Edge smiled as he stood at the alter he was finally getting his inheritance, all he had to do now was wait for Lita to walk down the aisle and wait for them to be declared husband and wife, 'Here Comes The Bride' began playing and Lita started to walk down the aisle. A veil was covering her face but when she reached him he could tell she was upset,

"What's going on?" Edge whispered so only the two of them could hear.

"You cheated on me!" Lita shouted as she tore the veil off, "How dare you think I would marry a guy who isn't faithful to me?"

"But-but we aren't really in love or anything, you can cheat too!" Edge said desperate to escape the fury of the red head.

Lita scowled at Edge before taking her veil and suffocating Edge with it.

Edge sat up panting before rubbing his head, he had fallen asleep on his couch and now his head was killing him, but that wasn't the worst thing about going to sleep on the couch, over the past three weeks he had been having various dreams about Lita killing him at their wedding. He didn't know why he felt so bad about being with Maria, Maria was the girl who he was in love with and Lita was just a girl he was paying to marry him.

"Hey Blondie do you know where Lita is, we're supposed to go looking for a wedding dress?" Trish asked, she didn't think Lita would bail on her, but she wouldn't put it past her.

"Did you knock?" Edge asked not really caring, he would do anything even have a conversation with Lita's crazy friend, to get his mind off of Maria and Lita.

"No," Trish answered before rolling her eyes, "Lita?"

"I think she already left with Mickie." Edge stated as he looked at his watch, he remembered Lita saying something about a dress and her leaving.

"Who's Mickie?" Trish asked as she went to sit next to Edge.

"My friend," Edge replied before Trish gave him another blank look, "Brown hair."

"Oh yeah pregnant girl, why would she rather go shopping with pregnant girl then with her best friend?" Trish asked.

"Um-"

"Is pregnant girl suddenly more important than me? Her best friend of ten years, who went to funerals, weddings, I even drove her to meet her parents."

"What?" Edge asked, he had vaguely heard Lita talk about her parents he didn't think she was raised in foster care.

"She was adopted," Trish answered before continuing, "I may have not technically drove her to meet them for the first time, but during college I drove her around all the time to see her birth parents, well her mom, her birth dad died when she was fifteen, but for a while I thought Clint was her birth father since he was always with Angie but it turns out Clint was just her husband."

"Interesting." Edge responded due to not knowing what else to say.

"So if you want I can marry you now for five million, I have a minister on speed dial." Trish offered as she pulled out her phone, she figured it was worth a try to offer.

Edge laughed before rolling his eyes, he liked Trish but he was pretty sure she would drive him insane, "I think I'll stick with Lita."

"Even though you cheated on her?" Trish asked.

Lita looked around at the dresses, she wasn't sure how she was supposed to pick a wedding dress for a wedding that wasn't really real, "So I just pick one?"

"Yeah, when my sister was getting married she practically picked up every wedding dress in the store and went into a dressing room." Mickie replied as she looked around the store.

"Hello and welcome to Vivian's Wedding Gowns do you need any help today?"

"Um yeah I was wondering what exactly I do." Lita stated deciding to just put it bluntly.

"Well," the woman briefly examined Lita, "I'm assuming your price range is fairly low so I suggest we pick out some gowns in the back left."

"Excuse me?" Lita asked, she had just met that lady and she already wanted to strangle her.

"Lita let me handle this," Mickie said before stepping in front of Lita, "Do you have any idea who we are?"

"Why don't you enlighten me." The woman replied.

"I'm Mickie James, the woman who is pregnant with Randy Orton the Great Grandson of Silas Orton who co-founded CO Enterprises and that is Lita Dumas the soon to be wife of Adam Copeland who is the Great Grandson of Marvin Copeland also a co-founder of CO Enterprises, which pretty much means that we can break this store so I suggest you treat us with nothing but respect or I can tweet my three million followers on Twitter about the disrespectful sales lady that caused myself and my friends to be uncomfortable while looking for a wedding dress, a tweet that would not only make the headlines but get you fired so we ask again what do we do?"

"We have a series of gowns that would look most beautiful on you Miss Dumas." The lady responded with a huge smile as she led them through wedding dresses.

"I'm going to like being Edge's wife." Lita stated, she enjoyed being respected and feared at the same time.

"Being with famous business men have their perks." Mickie replied before laughing, "You always get a table even with no reservations, you get invited to weekends away everywhere, and lets not forget how we can scare people with a simple name drop."

"Ms. James, if you'd like we can go ahead and get you fitted for a bridesmaid dress?" The woman asked.

"Um sure." Mickie replied.

"Okay what is the color range?"

"Blue."

Randy looked at the business plan on his computer, if he was going to to make it go under budget he was going to need to cut down a certain product which was even more difficult when that certain product was manufactured by a company who had over twenty million employees nationwide and if they terminated the contract about half of them would lose their jobs and maybe even a potential lawsuit, he shook his head before turning his attention to his phone when it rung,

"Hello?"

"Hey Randy this is Lita." Lita said awkwardly into her phone, "How fast can you get to Vivian's Wedding Gowns?"

"Lita I'm seriously busy right now, I don't have time for wedding drama." Randy replied as he was becoming increasingly stressed.

"Mickie wants you." Lita stated as she looked over at Randy's girlfriend.

"What's going on?" Randy asked as his work troubles vanished from his mind.

"I'm not really sure, all I heard of the conversation was 'fat, whale, and I want Randy now'." Lita told him, she really hoped it was just pregnancy hormones not how Mickie was regularly.

"I'm on my way." Randy said before hanging up the phone before looking back at his computer, "Jesse I need you to arrange negotiations with Company Number 208."

"Yes Mr. Orton, when should I expect your return?" Jesse asked.

"I'll be back tomorrow."

Edge looked at Trish in shock, how could she know that he cheated on Lita, "How did you know that?"

"I didn't." Trish replied with a sly smirk, "But thanks for telling me."

"Listen Trish-"

"No you listen, Lita is my best friend in the world and you are lucky enough to get to be with her, not just be with her marry her! You know how many guys have wanted to marry her Edge, she's turned down guys before, and then she decides to be with you and you cheat on her."

"I'm paying her." Edge replied hoping that would make him sound like less of a tool.

"That's not the point! People shouldn't cheat," Trish slapped Edge before her voice softened, "He cheated on her."

"Who?" Edge asked only to wonder why that made him kind of angry.

"Lita's ex boyfriend, he cheated on her and asked Lita to marry him but when she turned him down he told her." Trish told him despite knowing she shouldn't tell him that, but she figured it would get her point across.

"But this is different." Edge said as he tried to convince Trish that what he did wasn't that bad.

"How?"

"She said from the beginning that we weren't really together." Edge stated his case, he had a feeling that he would have done great as a lawyer.

"That doesn't mean cheat on her."

"It isn't cheating."

"Then I guess it wasn't cheating when Matt slept with Ashley, I guess it wasn't cheating when my ex boyfriend Kurt slept with Christy."

"That isn't the same thing, you guys were in real relationships Lita and I are just business partners."

"So are you saying you and Randy have-"

"No." Edge interrupted her quickly, "Nothing has ever happened between me and Randy."

"But you guys are business partners, like you and Lita." Trish said with a sly smile, sure she was pretty sure nothing had happened between Randy and Edge but if something did it would be interesting, to say the least.

"Nothing has ever happened between Lita and I." Edge told Trish, deciding that their dance number didn't really count as something.

"So you've never fantasized about her?"

Edge looked at the ground, he was a man, she was an attractive woman, "That isn't the point."

"Are you attracted to her?"

Randy sighed as he walked into the wedding dress store that he was sure Mickie had told him the name of, all he had to do was get past the crazy wedding people to get to his pregnant girlfriend and figure out what was going on, he looked around before seeing Lita and walking towards her, "Where's Mickie?"

"She's in there." Lita stated as she gestured to the dressing room next to her before Randy went by her and knocked on the door.

"Go away!" Mickie yelled through the door, she didn't want to see anyone in that store ever again.

"Mickie it's Randy, why don't you go ahead and let me in?" Randy asked as he began worrying about what might be going on in the dressing room.

Mickie opened the door and pulled Randy in the room before shutting the door back quickly, "Hi."

Randy looked at Mickie, she looked like she had been crying and he really didn't like that, "What's going on?"

"What's going on?" Mickie asked angrily wondering how he couldn't see it, "Look at me."

Randy followed her request and looked her up and down, until his eyes shifted on her stomach, he wasn't that sure of what was going on but he'd bet it had something to do with the baby, "Okay."

"Randy you know what those horrible bitches told me," Mickie said as she began to grow upset again, "They wanted me to try on a pregnancy belly for the bridesmaid dress."

"So?" Randy asked not really getting why that had upset her.

"So?" Mickie repeated, how could Randy not get it.

"Those bitches." Randy replied hoping that would be the answer she was looking for.

"You have no idea do you?" Mickie asked on the verge of tears, he was supposed to be her boyfriend and he didn't even understand her.

"I'm sorry, no."

"They think I'm going to be fat by the time of the wedding!" Mickie cried as she sat down on the chair in the dressing room.

"Well you will be almost four months by then." Randy stated before wanting to rip his vocal cords out when he saw Mickie's face shift from crying to Incredible Hulk angry.

"Excuse me?" Mickie asked as she glared at Randy, "Are you telling me I'm fat?"

"No that's not-"

"So you're telling me in two weeks I'll be fat?"

"No, you're pregnant there's a difference and I just don't want you to be uncomfortable at Edge's wedding."

"That is so," Mickie paused before smiling at Randy, "Sweet of you, maybe I could put it on, I guess it wouldn't be too bad."

Randy smiled at Mickie before looking up in the air and frowning, how was he going to survive five more months of mood swings and pregnancy hormones,

"Oh my god." Mickie stated before looking at her stomach and putting her hand on it, "Randy come here."

"Is everything okay?" Randy asked as he moved closer to his girlfriend.

Mickie grabbed Randy's hand and put it on her stomach, "I think the baby kicked."

Randy smiled as he felt around Mickie's stomach and his smile deepened when he felt it and once he did he knew exactly how he was going to deal with the next few months, because he loved Mickie and he loved their baby.

"That has nothing to do with it, it isn't like I slept with a prostitute, I slept with my ex girlfriend who I dated for six years." Edge said getting angry, he and Lita had never discussed giving up sleeping with other people and she had made it quite clear that she wasn't going to sleep with him.

"If it isn't wrong why do you feel guilty?" Trish asked as she attempted to get him to admit what he did was wrong.

"I don't." Edge replied as he tried to sound convincing.

"You don't?" Trish asked not believing a word coming out of his mouth.

"I feel guilty because I know this would upset her, I haven't known her that long but regardless she is my friend." Edge answered, that made sense that could be the reason he felt guilty.

"She won't be when she calls off the wedding." Trish stated glaring at Edge.

"Trish."

"Do you seriously think that I'm not going to tell her about this?"

"You can't tell anyone."

"You don't get to decide that for me."

"Trish what can I do?"

"You have to tell her."

"I can't."

"Well then I will."

"No."

"Oh I'm sorry I thought you said you couldn't tell her?" Trish asked, she thought she sounded pretty firm, maybe even scary even though she knew that he could probably order a hit on her, but she didn't care, she was protecting her friend.

"Trish." Edge pleaded, he didn't want the wedding to be called off, it would ruin his chances of his big money grab.

"I'm giving you until the wedding and if you don't tell her by then, I will." Trish threatened him before walking out the door.

A/N Thoughts? Who do you think will tell Lita the truth?