"Why the hell are we having a rehearsal dinner?" Lita asked as she walked out of the bathroom in the dress she had been forced to wear by Edge's crazy mother.
"Red it's a custom to do this, you're lucky that she hasn't already came over her with my Great Great Great Grandmother's diamond earrings which was the only thing she had with her when she immigrated from Germany in 1913, with my Great Great Great Grandfather and my Great Great Grandmother who was nine and trust me there is way more to the story and when my mom tells it-"
"Hello!" Rachel called as she stepped into Edge's house, "Lita you look marvelous but I must say there is one thing missing from your outfit."
Edge gave Lita a knowing look before chuckling, "Mom you don't have to do this."
"Shut up and go fix your tie Adam, you would think be nearly thirty years old and being trained to take over a multi-million dollar company you would be able to put on a tie." Rachel sniped before Adam walked away, "Now Lita what I am about to give you is a family heirloom, it's my way of saying welcome to the family."
Lita couldn't help but smile, sure she didn't really want the earrings but she was glad that Edge's family, well his mother at least, liked her, especially since she seemed like a snotty bitch, "Thank you."
Rachel opened a small box she had brought with her displaying the earrings, "This is my Great Great Grandmother's diamond earrings which was the only thing she had with her when she immigrated from Germany in 1913, with my Great Great Grandfather and my Great Grandmother who was nine at the time, it has been passed down to my Great Grandmother, my Grandmother, to me, and now to you, it is my most prized possession and when Adam was a little boy he saw them and asked me about them, I suppose since he was four and they were shiny it kind of fascinated him and at that moment I promised to give them to whatever woman would be lucky enough to marry him."
Lita slowly nodded, she felt extremely guilty about only marrying Edge for money, his mother had no clue about that all she saw was the woman who was about to marry her son, which she thought was for love, "I'll protect them with my life."
"As you should." Rachel replied as she handed her soon to be daughter in law the earrings.
Lita stood awkwardly as Rachel gave her and expecting look before Lita held in a sigh and put in the earrings, "I guess in a few days this will be my something new."
"It should be considered that," Rachel said before turning away from Lita, "Adam we are not going to be late for your rehearsal dinner!"
Edge rolled his eyes as he walked over to Lita an his mother, "I'm here."
"Alright I'll see you there." Rachel stated before walking out Edge's door.
"The earrings look good on you." Edge told Lita in a moment that he really didn't want to be awkward.
"Thank you, I guess you still like shiny objects huh?" Lita asked as she smirked at him.
"I cannot believe my mother told you that." Edge grumbled as they walked out his front door and into his car.
"Well I actually thought it was kind of sweet among other things." Lita said in attempt to make him feel better.
"You look like you're about to start laughing at me." Edge said as he crossed his arms, he was going to have to talk to his mother about privacy.
"Can you blame me?" Lita asked as she let out a laugh, "You liked shiny objects."
"I can't wait to see your parents, hell maybe an old high school friend or two." Edge stated, he needed some dirt on Red and wasn't going to stop until he got it.
"So you're pregnant girl." Trish stated looking at Mickie, her competition for Lita's best friend, she could clearly see a baby bump on her and the man candy on her arm was a ten if she ever saw one, so if pregnant girl got a hot guy she should totally get Lita, it was only fair.
"I guess." Mickie replied trying to figure out who the girl in front of her was, she looked vaguely familiar but she didn't recognize her.
"Your Trish right?" Randy asked, he was pretty sure he had heard Edge talk about Lita's somewhat crazy friend and he was pretty sure that the girl in front of him fit the bill.
"In the flesh," Trish replied as she examined both of them, "So are you guys engaged too?"
"No," Randy said quickly answering the question he knew he was going to have to answer a million times that night, "We're not going to get married just because she's pregnant."
"Well that was ass answer if I've ever heard one." Trish said as she narrowed her eyes at Randy, "You act like I just asked you to set yourself on fire."
"What?" Randy asked as Mickie let go of his arm and walked ahead of him to stand beside Trish, "Mickie."
"She's right, marrying me is apparently as bad as you catching on fire." Mickie stated glaring at Randy before turning to Trish, "I'm sorry about him he can be a real jerk."
"You don't need to tell me twice," Trish looked at Mickie's stomach, with her multiple siblings she had learned pretty fast to be able to tell gender by looking at the impending mother's stomach, "Have you learned if it's a boy or a girl?"
"We get to find tomorrow." Mickie responded, "Why?"
"Because over the years I have become an expert on telling the gender of babies," Trish answered as if it was obvious, "I don't even want to tell you how many siblings I have."
"Really well what do you think it is?" Mickie asked, she wasn't sure if she believed Trish, but she eager to know what she was having.
Trish examined Mickie before looking over at Randy, "Are you one of those guys who are obsessed with having a boy?"
Randy snickered, sure that may have been true but Trish didn't know that, "No."
Mickie shook her head, "He's lying through his teeth."
"Sorry to burst bubble sweetie but it's a girl." Trish stated as she watched to see the unbelievable expression on Randy's face.
"Girl." Randy said as if he had never heard the word before, "Are-are you sure?"
"Believe what you want, I'm not a doctor but I have a over ninety percent success rate." Trish told them, although she was pretty sure she was right she knew she had to give them full disclosure, "Although with Mickie's dress I can't be certain, if I were you I'd just wait for tomorrow."
"Then why did you tell us we were having a girl?" Mickie asked kind of confused.
"I wonder when we're going to eat." Trish wondered out loud as her attention turned to the clock, "When an invite says you're going to eat at seven thirty I expect to eat at seven thirty."
"I bet you Trish is complaining right now." Lita said as she and Edge stepped out of the car, "She's kind of an organization freak, when I lived with her there was this one time I said I'd be ready in ten minutes and I wasn't, she barged into my room while I was changing and stood there until I was finished with the worst look on her face I've ever seen, I call it the Trish."
"The Trish?" Edge asked as they walked inside of the building, the first thing he saw was Trish giving them a look that made him want to run int the other direction, "Is that the Trish?"
Lita slowly nodded, "Don't look it in the eyes."
"Well finally you two decide to show up." Trish stated as she walked up to them, "You know what time it is?"
"Seven thirty." Edge replied, he had looked at his watch before they came in.
"No you bastard it is seven thirty one and we were supposed to be having dinner one minute ago and since you two decided among yourselves to be late we have lost one minute of our eating time." Trish scolded them.
"You know she kind of reminds me of your mother." Lita said as she looked at Trish, how could she be friends with Edge's mom?
"Everybody take your seats, the seating arrangements were written on the door." Rachel said as she walked up to the three of them, "Who are you?"
"Maid of honor Trish Stratus." Trish introduced herself.
"Okay so as you know you will be sitting-"
"Across the table from best man Randy Orton and his date Mickie James, I will be sitting next to Lita's biological mother who will be sitting next to Lita's adoptive mother who will be sitting next to Lita's adoptive father, who will be sitting next to Lita, I know this seating chart like the back of my hand."
"We should go shopping sometime." Rachel suggested.
"That would be good, I'll call you with arrangements." Trish replied as she went to her seat.
"That was scary." Lita stated looking awestruck in the direction that Trish and Edge's mother had walked in.
"Breath Lita, breath." Edge told her as they also walked in the direction of the table.
"-And so I would like to raise a glass for the future Mister and Misses Copeland, I think I speak for everyone when I say I wish you two a life of nothing but happiness." Lita's mother Mary said as she raised up her glass, "Now if you don't mind me asking, I want to know how the two of you met."
Lita looked at Edge, she was feeling more guilty as the night went on, but it was going to get much worse if she had to lie to everyone in the room, so in efforts to make herself feel better she decided there was only one story she could tell, but she had to embellish it, just a little bit, "Well I was hanging out with my best friend Trish-"
Trish cleared her throat, "She means maid of honor."
Lita rolled her eyes, "With my maid of honor Trish at this club, that night Edge was there with his friend Mickie and her boyfriend Randy," Lita looked at Edge who had motioned her to get closer to him, "Yeah?"
"Excuse her, she gets a little confused with Mickie and Randy, at the time they were not dating." Edge corrected her, he may have told his family he and Lita had been dating for a while longer than he and Lita had discussed.
"Oh yeah," Lita said as she tried her best not to glare at Edge, "Okay so that night it was an open mic night," Lita smiled slyly at Edge, "He got up there and started singing I'm too sexy, Trish and I were sitting close to stage so he saw me laughing at him and pulled me up on the stage with him, after that we got a drink and we hit it off."
"You just had to bring that song up didn't you?" Edge asked causing the majority of people in the room to start laughing, "I really hoped you had forgotten about that."
"Trust me Edge I'm never going to forget that." Lita stated causing laughter again.
"So your song is I'm too sexy?" Rachel asked trying and failing to hide the disgust in her tone and face, "Wonderful."
"Isn't it?" Lita asked hiding the satisfaction of disgusting Rachel on her face.
Rachel forced a smile on her face, "You know Adam I never did hear the story of how you proposed?"
"The old fashioned ring in the wineglass." Edge stated, he wasn't as creative as Lita was, at least not on the spot.
"I only said yes because of the size of the ring," Lita said before sighing, "It was way too cheesy," noticing nobody had laughed Lita cleared her throat, "And because I love him of course."
"Yep love." Edge said...
After a night of guilt, cheesiness, and a lot of wine Edge and Lita returned back to Edge's house,
"You know I still can't believe you slept with Maria." Lita stated as she and Edge both took a seat on Edge's couch, "I mean I'm mostly over it but your a good guy."
"I am a good guy." Edge agreed as he put his arm over Lita, "You're a good person."
"Thanks." Lita said as she leaned up against Edge, "We're getting married in two days."
"Wow." Edge replied, he didn't really know what else to say, he hadn't expected to get married so fast after Maria had left him, let alone get married to someone as awesome as Lita, "You know I'm really glad that you're the girl I'm going to marry."
"Shut up." Lita stated, he really'd had way too many drinks.
"I'm serious you know what kind of psychopath I could've ended up marrying?" Edge asked before chuckling.
Lita laughed, "Just imagine Rachel dealing with a biker girl with two kids."
"Don't forget a mow hawk." Edge stated before laughing, he wasn't sure what he was doing until he felt his lips pressed against Lita's, he quickly pulled away, "Lita I'm sorry-"
"Don't be." Lita interrupted him before kissing him.
A/N Special Thanks to PurpleRain012 and fearlessrampaige.