"I'm freaking out Trish, I'm freaking out!" Lita exclaimed as she barged into what used to be her apartment only to see Trish drinking coffee on her couch.

"Yes you can come in." Trish replied sarcastically before rolling her eyes, "It's barely seven in the morning sweetie, you're lucky I'm awake or else I would have had to kill you."

"Trish can you shut up and listen to me please, I really need to tell you something." Lita stated, she was still freaking out, her hands were shaking her heart was pounding.

"Sure," Trish as she looked at Lita with concern, "What's going on?"

"I slept with Edge."

"You only just now slept with Edge?"

"Yeah and I'm freaking out about it, he was next to me when I woke up this morning and I don't even know if he'll remember, I mean we were both kind of drunk last night."

"Lita I get that you were probably off your game but-"

"Okay no," Lita interrupted Trish, she was starting to remember why she sometimes tuned out while Trish was talking, "I hope he doesn't remember, I mean if I wasn't so drunk last night I would have made a move-"

"Wait a minute, you made the move?" Trish asked.

"Well he kissed me and apologized then I kissed him back and we had sex."

"Oh my god Lita this is terrible, we need to do damage control." Trish stated, "First things first when you go home you have to look drop dead gorgeous, secondly you need to tease like hell until he makes a move then you reject him-"

"You want me to be a tease?"

"Um duh!" Trish replied, "Lita I want to help you here but I can't do it if you don't want to help yourself."

"I don't get how being a tease is helping myself, maybe I should just tell him that it meant nothing?"

"You can't do that!"

"Why not?"

"Because you don't think it meant nothing, Lita you just slept with a guy you have feelings for it isn't like you slept with some random stranger, it's Edge, granted I haven't knew Edge for a long time but I know he'd be an idiot if he wanted forget about it."

"Then what do I do?"

"Since you don't like my teasing idea I don't think I can be much help," Trish stopped before grabbing her phone, "But I think I might know somebody who can."

"Who?"

"Edge."

"What?"

"Tell him how you feel."

"I can't."

"You told me Edge paid off Matt, you don't need to marry him Lita, there is no reason for you not to tell him, he could surprise you."

"Or he could reject me." Lita countered before sighing, "Maybe you're right, you know I'm bad at relationships-"

"Yes I know that, I have met your worst romantic mistake."

Lita rolled her eyes, "Do you think I should call off the wedding?"

"What is so important that you called me here so early, I have to meet Mickie at doctor's in an hour?" Randy asked walking into Edge's house.

"Sorry daddy-"

"Never and I repeat never call me daddy again." Randy interrupted Edge as he took a seat on Edge's couch, "Mickie is already mad at me because of Lita's stupid friend so if I'm not there for her appointment she's going to be livid, get to your point."

"Lita and I slept together."

"So?" Randy asked, he didn't see what the big deal was.

"So?"

"Edge all this means is that you're going to have a girl who's willing to have sex with you while you're married, I don't see the big deal."

"You're," Edge stopped, Randy was right, Lita was actually going to sleep with him for the year,"Right."

"Use birth control and condoms."

"I don't see what's so wrong about not using them, then Lita will get pregnant and I won't be the only fat person in our group."

"Mickie for the millionth time-wait what are you doing here, I thought I was going to meet you there?" Randy asked while looking at his girlfriend.

"I was bored and I figured you came here." Mickie replied as if it was obvious, why should she just wait around for him?

"What if I wasn't here?"

"Then I would talk to my friend Edge, you know the one who is actually nice to me?"

"Now I'm not nice to you?"

"Well-"

"Wow."

"What?" Mickie asked taking a break from glaring at Randy.

"I think I discovered time travel."

"Edge did you eat some bad clams last night?"

"No I'm serious, I just walked into a fight from three years ago."

"You thought I was fat three years ago?" Mickie asked.

"Mickie, when are you going to get it, I don't think you're fat, Edge doesn't think you're fat, nobody thinks it but you so stop being stupid and realize you're still you."

"So now you think I'm stupid?"

"Okay that's it, to your corners." Edge stated as he stepped in between his friends, "You two are about to be parents, you can't act like children when you have children, so either you to need to grow the hell up or hire a nanny."

"Well I heard that there was this one good agency-"

"Shut up Randy." Mickie interrupted him before taking a deep breath, "I'm sorry Randy I've been being a little sensitive lately and it's not fair of me to yell at you all the time."

"A little?" Randy asked before Edge hit him on the shoulder, "I mean I should be the one apologizing, I'm not meaning to call you stupid or anything but I'm freaking out about this baby."

"You are?"

"Yeah, I want the baby but it's like if I forget to pick up milk that's fine, that's a mistake that won't hurt anything, if make a mistake with the baby-"

"You aren't going to, you're going to make a great dad."

"Is the love fest over now?" Edge asked.

"You know for someone who pushed us together in the first place-"

"How did I push you two together?"

"You always made us pretend to be a couple."

"When?"

"At the movies."

"Because we all wanted to see the movie and they had a couple special!"

"It saved us a dollar."

"And forty nine cents!"

Mickie rolled her eyes before turning to Randy, "We need to go I don't want to be late for the appointment."

Randy nodded, "Alright, we'll be back after the appointment."

"Did I mention that if it's twins I think Adam and Edge are two really good-"

"Bye Edge."

"Lita you don't want to call off the wedding, you're scared because you know you have feelings for him and you don't know if he feels the same way, I know I said you didn't have to go through with the wedding and you don't, but if you don't you'd be screwing Edge over, he doesn't deserve that."

Lita sighed, "You're right."

"I always am."

"I don't know how I'll do it but I'm going to make it through this year and then Edge and I will get our divorce." Lita stated, that sounded easy enough.

"Or maybe you won't." Trish innocently suggested, it would come in handy having a rich best friend, trips to Fiji and The Bahamas.

"Trish."

"I know you don't want to believe that he has feelings for you Lita, but he slept with you don't you think that means something?" Trish asked, she knew it was a long shot but she had to at least try and suggest that.

Lita rolled her eyes, she knew Trish wanted her to actually be with Edge but that was a little more desperate than she expected, "If you offer a guy sex he takes it, it doesn't matter if he likes the girl or not, last night was just me drinking too much."

"Whatever you say."

Lita rolled her eyes, of course Trish didn't get it, "Edge and I will never be a couple."

"You want to bet on that?"

"Are you serious?"

"No-well I was but I really do think you and Edge could be a good couple."

"Well we aren't going to be and that's the end of this topic."

"But-"

"I'm serious."

"Fine, but I do think you're making a mistake not telling Edge how you feel."

"Trust me I know what you think," Lita replied before getting a notification on her phone and groaning, "Trish for the millionth time stop messing with my phone so I get a notification whenever your newest blog comes out."

"How else are you going to know?"

"By going to the website."

"You go to my website?"

"No."

"Then how do you read my blog."

"I don't, everything on there you tell me."

"True."

"How are you two doing today?" Mickie's Aunt Ivory asked as she walked into the examination room.

"I'm good." Randy said.

"Well I actually meant Mickie and the baby but nice to know Randy," Ivory replied before beginning to spread the gel on Mickie's stomach, making the baby appear on a small monitor, "So did you two want to know the sex?"

Mickie looked at Randy why she messed with her thumbs, "You do want know right?"

"I guess-I mean if you want to know."

Mickie nodded then looked at her aunt, "Tell us."

"Well it looks like you're having a-" Ivory stopped and examined the monitor, "Oh."

"Oh?" Mickie repeated as she began to feel her heart racing, "What's wrong?"

"It looks like your daughter is hiding behind her brother."

"What?" Randy asked, Ivory couldn't be serious Mickie was only pregnant with one no more.

"You're having twins."

"How come you didn't tell us before?" Mickie asked.

"Because you didn't find out about your pregnancy until you were eight weeks and you didn't want an ultrasound until Randy was with you so I just found out myself."

"Oh." Mickie stated, she was afraid to look over at Randy, he was freaking out when they thought it was just one baby, she didn't want to know how he would feel about two.

Randy looked over at Mickie, "Ivory can you give us a moment please?"

"Of course."

Randy put his arm over Mickie, sure he was freaking out, but he didn't want to push her away like he had done when he first found out she was pregnant, "Mickie can you believe it?"

Mickie gave Randy a confused look, "You aren't mad?"

"Of course not," Randy kissed Mickie's head, he thought he was doing a pretty good job of remaining calm for Mickie, "I'm sorry that you thought I'd be, I get it you know after how I acted when I found out you were pregnant, but-"

"Oh my god." Mickie interrupted Randy with a terrified expression on her face.

"What?" Randy asked as he began to grow increasingly worried.

"I'm going to have to give birth to two babies at the same time and you're tall which means the babies are probably going to be like twelve pounds."

"Well that's stretching it a bit."

"I don't know if I can do this."

Randy grabbed Mickie's head and made her face him, "Listen to me, you can do this I know you can."

Mickie kissed Randy, "Thank you, but you know we owe Edge a hundred bucks?"

"Damn it."

Lita took a deep breath before opening the door to Edge's house, she already had it planned out she was going to tell him it was a mistake and hope that was the end of it,

"Red?" Edge asked, he had looked towards the door when it opened and quickly stood up, "Hey."

"Hi." Lita replied not directly looking Edge in the eyes, "I think we need to talk about what happened last night."

"We do?" Edge asked.

"Yeah," Lita answered before sitting on the couch, "We were both drunk and it shouldn't have happened."

"Oh." Edge stated, he should have known Randy was wrong.

Lita gave Edge a questioning look, "You do think it was a mistake right?"

"Red I'm not a liar, you know except for that whole cheating thing, I enjoyed last night." Edge replied, lying had gotten him in way too much trouble in the past.

"Don't get me wrong Edge I enjoyed last night too, but-"

"But if we both enjoyed it then why are you saying it was a mistake?"

Lita tried to make sure she wasn't blushing, "Because we have a business arrangement you can't mix business with pleasure or things get complicated."

"True." Edge agreed before getting an idea in his mind, there was no reason why he couldn't mess with Lita, "But I don't know about you but I like complicated."

"What are you saying?" Lita asked.

"I'm saying that if you ever want to, which look at me when wouldn't you want to, all you have to do is ask."

"Excuse me?"

"Come on Red you enjoyed last night, you want me."

"You wish."

"Well you wanted me last night over and over-"

"Shut up before I punch you."

"And over and over-" Edge was interrupted when Lita punched him in the mouth, "What is the matter with you?"

"I warned you."

"I was playing around and now I'm bleeding!" Edge exclaimed touching his lips, "Look here is blood!"

"Get your blood away from me!"

"Or what?" Edge asked before smirking, "Are you afraid of a little blood?"

"No more than you're afraid of spiders."

"You promised you'd never bring that up!"

"'Red come in here there's a black widow!'" Lita mocked Edge, "It was a granddaddy long leg."

"All this is is blood." Edge stated as he inched closer to Lita.

Lita pushed Edge away from her before laughing, "Your mother is going to make you put on makeup tomorrow."

Edge's face fell as he realized that was exactly what was going to happen, "You are mean."

"I'm mean?" Lita asked trying not laugh, "What are we third graders?"

"We're third graders about to get married Red."

Lita smiled at him, "Yeah I guess we are."

A/N Thoughts?