Hey! I'm back! Do I feel sorry for not updating sooner? To be honest, not really. Mostly because for the first week, I'd update every other day. Time to respond to everybody!

Matt: Thanks! I have no idea what you're talking about! XD. I do not watch Total Drama, but if I accidently put references in my stories that make people happy, then I'm happy! Thank you for noticing things I didn't notice and liking it! And thank you for taking your time to review!

EclipseHeart285: Ahhh man! I completely forgot about Coach Hedge! Oh well. I think I mentioned this in the beginning, but I'll mention it again. This was originally a one shot. It is based in no book in particular. Idk. This could be happening in between the books or chapters or something. When I continued this, I made a decision to not to do any research or anything like that. Mostly because I'm to lazy, and also because this was originally a silly idea I was toying with. So, there might be a few gaps. Coach Hedge is one of them. Will I be adding him? No, I will not. And I know I will get flames for that. Do I care? No, I do not. This was just something I thought of in the middle of the night. Something I wrote on a pure stroke of imagination. Idk. Maybe I'll find some sort of way to squeeze him in, and I can assure you right now it will be cheesy and cliché. Thank you for reviewing! Sorry if I sounded rude or angry while I was explaining. I assure you, I was not trying to be.

Neutrino 2000: Thanks! Even if you don't think the characters are OC, I will still love it if anyone pointed out places I could have made them less so, though. : )

Potter Jackson22: Glad you like it! Here's some more!

Percy stared at the two siblings. They stared back. "You're Pine Tree and Shooting Star?" Annabeth asked unbelievingly.

'Pine Tree' crossed his arms defensively, "Yeah, so?" then he realized what he did and quickly pointed his 'gun' back at them.

"Yeah, Bill calls us that. But my real name is Mabel. And that's my boring twin brother, Dipper," 'Shooting Star' said excitedly, rocking in her heals.

Frank ignored them, "But you're just kids!"

Dipper scowled, "I am not a kid."

Percy held up his hands again, "Woah, whoa. We didn't mean it to be taken offensively. We were expecting someone… taller, that's all." Percy winced at his own sentence.

"Hey! I'm plenty tall!"

"Thbbt. No you're not, you doy! You're a little midget!" Mabel laughed.

"Mabel, not helping," Dipper muttered urgently.

Piper spoke up, "Let's stay on track. Our friend is possessed by this 'Bill' dude and is trying to kill us. Will you help or not?"

Dipper bit his lower lip and glanced around. He was clearly having an internal struggle. "Fine!" he said finally, "We'll help you."

Surprisingly, Mabel reacted first, "Yes!"

"But this does not mean we trust them, Mabel."

Mabel kicked the ground disappointedly, "Aww, phooie."

"Okay then," Jason started, "How do we stop Bill?"

"Shush! Not here!" Dipper glanced around nervously, "Bill has eyes everywhere. We'll take you to our Great Uncle Ford. He'll know what to do!"

Mabel spun around, "Yay! Road trip!" she snuggled up next to Percy, batting her eyelashes, "Hi, I'm Mabel. What's yours?"

Annabeth was too quick for her, though. She grabbed Percy's arm and dragged him away from the flirtatious girl, who was already moving in on Frank. Hazel stared at her venomously, while Dipper just rolled his eyes. Annabeth sighed, "This is going to be one long road trip."

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Beo was leisurely sailing closer and closer to Gravity Falls. "WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO FIRST, SPARKS? MAYBE WE CAN GO SIGHTSEEING FOR A LITTLE BIT, OR GET SOME SOUVENIRS. WE CAN GO TO THE MYSTERY SHACK AND GET A BOBBLE HEAD OR TWO. OR ARE YOU MORE A TENT OF TELEPATHY PERSON?"

Leo moaned, too tired and hurt to really respond. Bill hasn't slept since the wrench incident, and with all the energy he was using up, it was starting to get to Leo.

"I THINK WE'LL VISIT THE MYSTERY SHACK FIRST. YOUR FRIENDS ARE HEADED THERE NOW WITH PINE TREE AND SHOOTING STAR."

That got Leo's attention, "Wh-what?"

"YOUR FRIENDS! THEY'RE HEADED TOWARDS THE MYSTERY SHACK! THEY'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT SOME BIG SECRETS!"

"I've changed m-my mind, B-B-Bill. Let's g-go to the Tent of T-Tela-Telawhatevery f-first."

"SORRY KID! YOUR ANSWER IS EIGHT POINT THREE SECONDS TOO LATE!" Bill turned and walked around aimlessly, running his hands on the console. "WHILE WE'RE WAITING, WE CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT KIND OF TOYS YOU BUILT HERE. DO YOU HAVE ANY EXPLOSIVES?"

"S-stay away f-from my ship, B-B-Bill," growled Leo.

"HMMM… HOW 'BOUT… NO!" Bill punched a random button and a fireball shot out of Festus's mouth, "WOAH! THAT WAS DELUX! TOO BAD YOU'RE FIRE PROOF, SPARKS. THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN FUN!"

Leo growled, but he knew there was no way he could protect his beloved ship from Bill's clutches. His last scenario left Leo exhausted, and he realized what Bill meant about being burnt from existence.

Leo could slowly feel himself disappearing. Fading. But not like the normal fade. No. This was more like bursts of fade. Leo will feel a burning sensation, then his form would flicker, then BAM! A memory was gone. His hands were fuzzy. His vison was blurred. He was missing a foot. Then it would all come back to him in an instant, like it never happened.

Out of all of the pain he felt, Leo hated the fading sensation the most. For the first time in his life, Leo Valdez knew what it felt like to burn.

"AWHH, IS SPARKS GETTING WORN OUT?" Leo jumped, temporally forgetting Bill was there. Bill laughed at his reaction, "HAHA! ALREADY FORGETTING ABOUT ME, SPARKS?"

"No! N-never! How can I ever forget about s-someone as crazy as y-you?" Leo said sarcastically.

"HAHA! TELL THAT TO GLASSESS. HEY, LOOK! DO YOU HAVE A BAZOOKA ON THIS THING?"

"No! Don't t-t-touch that!"

Bill hit his hand on the button. A gun opened from the side of the boat and shot a ball of energy into the woods. "YOU REALLY PUT YOUR EFFORT IN THIS THING, DIDN'T YOU SPARKS?" Leo nodded, "TOO BAD IT'S GOING TO BE USED AGAINST YOU! HEY! WHAT DOES THIS THING DO?" and so it went on. Bill hitting dangerous buttons, Leo protesting, and Bill taunting. Until they finally sailed above Gravity Falls. The townspeople were gaping and pointing, and Bill ignored them. He sailed past everything to a small shack in the woods. "FIRST THINGS FIRST. WE NEED TO GO VISIT PINE TREE AND SIXER."

Leo was about to say something, but pain surged through him and his form flickered. He looked down and saw his hands were blurry. Then it changed back to normal. But it took longer than before. "HMM. LOOKS LIKE SPARKS IS FINALLY BURNING OUT."

"B-but if I burn out, y-you'll feel all this p-p-pain and s-stuff. And you'll feel t-t-tired too." Leo said in a desperate attempt to save his life.

"HAHA! YOU THINK I'LL CARE ABOUT THE PAIN, SPARKS? AS FOR YOUR HUMAN NEEDS, BY THE TIME YOU BURN OUT, ALL MY BUSINESS WOULD BE DONE. I'LL HAVE ENOUGH ENERGY TO CREATE A BODY OF MY OWN!"

Beo walked to the ladder and lowered it down. From what Leo could see, the 'Mystery Shack' was a bad tourist trap that looked abandoned.

Bill kicked opened the doors and walked purposefully inside. No one was there. "COME OUT, COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU ARE," Bill cried creepily. He walked to the vending machine, and Mental Leo's stomach growled in hunger.

"Y-yes! Finally! Some f-f-food!" Leo thought. But to his dismay, Beo punched in a code and the vending machine opened up revealing a secret passageway, "Aww, it's j-just a secret t-t-tunnel," Leo thought disappointedly.

Bill walked down the stairs. Leo heard talking at the bottom. Bill reached the final step and swung open the door, revealing his friends, 'Pine Tree', the girl from the dream, and a few other people Leo didn't recognize.

Bill smiled maniacally, "HI! DIDJYA' MISS ME?"

Well! That's it! A little short, but it'll do for now. But I'm seriously on a writers block. I mean, I know what I want to do, I just don't know how to get there. Don't worry! I'm not giving up on this! Here's some sneak peaks into the next few chapters:

'Everybody turned to see a Dracanae.'

'The giant monster ran through the trees, scattering birds and other animals along the way. Bill laughed, "I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOUR FRIENDS GET OUT OF THIS ONE, SPARKS!"'

'"WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE A SLIGHT CHANCE OF DYING, OR A DEFINATE CHANCE OF DYING?"'

'Wendy nodded, "Chopping down trees are my thing. Killing baby rabbits are not."'

Sorry if my Authors Notes show up funny. My computer is not cooperating. So, are you thoroughly confused? I hope so! Please send ideas! I'm not sure how many I will take, if any, but seriously, I need ideas. So, I do not own Gravity Falls or Percy Jackson. If I did, Grover would have been in the second series and I'd have given Ford more backstory on what exactly happened in the portal. Constructive criticism is appreciated. If you say, "This is so terrible," I won't be able to know how to improve my story. So if you criticize, please tell me how to make it better. EX: "This is so terrible because it doesn't make sense in this part and that part. And Bill was OC in this part." You will not get a better story if you did ex. 1. You will get a better story in ex. 2.

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