The gray clouds gathered in the sky and a few seconds later it was raining.

Just like the clouds, another thing that was gathering was the paperwork on top of Tsuna's table. The young boss was too busy looking out his window to care about his work. He had been having a bad feeling all day, and the thing about having a hyper intuition meant that every time he had a bad feeling, something bad was about to happen; to him, at least.

xXx

Meanwhile, in Hibari's territory, the sound of a high pitched female laughter covered completely the one of the rain.

-And then…then he tripped over and fell on top of Gokudera-san, and their lips touched a little…- Haru was happier than ever. She had always loved the story of how Tsuna's first kiss was 'casually' with his beloved –beloved and gay- right-hand-man.

Hibari looked at her and occasionally listened to what she had to say. There was a faint trace of a smile forming on his face, and he didn't feel like murdering anyone anymore. That herbivorous woman had a way of explaining things that made you want to keep listening, even if she was saying something stupid and perfectly irrelevant. If you add the way her eyes shined as she spoke, the way her face enlightened when she was getting to the good part of whatever it is she was telling, and her cute hand gestures, -not to mention the fact that most of the stuff she was saying could be used as blackmail at some point- there was no way the cloud guardian could ignore her or try to kick her out. In fact, he found himself lost in his own thoughts about how she wasn't so bad after all and completely lost track of time and conversation.

-Do you feel me? - Haru pouted and looked at the man who sat calmly at the other side of his king-sized bed.

-yeah…- He said, not really sure of what he was supposed to 'feel', but whatever it was, it was probably better than telling her that he wasn't listening and watching her make a tantrum about it and hell no he wasn't in the mood for that shit.

-Hahi? Haru wasn't expecting you to understand how it feels to have menstrual cramps. Honestly, Haru thought you would say that it wasn't a big deal, but I guess you're really comprehensive after all…

Hibari mentally punched himself.

Before Haru could keep saying things that would probably make the ex-prefect jump off the roof, her brand new iPhone8S –Christmas present from Yamamoto… such a nice guy- started to vibrate. She quickly picked up the call.

-Hello? Kyoko-chan?

-Where are you? Tsu-kun has been looking for you like he's desperate. He made all his guardians stop doing whatever they were doing to go and try to find you, but as usual, I was the only one smart enough to actually call you and ask you where you are. –Kyoko sounded a bit worried. Probably because Tsuna had made it seem so urgent and important, but she couldn't retain a small giggle. Felt good to be more competent than those almighty guardians his boyfriend was so proud of.

-Uh… right. Haru is with a friend right now. I'll be with Tsuna-san in a few minutes.- She hung up and turned to Hibari. –Haru has to go. If you want I can come back later and we can talk some more! Oh and I'll bring food~

-That won't be necessary. I'll try to get some sleep now.

-Oh, ok.- She grinned and jumped off the bed. When she got to the door, she turned around to face Hibari again. –Hibari-san, thank you so much for listening to my crap.. Haru feels a lot better now. You're the best friend a girl could ask for.-

There weren't many things that could take the cloud guardian by surprise. This was quickly rising to the first point of the list.

He was hated by many, feared by more. He could cooperate with whoever he pleased, and destroy who ever got in his way. When it came to women, he wasn't the most experienced, but thought of them as troublesome, so why bother? He was a carnivore between herbivores and people who didn't even classify as that. He was a man of few words who needed nothing and no one but himself. How many times had he been called a monster? A beast, a cold blooded criminal, a demon and all you might wish. But 'friend'? Never. Only one had dared to call him so, and he wasn't very fond of the fool. Yet somehow, he had ended up working for Sawada Tsunayoshi. At some point of her messed up speech, the brunette had mentioned that deep down, he probably wanted to have friends but just didn't know how to do it. Stupid. He would never fall so low and relate to other people. But for some reason, now that he knew that he had her, someone that could be considered a friend –in a very weird way, but a friend after all- he felt… something. Something he didn't know it could be felt, but it felt good.

xXx

-Haru where the hell were you that none of my guardians could find you? Have you always been so good at hide-and-seek?

Tsuna looked at his friend as he gestured her to take a seat next to him on his favorite sofa.

-Haru was all this time in Hibari-san's room. Are you seriously trying to tell me that none of your men who are perfectly capable of doing everything even considered the possibility that Haru was with Hibari-san?

-You know… Hibari's territory is kinda off-limits. What were you doing with him anyways?

-Hahi… nothing really… -She couldn't possibly tell him that all they did was insult him for hours.

Tsuna got up from his comfortable seat and skipped over to his desk –yes, like a little girl- ready to search for a single piece of paper in the middle of his mountains of unfinished work. When he found it –five whole minutes of searching- he took his favorite calligraphy pen –also a Christmas present- and handed it to the brunette.

-Haru! I need you to do this test! It's just a few questions and it's quick but it's very important so you'll do it weather you want it or not~!- He said with the innocent smile of a child opening his birthday presents.

Haru looked down at the paper and froze at sight of the content. It was like a test, obviously made by Tsuna and his unmistakable handwriting, but damn with the questions. The first one was 'what do you like the most in a man?' followed by 'does size matter?' and honestly, Haru stopped reading when she reached the question 'which one of my guardians has the best ass? '

-Tsuna-san… what is the meaning of this? –She glared at him the best way she knew.

-Well… -Tsuna couldn't find the right way of explaining himself without making Haru feel like punching a hole through his face. –I'm… I'm just curious?

The brunette took a deep breath and started writing something in the paper, with Tsuna –as happy as a puppy- trying to look over her shoulder to catch a glimpse at the answers.

As soon as she finished writing, she slammed the paper on the desk and stormed out of the room. Tsuna grabbed it to see what she had answered only to find a simple sentence: 'if you don't quit this I'll become a lesbian and make Kyoko-chan leave you for me'

This was going to be hard for Tsuna. He could just tell.


And here's the next chapter~

Honestly I wasn't planning to continue this but all the positive feedback really made me want to keep writing :) Thanks a lot for all the reviews and favorites~

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