appointment-"
"I don't want to get rid of it." Mickie looked at Lita, "I'm going to keep it."
"Okay then lets talk about this."
"So where have you been all day?" Edge asked as Lita stepped back in their home.
"Mickie and I spent the day together." Lita replied as she went and sat next to Edge.
"Good to see you two are getting along." Edge stated, he would much rather them get along than hate each other.
"Yeah well what did you do?" Lita asked finding herself actually caring.
"I spent the day trying to calm down Randy's ass, he's worried about Mickie."
"He is, why?"
"She's been acting different lately, do you know what's going on with her?" Edge asked thinking that maybe Lita knew something.
"How would I know?" Lita asked, she didn't want to lie to Edge but she had promised not to say anything.
"You avoided the question." Edge stated.
"What?"
"People avoid questions when they don't want to lie, so what's going on?"
"I promised I wouldn't tell."
"That means nothing to me."
"You are such an ass."
"Well I'm waiting."
"You can't tell Randy."
"I won't."
"Mickie is scared to death of him of right now."
"Why?"
"It isn't like she meant for it to happen, or like she wants to not drink."
"I knew it, she's become an alcoholic."
"No idiot she's pregnant."
"She's what?" Edge asked in shock, he couldn't believe it, there was no way that Mickie was pregnant.
"I think you heard me." Lita responded as she sensed the disbelief in Edge's voice.
"Randy is going to freak out." Edge stated, he really wanted to be there when Randy found out though, it was going to be a death battle.
"That's what Mickie has been telling me." Lita replied, not getting what the big deal was.
"Well do you know what she's going to do?" Edge asked, he couldn't picture Randy as a dad no matter how hard he tried.
"She wants to keep it."
"Oh." Edge said before remembering something he and Randy had talked about earlier, "Can I ask you a question?"
"You just did."
"Smartass."
"What?"
"I think you just heard me didn't you Red?"
Lita rolled her eyes, "What's the question dumbass?"
"When's your birthday?"
"Why?"
"I'm just curious."
"April 14th."
Edge looked at the ground before smiling, he didn't know how he knew that but, he liked that he did.
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