Edge looked over at Lita as he sat at his desk doing some paperwork, she was flipping through the television channels, he could tell she was bored and that she had been bored for several days. He had actually started to get worried about her a few days back when she had finally gave in and watched daytime television but he started to get really worried when he heard her talking back to the television, so he decided to try and help the best way he knew how. Edge smiled when he heard the door bell ring, "Red can you get that?"

Lita sighed before getting off the couch and making her way towards the door, she hadn't been this bored since her temporarily being fired stint of 2009 when she had not so accidentally slapped Stephanie.

"Well finally, don't you have maids or whatever to answer your doors quickly?"

"Trish?" Lita asked in shock, she hadn't saw her since Edge had showed up and made her go live with him.

"That's my name don't wear it out." Trish stated as she lied her jacket on a coat rack, she really loved luxury even if she wasn't the one living in it.

"What are you doing here?" Lita asked, although she was happy to see Trish she was wondering how she got the address.

"I'm sorry do you want me to leave?" Trish asked sarcastically as she took a look around.

"No it's just that-"

"Then stop rambling and invite me in before I get bored and leave." Trish interrupted.

"Where are my manners?" Lita asked with sarcasm dripping through her voice.

"I don't know I've been asking that question for years."

"Trish please come in and stop being a complete-"

"Thank you so much for inviting me into your humble home," Trish interrupted as she stepped inside the house, "Who would have thought Little Red temper would marry Richy Rich."

"Nice to see you too Trish."

"Isn't it?" Trish asked with a smile, "Now is it just me or should we totally get some cocktails?"

"That sounds perfect."

"Good, so you've pretty much been living it up without me huh?"

"The last time I saw you, you were mad so I decided to let you cool down."

"Oh well if you would have told me Edge was rich then we certainly wouldn't have a problem you little gold digger."

Lita rolled her eyes at least Trish hadn't changed, "Okay."

"So you have any new rich friends to drink with now?" Trish asked, she seriously would fight someone for the right to be Lita's best friend.

"No, pretty much the only friend I've made can't drink." Lita said as she thought of Mickie, she hadn't heard from her in a while.

"Underage?"

"No."

"Alcoholic?"

"No she's pregnant."

"Oh my god that's the worst one, she's going to have to deal with a kid."

"You know some people actually like children Trish."

"Well if you grow up babysitting them, for free I might add, then you kind of don't like them as much."

"I know you've told me horror stories."

Randy tried to focus on doing his job as he sat in his office but his mind was racing, he hadn't seen Mickie in five days. For as long as he had knew her he had never been apart from her that long. He had called everyone he knew that she knew and unintentionally told her parents that she was pregnant, but nobody had seen her or at least that's what they claimed.

"Mr. Orton, there is a woman here to see you."

"Send her in." Randy replied, he already knew it wasn't Mickie because Mickie always came straight in.

"Hey you little bastard." Maria said with a smile as she strutted into his office the way only she could.

"Maria what do I the pleasure to?" Randy asked with sarcasm flowing through his voice.

"I thought you might want to know that I saw your girlfriend." Maria stated wanting Randy to get angry or at least a little pushy.

"Where is she Maria, I swear if you don't tell me-"

"What are you going to do, you won't hurt me?" Maria asked as she placed her hands on his desk.

"Maria I'm serious where the hell is she?" Randy asked trying to resist the urge to kill the red head.

"Will you calm down?" Maria asked, "She's been at my place for the past few nights, oh and um congratulations daddy."

"Is she there now?" Randy asked prepared to grab his keys and rush there.

"Maybe I don't remember." Maria responded with a smirk, she had promised she wouldn't let it slip where Mickie was.

"Maria."

"She doesn't want to see you, you were such an ass to her it wasn't even funny."

"I know but what was I supposed to do?"

"Be supportive."

"All I did was tell her I needed to think."

"Well have you thought now?"

"Yes, that's all I've been doing."

"Then how do you feel about the baby?"

"The baby I don't give a tiny rats ass about the baby, I've been thinking about Mickie."

"Well if you want to be with Mickie then you need to give a lot more than a tiny rats ass about the baby."

"Oh my god so the other day at work Stephanie walked in on Candice and Shane, she called Shane's wife and then Stephanie fired her ass in front of everyone." Trish said with a smile as she filled Lita in on office gossip.

"Everyone?" Lita asked loving that Candice got her sorry ass fired.

"Yeah Steph pulled her out of Shane's office, her skirt was literally ruffled above her ass so everyone got to see what Candice hides down under." Trish stated before laughing.

"Even Carlito?" Lita asked, referring to the weird mail room guy who was always trying to get some girl in his pants.

"Carlito took pictures." Trish said before shaking her head she couldn't believe she had almost slept with that guy.

"Okay that's enough to make me feel sorry for Candice." Lita responded before slightly cringing, Carlito was disgusting.

"Well don't be she got a job as a dancer at Undermined." Trish told Lita as she grabbed her margarita and took a sip.

"Isn't that a strip club?"

"That's why it's perfect for her."

"That's horrible."

"It's true," Trish looked back to where Edge was, "You enjoying this girl talk you sexy blond?"

"You know it sexier blond." Edge replied as he looked Trish up and down, sure she beautiful and he would totally hit that if he wasn't engaged but he was trying to see if it got his soon to be wife jealous.

"I take back every negative thing I've ever said about you, hell I'll even retract my blog." Trish stated grabbing her phone, now her four hundred twenty three readers would know that Edge was not a demonic horrible dude.

"Blog?" Edge asked as he raised an eyebrow.

"Don't worry about it."

"So does that mean you'll come to the wedding?"

"Come?" Trish asked, "Oh sweetie you couldn't keep me away, so I'm thinking blue for my maid of honor dress, because I think red would kind of interfere with your hair, then there's pink but I am almost positive that you would rather die than have anything pink for your wedding so?"

Lita laughed as she thought of a quick joke to play on her friend, "I was thinking either green or brown."

"Like a dark green?" Trish asked deciding she could deal with that.

"Light maybe mucus green."

"Gr-great." Trish said as she put a smile on her face for Lita.

"Or maybe blue."

"You are such a bitch."

"You flirted with Edge."

"So even?"

"Even."

"It isn't that I don't care about that baby Maria."

"Didn't you just say-"

"Look I'm confused alright, all I know is that when Mickie walked out the door she said she was never coming back, I thought she was bluffing and she'd be back but now it's been days, I don't know what I'd do if something happened to Mickie and I know that Mickie would never forgive herself if something happened to that baby, I would never forgive myself if something happened to that baby."

"Funny you'd never forgive yourself if something happened but you don't give a 'tiny rats ass'?"

"Yeah well my dad wasn't exactly father of the year you know that." Randy stated as he sat back on his chair.

"I kind of remember Edge saving me from your dad but I have to admit for an old guy your dad has good moves, but sorry go on with your emotional little speech." Maria said as she signaled for Randy to continue.

Randy rolled his eyes, "My dad never focused on being a father, his attention went into twenty year old girls with daddy issues-"

"Quick question, are you a twenty nine year old boy with daddy issues?" Maria asked with a smirk.

"Are you a twenty nine year old girl with listening issues?" Randy asked mocking her.

"Okay sorry go on."

"You know one time when I was ten he left me for a week to go out and party in Vegas, I stayed with Edge and when my dad got back he told me that I was a weakling for not being able to stay home alone, he made me do fifty push ups a day after that." Randy said laughing as he recalled that.

"Does Mickie know that?" Maria asked slightly feeling sorry for Randy.

"Yeah, now only four people know about that besides my dad and that's how I plan on keeping it." Randy said with a threatening voice.

"Understood."

"Speaking of you've still not told Mickie right or Edge?" Randy asked, if they found out not only would they get mad at Maria but they'd get mad at him too.

"Yeah that would work and make them hate me, in Edge's case even more." Maria replied, she didn't want Edge to hat e her even more than he probably already did.

"We should have told them years ago." Randy stated wondering why he had kept it a secret.

"It happened before I ever met Edge and you weren't with Mickie." Maria reminded him hoping that would be enough to keep him silent.

"What does that have to do with anything?" Randy asked.

"I think that since you knew-"

"Obviously I knew, I also know that you are a gold digger."

Maria looked down with a guilty expression,"That may have been how it started but I did love Edge, I still do."

"You know I'm not just talking about that, you left Edge because he put a ring into your relationship and you can't marry him." Randy responded as he began to grow angry.

"So is that your way of telling me you're going to tell him?"

"You should have."

"Randy."

"Maria."

"Look I'm trying to get him to sign the papers but he's stubborn."

"I know he is."

"You should but I honestly thought we were divorced."

"I'll see you later step mom."

"Not for much longer."

Edge laughed as he watched Trish and Lita, he was glad to see Lita that happy but he was even happier that it was because of him that she was happy, Edge's thoughts about Lita vanished when his phone rang, "You got Edge."

"Hi Edge its Mickie." Mickie replied into her phone as she stepped out of her car.

"Oh hey you know Randy has-"

"Edge I don't want to talk about Randy right now I need your help." Mickie stated, she didn't think it was that big of deal so Edge could probably do it.

"Sure what do you need?" Edge asked knowing that Mickie wouldn't be asking if she didn't need it.

"I started driving about an hour ago, I thought it would clear my head-"

"Does this story end with me having to help you cover up a murder?" Edge asked jokingly.

Mickie rolled her eyes despite knowing Edge couldn't see it,"No Edge I was just thinking I know that Randy and I need to talk but I can't talk to him-not now anyway."

"So what do you need my help with?" Edge asked.

"Tell Randy that I'm going home." Mickie stated, she needed to think and that wasn't happening at Maria's.

"Well can't you just surprise him then?" Edge asked somewhat confused.

"No I mean Richmond." Mickie stated.

"Mickie you can't do that."

"I am going Edge and if you won't tell Randy then I'll e-mail him but for right now I don't want to be near him I don't want hear his stupid voice."

"Why, I get that you are in this huge dispute about your baby but why can't you just talk to him?"

"Because I know that if I talk to him-if I hear his voice I'll forgive him and I'll feel so bad and I have nothing to feel bad about this time."

"Okay but do me a favor."

"What?"

"Keep you and little Randy safe."

"Okay but if anything it's a baby Mickie not a baby Randy."

"So um have you told Edge yet?" Trish asked knowing Lita would know what she was referring to.

"I don't plan on telling Edge about it, it was years ago and it isn't like I still have one." Lita hissed not wanting Trish to bring it up especially so close to Edge.

"I know but Lita if he's going to be your husband doesn't he deserve to know?" Trish asked.

"Like I said it isn't like I still have one." Lita said strictly she didn't want Edge finding out about it, it was none of his business.

"But you can get another one Lita it isn't unheard of." Trish reminded her hoping that would convince her to tell him.

"Trish I don't want to talk about his now okay?" Lita asked hoping Trish would respect it.

"Fine but I still think you should tell him." Trish agreed.

Lita looked over at Edge, "He can never find out."

A/N Well it's been a while, I've had major writers block on this chapter and I'm so sorry it took me this long, but what did you think of the chapter?